Ocean jokes
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they would be called bagels.
What happens when water loses its bottom jaw?
It had a hurt o-chin (ocean)!
Osama Bin Laden thrown in ocean!
People who helped with the Twin Towers destruction: ...
One day, there was an ugly barnacle. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end!
Why couldn't the GREAT WHITE beat the HAMMERHEAD?
because the GREAT WHITE kept getting BONKED on the HEAD by the HAMMERHEAD!
Titanic walks into a bar. Britannic: "What would you like to drink?" Titanic: "An iceberg."
Why did the sea cry?
Because it felt salty and blue.
Two fish are in a tank. One says, "You man the guns, I'll drive!"
Why don't pirates take a bath before walking the plank?
'Cause they just wash up onshore.
Have you heard about the lemming that jumped off a cliff into an ocean?
I heard it was because of pier pressure.
My girlfriend died in Tokyo during a tsunami. I was sad, but my friend told me, "Don't worry, there are plenty more in the ocean."
Shipmate: Captain, there’s an iceberg and we need to steer around it right now!
Captain: My momma didn’t raise no pussy. Either that iceberg is gonna move or I am.
I identify as the Titanic, because I'm a wreck.
I have a fish that can breakdance only for 20 seconds, and he can only do it once.
Your mom is so fat, when she swam in the sea, Wales came up to her and said, "We are family, even now you’re fatter than me."
I wonder if the Titanic still sells fish?
My grandfather was there when the Titanic sank. He shouted 3 times that it was gonna sink until they finally kicked him out of the movie theater... haha
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Why did my mother buy me a Honda? She knows I can't move, so she pushed my wheelchair with me in it into the ocean. I survived just by a second, but a shark got my wheelchair, fucking bitch.
Why was the sea so friendly? Because it gave a little wave.