I went to the aquarium this weekend, but I didn’t stay long. There’s something fishy about that place.
How do rappers communicate underwater?
They drop some sick FLOW-TATION
Hi there! My name is Michael Grover, and I am an explorer. Ever since I’ve been little, I’ve loved searching for new things. As a baby, my parents kept finding me in nooks and crannies around the house. “On the search” as they would say. By the age of 5, I had been to every continent on the planet, barring Antarctica. For my 12th birthday, my parents got me diving lessons, and by the time I was 13, I could scuba dive to a depth of 40 meters, as well as go cave diving. I got a pilot’s license by the age of 17, and I learned to sail just before my 18th birthday. Instead of going to university, I decided to travel around South America, exploring its rich jungles and beautiful landscapes. During my trip, I met my now wife who was also an explorer. For our honeymoon, we sailed around the Caribbean and we discovered 3 new islands which we named after the cats that I had growing up. Over the course of my life, I have come across great treasures and wondrous experiences. But in all my life, and in all my travels, I’m afraid I have never come across a single person who cared about what you just said.
What is the biggest butt in the world?
The bottom of the ocean
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh 8 jelly tickles
People in 1912: The titanic is unsinkable! Iceberg: hold my beer
I ate nemo
We almost dawned when we went out boating but I got a watermelon to keep me flooding
Why do seagulls not fly over the bay? Because if the did,they'd be bay gulls.
The titanic was going through the ocean. Chuck Norris was on the ship and they never crashed into an iceberg, he just shat off the front of the ship
what does a shark smoke sea-WEED
how do whales breathe under water they take a deep METH
What does the titanic sell most? icbreakers.
The titanic basically nominated all the passengers for the ice bucket challenge
Why can jesus walk on water Because rubbish floats
What does the ocean do to its friends? It waves (*sorry i wasn't making any jokes for a while i was getting sick of this thing*)
how can you light up a candle in a ship which does not contain any instrument and you are alone with just a packet of candles? ans:just throw one candle in sea the boat will become lighter
If you thought other people’s puns are bad well you should sea mine. https://d2v9y0dukr6mq2.cloudfront.net/video/thumbnail/Vfv9BDZagiltwcyiq/underwater-sea-mine-danger-weapon-deadly-naval-ocean-sea_hvqhxuzi__F0000.png
what do you get when you throw a pebble in the ocean? A wet pebble
What is the difference between Madeline Macan and a Submarine..... they are both full of sea men and are at the bottom of the ocean
I was at the beach today, and there was a big wave. Somebody went, damn that crashed harder than the twin towers. Jack may have survived the towers, but not the crash
