Ocean jokes
What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.
What's the difference between Mars and Africa? Mars has water.
Nobody: People on the Titanic: *SCREAMING INTENSIFIES*
Did you hear the passengers on the Titanic invited Yo Momma and the Titanic crew said, "Man overboard!"
Q: Why did baby shark cross the Pacific Ocean?
A: To find his dad.
This had me wheezing 😂🤣😂🤣
In 1492 Christopher Columbus sailed the ocean blue.
He sat on a rock, tickled his cock, until it turned red, white, and blue!
What do you call an annoyed octopus?
Octopissy.
What did Nemo's dad say? "Man, he's a lot like my dad, I can never find him!"
Why were there two boys on the bay?
Because they were gay!
Why couldn't the GREAT WHITE beat the HAMMERHEAD?
because the GREAT WHITE kept getting BONKED on the HEAD by the HAMMERHEAD!
What is shark's favorite day?
Chewsday.
What is the thirstiest ocean in the world?
The Gulf of Mexico lol!
What did the fish say to the other fish?
"I want my life to be H2O-ver!"
Who lives under the sea?
Malaysia flight 370.
Me: “You guys wanna know a cool fact?”
Friend 1: “Yeah.”
Friend 2: “Yea.”
Me: “Japan is RIGHT that way. If we swim all night...we’ll be able to get to Japan.”
Friend 3: “I love anime.”
Friend 1 & 2: “Nononononononononono!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Me: *Laughs at Friend 3*
You get hit by a wave, but you don't get wet. Why?
You were hit by a shockwave!
If the captain of the Titanic was dumb, he would eat the iceberg.
Putin be like that boat is now a submarine!
1. What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese.
2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ash. Ash who? Achoo!
3. How does the ocean say hello? He waves.
4. Why can't Elsa have a balloon? Because she will let it go.
5. What do you call your enemy? You don't call it at all.
There were people having sex when it started sinking. Legend tells when you go near the ship you can see semen, and if you listen close enough you'll hear them moaning.
Now that's a hell of a ghost story!