One jokes

What is one thing blind people and orphans have in common?

They both can't see their parents.

What's one of the worst motivational things to say to a suicidal person?

“Hang in there!”

If I'm still single by Christmas, Santa won't be the only one jumping off a roof.

What did God say to the black person?

"Oops, I burned one."😳

Not racist, just funny.

I'm still wondering who took Jesus' sandals.

Even the one who ate that dove that sat at Jesus' shoulder. 🤔

"Chelsea is the most consistent team.

One win in August, one win in September, and one win in October; it's just like a menstrual cycle.

If they don't win in November, just know that they're pregnant." 😅

Your mom! Oh wait, you don't have one.

Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survived—my grandpa. The others have fallen—his friends.

A few kids were talking about how big their houses were. Kids were pointing to huge houses and huge apartments. One little boy said, "Bet I have the biggest home." To everyone's surprise, he pointed right towards the massive orphanage.

I went to a feminist picnic the other day.

It was great, apart from the fact no one made any sandwiches.

"We are Number one."

I was at a funeral and made a joke. No one laughed, but someone died.

Brinnia so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said, "I need a bigger one."

Your hairline and the universe have one thing in common: they’re yet to be discovered.

Why do orphans like families? Because they wish they had one.

My dad is really angry at me for kicking the balls. He's the one that told me always aim for them. Is that why I don't have a brother?

It's sad someone has ligma.

No one cares if you bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?

One of the missions succeeded.

A lion, Johnny Depp, and a hockey player from Nashville all have one thing in common.

They're all Predators!