The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"
Orphans are so unwanted that when One Direction saw one, it went the other direction.
Why do orphans not know how to spell?
Because no one likes them, dumb people. đ¤đ¤Ą
One more 360 noscope for my montage.
So, one day I have a wife, but if it's getting a longer day, she is moving so weird, and I see she has sex with Rick Astley. đ [rickrolled]
Best way to trick your friends:
A brick falls out of a plane.
How do you put an elephant in the fridge? Open the door, put him in, and close the door.
How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? Open the door, take the poor elephant out, put the giraffe in, and close the door.
The animal kingdom is throwing a party, all the animals are there except for one, who? The giraffe, because he's still in the fridge.
Sally needs to cross the river that is known to be filled with deadly crocodiles, but she crossed safely, how? Because the crocodiles are at the party, but Sally still dies after crossing the river, how? Because she was hit by the flying brick.
Whatâs an orphanâs least favorite drink?
Milk, because no one came back with any.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?
One held its balance, the other two fell.
How many orphans does it take to repair a house? None, they don't have one.
A limbless man sat on the side of a lake every day. He had no hands or legs.
One day he was crying when a woman was walking by and saw that he was upset, so she asked if he was okay. He replied, "No."
The woman said, "Well, what's wrong?"
The limbless man said, "I've never been hugged by anyone ever."
So the woman, out of kindness, hugged the man. "Are you okay now?" she asked.
"No," the man replied. So again the woman asked him what was wrong. He answered, "I've never been kissed before."
The woman eagerly gave him a peck on the lips and asked, "Are you okay now?"
The man shook his head sadly. The woman asked him what was wrong for the third time. The man said, "I've never been fucked."
The woman looked at him, picks him up, throws him in the lake, and says, "Now you are!"
Four gay guys are sitting in a Jacuzzi when all of a sudden, a condom starts floating. One of the gay guys turns around and asks, "Okay, who farted?"
Why can't orphans see their parents?
Because they don't have one!
So an emo shot themselves, and so the detective decides to ask why, but it just goes in one ear and out the other.
Why did Jeffrey eat all the ice cream in one sitting?
To make room in the freezer for his special meat.
I have more cum in one testicle than you have in your whole penis.
What does one boob say to the other boob?
If we donât get support, people will think weâre nuts.
Whatâs the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
The picture gets hung with one nail, not two.
What do you call it when you have two Indians, one Black, and a fat White?
A s'more.
For me, the best part of depression is remaining charming around strangers but saving the misery for the ones who love you.
Therapist: And what is it about this generation that bothers you?
Satan: I give them the intro tour and they just say shit like "ooo spooky lol."
Therapist: That's not so bad.
Satan: When I showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said "big mood."
