Ocean jokes
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Because they're all shellfish.
What's the difference between Mars and Africa? Mars has water.
What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.
You are shore to find loads of jokes funny even if I can’t kelp you find the right ones.
Loads of jokes are funny as I’m shore you shall sea.
What do you call an annoyed octopus?
Octopissy.
Memes
Orcas do it best
What did Nemo's dad say? "Man, he's a lot like my dad, I can never find him!"
Why were there two boys on the bay?
Because they were gay!
Why couldn't the GREAT WHITE beat the HAMMERHEAD?
because the GREAT WHITE kept getting BONKED on the HEAD by the HAMMERHEAD!
What is the thirstiest ocean in the world?
The Gulf of Mexico lol!
What did the fish say to the other fish?
"I want my life to be H2O-ver!"
What is shark's favorite day?
Chewsday.
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?
A good start :)
Who lives under the sea?
Malaysia flight 370.
Me: “You guys wanna know a cool fact?”
Friend 1: “Yeah.”
Friend 2: “Yea.”
Me: “Japan is RIGHT that way. If we swim all night...we’ll be able to get to Japan.”
Friend 3: “I love anime.”
Friend 1 & 2: “Nononononononononono!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Me: *Laughs at Friend 3*
You get hit by a wave, but you don't get wet. Why?
You were hit by a shockwave!
Putin be like that boat is now a submarine!
If the captain of the Titanic was dumb, he would eat the iceberg.
1. What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese.
2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ash. Ash who? Achoo!
3. How does the ocean say hello? He waves.
4. Why can't Elsa have a balloon? Because she will let it go.
5. What do you call your enemy? You don't call it at all.
When Trump goes to the beach, he doesn't use suntan lotion. He uses Dorito dust, and it stays on for the rest of his life.
There were people having sex when it started sinking. Legend tells when you go near the ship you can see semen, and if you listen close enough you'll hear them moaning.
Now that's a hell of a ghost story!