Max likes his girls like he likes his wine. 7 years old and locked in his basement.
I asked a poor old woman if I could take her home. She smiled and said yes. However the expression on her face soon changed when I started walking away with her cardboard box.
what do you call an old black person-farming antique
An old lady walks into an adoption centre and the lady that runs the business says “Oh, haven’t seen you in a long time!”
What’s the difference between a Ferrari and ten 6 year olds?
I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage
Me and my friend were roasting each other. She said, "You look like a Reese's cup." I replied, "You're so old, your pubic hairs are 50 shades of gray."
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.
What's so great about dead baby jokes? They never get old.
What do you call an 18 year old orphan...? Homless
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What do chickens play in the pool? Marco Polo
2 old people sitting on a bench one turns to the other and says my butt fell asleep the other says yep i heard it snore a couple of times
What is a similarity between a pregnant 14-year-old and the fetus inside of her?
They both are thinking "Shit! Mom is gonna kill me!"
What do you call a 100-year-old frog? An old croak!
Old man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "The test results are back, and I'm sad to say you have cancer and Alzheimer's.". The old man says "Phew! At least it's not cancer!"
I was out for dinner with my 19 year old girlfriend. I being 42, had many people shouting at me, scolding me, calling me a creep. It really ruined our 10th anniversary.
Yo moms so old she was happily accepted into the museum
Hey guys how was ur day? If you ask me the same question heres the answer, depressing. I still haven't made any friends on this app. All I do is read and comment on old, D.K, freshfry, ALYA's "Jokes" or opinions.
What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.
Old mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to get her poor dog a bone.
But when she bent over, Rover took over, and gave her a bone of his own
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands. (This joke is good because it never gets old)
Old mathematicians never die; they just lose some of their functions.
