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I like my girlfriends new secondary school uniform, I guess, but doesn’t beat her old primary school one πŸ˜€

Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie? because it was rated RRRRGGGG

i am guessing u dont understand :(

My 3 year old sister kept saying i like your cut g everytime she does i dodge and close my eyes but she's the one who always end up running

Guy asked me what I do for a living. Now I'm not old enough to get a job so I said nothing. He asked me again so I said, "Your wife" The guy goes to slap me but his wife is standing right there. She instead slapped me and said, "You swore not to tell!"