I'd give you a nasty look but you've already got one.
How are tinder and orphans alike?
You swipe left till you find the one you like
If two blind people meet, one of them says: Long time, no see
Ok guys I have one last joke (for now) What do you call it when panera is over Panera end
It’s sad some one has ligma
Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them
Why don’t violists play hide and seek? Because no one will look for them.
Why do orphans not care about sleep, because they have no one to wake up to
A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says "Make me one with everything."
What’s the difference between a apple and a orphan?
One of them get picked.
My short friend called me a scrub, even though he was the one below me.
Do you you like Cds. There's this really cool one called C Deez nuts.
Another one bites the dust
Did you hear the one about the hills? It was hillarious
Two cows were hiding.One said:"Moooo" The other one said:"Shut up! We're hiding!"
Why do orphans go to church : to call some one dad
What did thanos say when he snapped his finger - another one bites the dust
What’s the difference between a mother and a fetus at an abortion office?
Only one of them is scared.
Two fish were in a tank. One turned to the other and asked: "Hey, how do you drive this thing?"
What’s the difference between school and prison. One is painted