Two fish walked in to a wall one said to the other "dam"
What was the one word that could of save Princess Dianas life? Taxi
Why did Adolf Hitler like nuts? He only had one.
A missile hit a hospital earlier this morning fortunately no one was injured - but 100 were killed.
How many hookers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, cause they'll screw anything
Man to woman: Would you sleep with me for one million dollars? Woman: Sure. Man: How about for ten dollars? Woman: What do you think I am? Man: We’ve already established what you are. All we’re doing is negotiating price.
when the teacher calls on you and asks you how many people did Hitler kill.
"One, he killed himself"
say this out loud: alpha Kenny one
I stole one's balls
What did god say when he made the black human? Oh no i burnt another one
When some one says your adopted say “ But your still at the orphanage.”
roses are red, unlike the rest, i'm the one who has your IP address.
"Have you taken a bath?"
"No. Why, did one go missing?"
I ran into a dwarf and he said: Well, I’m not happy Then which one are you?
What's the difference between humans and trash cans? One's actually useful
I tried to take a fog machine, but I took the wrong one. Needless to say, it was a big mist-take.
What sort of file turns a one inch hole into a two inch hole? A pedofile
whats the best thing about an abortion joke?? no one gets offended
what happens when you accidentally taught your child to call every man daddy?
you find the real one.
I told a joke and some1 said "no one asked" then i said "no one would care to even ask"