A rapist walks into a school and asks if they had 5 year olds in the school and the teacher replies "are you that same person who took Jimmy?" the man replies "yes" and the teacher says "Take susie too she's being a little bitch."
What is common with dark humour and unvaccinated kids? - Neither do ever grow old.
what is tall when it's young but short when it's old?
a candle or a pencil!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I was once caught doing it with a 16 year old in my bedroom. Boy was my wife mad. She yelled "HOW CAN YOU F... OUR DAUGHTER?!". Haha yeah she was mad. Anyways thats why your mother and I are getting a divorce Timmy.
I like my lovers like I like my whiskey, 12 years old and mixed up with coke.
Your mom is so old she turned to dust before Thanos snapped.
What does an orphan have in common with a 80 year old women “there parents will never come back
Why should old womon never eat sea food?
Cuz then she'll start acting crabby.
Why did the priest buy a clown suit? Because the old one had blood all over it.
what is black and white and red all over answer: a newspaper that is what my 3 year old told me 😍
An old woman goes to the doctor complaining of extremely smelly gas. "I don't understand it, Doc", she said, "I have this terrible, terrible gas". "Thankfully", she added, "they are at least silent when I fart". Doctor hands her a bottle of pills, tells her take them all and then come back to see him. The old woman returned a short time later extremely mad. "I took those pills like you said and not only is my gas smelly, but now when I fart they are obnoxiously loud!", she yelled. The doctor said, "well, now that we've solved your hearing problem, let's see what we can do about that gas".
A mother and her 7 year old child are walking in the grocery story. The young boy then screams to a random woman “ your an ugly bitch”. The mother grabs her son, and says “ I’m so sorry, I must have told him a thousand of times to not judge people on how they look.
if its on the clock,its old enough for the cock
At weddings, old people tell kids "you're next". At funerals, little kids tell old people "you're next".
Dead baby jokes never get old...
"it never gets old" "just like a sick kid"
They say watching child porn will get me 20 years in Jail. I prefer to think of it as two 10 year olds
You mama so old. Her first christmas was the first christmas
What’s the difference between a pimple and a Priest? You see, a pimple wouldn’t normally come on a kid’s until he’s 13 years old.
What did the pirate say when he turned 80 :answer aye matey
