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I just gotta come out and say it: I like miners, and I don’t care what y’all think. I mean the fact that they are risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. I’ve always wanted to marry one, to be honest. Y’all need to give more respect to the mining ⛏ community.
How many poets does it take to change a light bulb?
One to curse the darkness, one to light a candle.
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A kid calls out for his mom one day while he is in the tub and says, "Mom come quick! I'm walking on water!"
And the mom runs in and says, "I knew evon whatent yo daddy! I ain't never slept with him a day my life!"
There were three women, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL. Then comes in a famous rapper, guess which one he picked???
Did you know one of the singers of YMCA had AIDS? Y-M-C-AIDS.
An old woman walks into an outdoor supplies store.
"I'd like an infrared gorilla," she says.
The clerk proceeds to give her an infrared gorilla from the back room.
"We've had hundreds of these things in the back for ages," exclaims the clerk. "You're the first person who's actually wanted one."
What do you call a house with no one living inside?
An orphan house.
One of my earliest memories is seeing my mother's face through the oven window as we played hide and seek, and she said: "You're getting warmer!"
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? “If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.”
He’s so short no one can see you very close by.
So, two condoms walk by a gay bar. What does one condom say to the other? "Hey, wanna get 'shit-faced?'"
What's the difference between a God and my mom?
My mom exists. I mean... she did at one point! Unlike any "Gods."
Question:
Did you hear the one about MAGA people?
Answer:
It "sucks" just like they do!
How many bankers does it take to change a light bulb?
Four—one to hold the bulb and three to try to remember the combination.
Yo mama's so fat, people think she only has one side!
The terrorists suck at [something]. They lost two times to the Twin Towers? Like, how do you land so far from it? One of them landed in a field.
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors?
Surrounded by loved ones.
What's the one thing that makes a depressed person jump? A bridge.
A guy walks up to a girl. He says, "Hey, you want a poker? I’ve got one."