me as a 5-year-old: how do you relate to the twin towers friend : what me: everytime I thing of them I feel sad
What do you call a 17 year old orphan? Homeless
Q: Why was the 4 year old anti-vaxer crying?
A: He was in a mid-life crisis
What does an 80-year-old woman taste like?
Depends
What Costco food is associated with Michael Joseph Jackson? The Jackson dog. It's 49 year old saussge between 6 year old buns.
I like Christmas. Itβs the holiday where an old man breaks into peopleβs homes so he can give them toys. :) yaaaaay π
I like my girlfriends new secondary school uniform, I guess, but doesnβt beat her old primary school one π
What do old people have when they are sick.
A going away party.
Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie? because it was rated RRRRGGGG
i am guessing u dont understand :(
My 3 year old sister kept saying i like your cut g everytime she does i dodge and close my eyes but she's the one who always end up running
Guy asked me what I do for a living. Now I'm not old enough to get a job so I said nothing. He asked me again so I said, "Your wife" The guy goes to slap me but his wife is standing right there. She instead slapped me and said, "You swore not to tell!"
Never hide something behind a bookshelf. It's the oldest trick in the book!
How old are 911 victims ? There toddlers here come the airplane!
jokes are like your grandparents, old and dead.
In memory of Michael Jackson, Starbucks and various other establishments are introducing the Jackson tea. It's 50 year old water, with a 7 year old tea bag