2 old people sitting on a bench one turns to the other and says my butt fell asleep the other says yep i heard it snore a couple of times
As a hobby I started taking walks around the old clock tower. It’s a great way to pass the time.
I was once caught doing it with a 16 year old in my bedroom. Boy was my wife mad. She yelled “HOW CAN YOU F… OUR DAUGHTER?!”. Haha yeah she was mad. Anyways thats why your mother and I are getting a divorce Timmy.
Dead baby jokes never get old…
I like my women how i like my cigars. 7 years old and coming from Cuban in a burlap sack.
What’s the best part about banging twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them
What does mcdonalds and Catholic priest have in common
They both put their meat in 10 year old buns
A blonde, burnette and a red-head are running from the police. They come across an old shack, with three burlap sacks. They each hop into one of them. The police come and kick the one with the burnette in it. She goes, “Mew, mew.” The police say, “Oh, it’s just a bag of kittens.” Then they kick the one with the red-head. “Woof, woof.” They think, “Oh, it’s just a bag of puppies.” Then they kick the one with the blonde in it. She goes, “POtaTOES!!” And gets arrested.
dark humor never gets old, just like children with cancer
What starts with the letter M, ends with -arriage and is a man’s favorite thing? Miscarriage. That joke never gets old, just like the baby.
Did you know that statistically, 1 in 10 people live next to a pedophile? Not me though, I live next to a 10 year old boy with a fat ass.
I like my women how I Iike my wine. 12 years old and locked in a cellar.
Am I the only one who gives people in the neighborhood names they don’t know they have? Like “Blue truck dude”, “Loud dog guy”, “Nice old lady with the rose bushes”, “That slut across the street”,
At weddings, old people poke me and say “you’re next!” So I do the same to them at funerals
What’s the difference between a pimple and a Priest? You see, a pimple wouldn’t normally come on a kid’s until he’s 13 years old.
I’m old enough to remember innocent times when the worst headline was plane hijackers flying into buildings.
A mother and her 7 year old child are walking in the grocery story. The young boy then screams to a random woman “ your an ugly bitch”. The mother grabs her son, and says “ I’m so sorry, I must have told him a thousand of times to not judge people on how they look.
What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common
They never get old
What happened to the eight year old boy that needed to go to the bathroom during church? The priest stopped him on the way there
Micheal Jackson and Tonya Harding got together back in the day for a horse racing venture…Tonya says…“I’ll handle the handicapping, you go ride the 3 year olds”