How many orphans does it take to repair a house. None, they don't have one
A limbless man sat on the side of a lake every day. He had no hands or legs.
One day he was crying when a woman was walking by and saw that he was upset, so she asked if he was okay. He replied, "No."
The woman said, "Well, what's wrong?"
The limbless man said, "I've never been hugged by anyone ever."
So the woman, out of kindness, hugged the man. "Are you okay now?" she asked.
"No," the man replied. So again the woman asked him what was wrong. He answered, "I've never been kissed before."
The woman eagerly gave him a peck on the lips and asked, "Are you okay now?"
The man shook his head sadly. The woman asked him what was wrong for the third time. The man said, "I've never been fucked."
The woman looked at him, picks him up, throws him in the lake, and says, "Now you are!"
Four gay guys are sitting in a Jacuzzi when all of a sudden, a condom starts floating. One of the gay guys turns around and asks, "Okay, who farted?"
why does the kids cant see their parents because they dont have one
So an emo shot themselves, and so the detective decides to ask why, but it just goes in one ear and out the other.
Why did Jeffrey eat all the ice cream in one sitting?
To make room in the freezer for his special meat.
I have more cum in one testicle than you have in your whole penis.
What does one boob say to the other boob
If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts.
What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus
The picture gets hung with one nail not two
What do you call it when you have two Indians, one Black, and a fat White?
A s'more.
For me, the best part of depression is remaining charming around strangers but saving the misery for the ones who love you.
Therapist: And what is it about this generation that bothers you?
Satan: I give them the intro tour and they just say shit like "ooo spooky lol."
Therapist: That's not so bad.
Satan: When I showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said "big mood."
What do you call an orphan that has a brother? The second one without one.
Why will the orphan never say, "Honey, I'm home?"
No one wants him, not even the bees.
Whats the difference between an orphan and a pencil , People actually have a use for one of them
One day my mom told me not to be an actor. I said, "But mommy, I will make a lot of money!"
One, I grow some som more, yea, I am 4. I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, that's me.
Grandma: You guy's generation is on too much technology.
Kid: Well, you're the ones that raised us.
Other family members: ...
The IRS hates when you don't have to pay your taxes with this one mind-blowing trick.
What's one piece of stationary gay kids always forget to bring to school? A ruler.
