What's the difference between Mars and Africa? Mars has water.
Ocean Jokes
Why were there two boys on the bay?
Because they were gay!
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Because they're all shellfish.
What do fish smoke? A puffer.
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?
A good start :)
What is the thirstiest ocean in the world?
The Gulf of Mexico lol!
What did the fish say to the other fish?
"I want my life to be H2O-ver!"
What is shark's favorite day?
Chewsday.
Me: “You guys wanna know a cool fact?”
Friend 1: “Yeah.”
Friend 2: “Yea.”
Me: “Japan is RIGHT that way. If we swim all night...we’ll be able to get to Japan.”
Friend 3: “I love anime.”
Friend 1 & 2: “Nononononononononono!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Me: *Laughs at Friend 3*
You get hit by a wave, but you don't get wet. Why?
You were hit by a shockwave!
Putin be like that boat is now a submarine!
1. What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese.
2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ash. Ash who? Achoo!
3. How does the ocean say hello? He waves.
4. Why can't Elsa have a balloon? Because she will let it go.
5. What do you call your enemy? You don't call it at all.
If the captain of the Titanic was dumb, he would eat the iceberg.
When Trump goes to the beach, he doesn't use suntan lotion. He uses Dorito dust, and it stays on for the rest of his life.
There were people having sex when it started sinking. Legend tells when you go near the ship you can see semen, and if you listen close enough you'll hear them moaning.
Now that's a hell of a ghost story!
Two pedophiles are on a beach.
One says to the other, "Move over, you're in my sun!"
A lawyer bought a beautiful yacht. He invited the law firm to come aboard for a great weekend.
Saturday night was the candle light dinner and Sam drank too much, walked on the deck and fell over the rail into the water and was calling for help. Tom said, "Oh no, the sharks will get him." All of the party lined along the rail and noticed the sharks were swimming around him in a circle. Jim said, "The sharks are not even bothering him!" And a shark lifted up his head out of the water and said, "Professional Courtesy."
Adam and Eve were sitting on the beach one day, and Eve says to Adam, "Let's go for a swim." Adam replies, "I'm not in the mood."
She says, "Okay, I will go by myself." She puts her toes in the water and splashes around and says, "The water is beautiful, come in!" Adam replies, "Na, still not in the mood."
Eve wades into the water until she gets to her waist. Adam jumps up and yells at Eve standing waist deep and says, "Oh no, now all the fish are gonna smell like that!"
Maybe the ocean is salty because the land never waves back.
I'm listening to a song about fish--it's very catchy.
