One jokes

What’s one thing a man can do that a woman can’t?

Sit down and shut up.

One day I'm walking and I saw Josh B. He's sucking balls and Marco jump[s], and we got [an] earthquake, and I say, "Yamate."

A teacher says to her class one day, "Whoever answers my next question can go home."

A boy throws his bag out the window.

The teacher asks, "Who just threw that?"

The boy says, "Me! I’m going home now."

You: I have a nice hairline.

Your friend: Since when do you have one?

You: I forgot.

This is a bad one but why do orphans hate their life even more in 2021?

Cause kids just laugh at them...

"Simon says touch your chin."

The fat people be like, "Which one?"

Stephen Hawking: one hp (Fortnite)

One day I went to my friend's apartment, and he told me to make myself at home.

I threw him out of the window. I hate having visitors!

What did one cat say to the other? Happy "meow"!

One thing that Miles Morales and Black men have in common is that they're both rip-offs.

People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.

Here is a story, my best friend was Chinese, his name was Chong-king. I took him to a restaurant one day and he said, "I am Chong-king." I said I know your name is Chong-king, within a few minutes he just randomly died making weird noises and turning blue by every second.

Anyone know what happened?

Two pencils walking down the street.

Which one hasn’t got AIDS?

The one with the rubber on.

One day I was walking next to a homeless man, and he was eating grass. I asked him if he was hungry. He said yes. I said, "Follow me." You should have seen his face when I showed him my backyard!

I'm in a wheelchair, right, so I've tried everything but one stand up.

It didn't work.

A guy on a bus saw a beautiful girl. He asked for her number, and of course, she said no. He asked the bus driver for advice, and he said, "That girl goes to the cemetery to pray every day at 10 p.m. and look for a statue of an angel." So he dresses up as God, goes to the grave, and she sees him. She says, "Oh, Lord, end my misery! Kill me now!" And he said, "Only if you do something for me first." She replied, "What is it, oh mighty Lord?" He said, "Have sex with me." She agreed. They had sex, and when she was done sucking his dick, he said, "I have something to tell you." He took off his costume and said, "I'm the guy from the bus." And she took off her costume: "I'm the bus driver."

(Does anyone remember this? It's an old joke someone made, or does no one remember this? I didn't make this, but it went smth like this)

What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?

One snatches your watch. The other watches your snatch.

* Sans at Sans' favorite restaurant* Sans: Hey, Frisk, what do you eat today?

Frisk: One knife, plz.

Sans: Ok, one knife, plz.

Waiter: You eat a knife?

Frisk: Yes.

*Waiter asking for one knife*

Waiter: Here you go.

Frisk: Thanks you.

One twin tower had a girlfriend. The other twin tower had the same girlfriend, so they both went down.

Why do orphans love a room of mirrors?\n\nBecause they're surrounded by loved ones!