One Jokes

One day I got home and told my girlfriend "I cheated on you." she replied with "F**k you" I then said "But you won't, that's why I cheated on you."

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I got fired from my job today at a banana factory. They said to throw away the bad ones so I throwaway the bent ones

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what's the difference between ironman and ironwoman? one is a superhero and the other is a simple command.

What's the difference between a good TV show and a gay man?

One makes your day and one make your whole week.

Remember what one of my gay friends told me: it's only cannibalism if you swallow.

My friend group is pretty diverse. I'm Japanese, one friend is Filipino, one is American, one is Italian, and the last one is German.

Out of everyone in the friend group, the Filipino and the American were the quickest to feel uncomfortable when I asked, "Who wants to go on a march with me?"

What did one deperesed kid say to the other? Hey wanna hang together.

"Have you taken a bath?"

"No. Why, did one go missing?"

When some one says your adopted say “ But your still at the orphanage.”

Teacher: "What do you think is your purpose in our society?"

Me: "To reduce the population by one"

How are Kentucky Fried Chicken and a woman the same?

Once you take away the legs and the breasts you’re left with one greasy box to put your bone in.

A poster for the winter relief fund reads: "No one should be allowed to go hungry or suffer from the cold." A worker says to his friend, "now were not even allowed to do that."