People

ŦØҲIC ZØmbI3

2 old people sitting on a bench one turns to the other and says my butt fell asleep the other says yep i heard it snore a couple of times

Puns

SkeezyDrew

As a hobby I started taking walks around the old clock tower. It’s a great way to pass the time.

Wife

Anonymous

I was once caught doing it with a 16 year old in my bedroom. Boy was my wife mad. She yelled “HOW CAN YOU F… OUR DAUGHTER?!”. Haha yeah she was mad. Anyways thats why your mother and I are getting a divorce Timmy.

Baby

Anonymous

Dead baby jokes never get old…

Sack

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I like my women how i like my cigars. 7 years old and coming from Cuban in a burlap sack.

Bang

Anonymous

What’s the best part about banging twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

Priest

Anonymous

What does mcdonalds and Catholic priest have in common

They both put their meat in 10 year old buns

Red

Anonymous

A blonde, burnette and a red-head are running from the police. They come across an old shack, with three burlap sacks. They each hop into one of them. The police come and kick the one with the burnette in it. She goes, “Mew, mew.” The police say, “Oh, it’s just a bag of kittens.” Then they kick the one with the red-head. “Woof, woof.” They think, “Oh, it’s just a bag of puppies.” Then they kick the one with the blonde in it. She goes, “POtaTOES!!” And gets arrested.

Darkness

shit

dark humor never gets old, just like children with cancer

Man

Nim

What starts with the letter M, ends with -arriage and is a man’s favorite thing? Miscarriage. That joke never gets old, just like the baby.

Fat

Anonymous

Did you know that statistically, 1 in 10 people live next to a pedophile? Not me though, I live next to a 10 year old boy with a fat ass.

Year

POP

I like my women how I Iike my wine. 12 years old and locked in a cellar.

Name

Anonymous

Am I the only one who gives people in the neighborhood names they don’t know they have? Like “Blue truck dude”, “Loud dog guy”, “Nice old lady with the rose bushes”, “That slut across the street”,

People

Keply

At weddings, old people poke me and say “you’re next!” So I do the same to them at funerals

Difference

CoolDaddy

What’s the difference between a pimple and a Priest? You see, a pimple wouldn’t normally come on a kid’s until he’s 13 years old.

Time

groundwork

I’m old enough to remember innocent times when the worst headline was plane hijackers flying into buildings.

People

Anonymous

A mother and her 7 year old child are walking in the grocery story. The young boy then screams to a random woman “ your an ugly bitch”. The mother grabs her son, and says “ I’m so sorry, I must have told him a thousand of times to not judge people on how they look.

Kid

Anonymous

What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common

They never get old

Priest

Young french fry squable

What happened to the eight year old boy that needed to go to the bathroom during church? The priest stopped him on the way there

Day

VEG

Micheal Jackson and Tonya Harding got together back in the day for a horse racing venture…Tonya says…“I’ll handle the handicapping, you go ride the 3 year olds”

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