A pedophile is chatting on the internet : “On a scale of one to ten, how old are you?”

What is a similarity between a pregnant 14-year-old and the fetus inside of her?

They both are thinking “Shit! Mom is gonna kill me!”

So I was f**g this bh right, and I thought I had aides. So I go and get tested. Turns out I did get aides. Now what I’m wondering is where the hell does an eight year old get aides?! I guess my sister needs new friends…

Max likes his girls like he likes his wine. 7 years old and locked in his basement.

As a hobby I started taking walks around the old clock tower. It’s a great way to pass the time.

Yo mama’s so old when she was a girl rainbows were black and white

I did so much research that I got BONE-tired from doing this TIBIA honest. You probably didn’t find that HUMERUS. I got a SKELETON of these puns. I guess i could learn a FEMUR puns. I was wondering if the the creators of this site could TALUS how they come up with puns or maybe give some advice? I’m only 14 years-old.

What’s the difference between a pimple and a Priest? You see, a pimple wouldn’t normally come on a kid’s until he’s 13 years old.

What’s the difference between a Ferrari and ten 6 year olds?

I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage

What is the difference between a Old Chest and a kid?

One doesn’t cry when you drop it in the basement.

Francis Pope, Donald Trump, Barack Obama, and a little boy were one a falling airplane. Their were 3 parachutes. Donald Trump grabs the first parachute and jumps off the plane saying, “The world needs my leadership!” Barack Obama grabs a parachute and says, “I need to help make choices for our world”, so he jumps off the plane. At this point, the Pope and the little boy are on the plane. The Pope says to the boy, “take the last parachute, I am too old and I’m going to die soon one day.” The little boy says, “actually their are two, you see, Donald Trump took my backpack.”

What does mcdonalds and Catholic priest have in common

They both put their meat in 10 year old buns

Your mom is so old she turned to dust before Thanos snapped.

I asked a poor old woman if I could take her home. She smiled and said yes. However the expression on her face soon changed when I started walking away with her cardboard box.

I like my women like I like my wine, twelves Year’s old, in the basement, and locked up

What’s the same between a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus? They’re both saying “Oh my god my mom’s gonna kill me!”

A pedophile is playing poker with 8 seven year olds. The pedophile has a pair of 7’s and three 4’s in the river. He smiles and says yay i i got me a full house.

I like my women how i like my cigars. 7 years old and coming from Cuban in a burlap sack.

So I went out to eat the other day, and the waitress came up to me and asked if I wanted a glass of water. I said “Yes ma’am.” She said “Oh honey, you don’t have to call me ma’am, I’m not that old.” I said “Okay, thanks bitch.”

What do you call a nine year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

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