Ocean jokes
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, you're in my sun (son)."
Maybe the ocean is salty because the land never waves back.
"You momo joso fat, she went in the ocean and the whales came up to her and started singing, ""We Are Family"" even though you are father than me."
Beach whales.
I went to a disco at a seafood restaurant the other day...
... And pulled a mussel.
Did you know the Titanic swimming pool is still full?
Why was the sea sad? Because it was blue.
Do you know the shortest joke about Titanic?
*Splash!*
What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, he just WAVED.
Did you SEA what I did there?
GUY: Yes
Are you SHORE?
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Because they’re shellfish! 😂
Did you know the pool in the Titanic is still full?
It was the year 1912. I was in the SS Titanic, and I woke from a dream to think, "I've heard of wet dreams, but is that WATER?"
How do you think the unthinkable? With an iceberg.
Why do dolphins live in salt water?
Because pepper water would make them sneeze!
Article 1: the Titanic is practically unsinkable.
Article 4: the Titanic sank.
Have you ever been to the ocean? Well, the smokers out there probably only seaweed!
Don't tell a Titanic joke, or you'll sink to a whole new low.
What is the Titanic's favorite mint?
Icebreakers.
Your butt's so big you can slap it and ride the waves.
How does a fish always know how much they weigh? -- Because they have their own scales.