Ocean

Ocean jokes

Bin Laden

What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?

Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.

Nemo

What did Nemo's dad say? "Man, he's a lot like my dad, I can never find him!"

Great white

Why couldn't the GREAT WHITE beat the HAMMERHEAD?

because the GREAT WHITE kept getting BONKED on the HEAD by the HAMMERHEAD!

Memes

Crab

Why do crabs never give to charity?

Because they're all shellfish.

Lawyer

What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?

A good start :)

Fish

What did the fish say to the other fish?

"I want my life to be H2O-ver!"

Japan

Me: “You guys wanna know a cool fact?”

Friend 1: “Yeah.”

Friend 2: “Yea.”

Me: “Japan is RIGHT that way. If we swim all night...we’ll be able to get to Japan.”

Friend 3: “I love anime.”

Friend 1 & 2: “Nononononononononono!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

Me: *Laughs at Friend 3*

Wave

You get hit by a wave, but you don't get wet. Why?

You were hit by a shockwave!

Cheese

1. What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese.

2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ash. Ash who? Achoo!

3. How does the ocean say hello? He waves.

4. Why can't Elsa have a balloon? Because she will let it go.

5. What do you call your enemy? You don't call it at all.

Trump

When Trump goes to the beach, he doesn't use suntan lotion. He uses Dorito dust, and it stays on for the rest of his life.

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  • People

    There were people having sex when it started sinking. Legend tells when you go near the ship you can see semen, and if you listen close enough you'll hear them moaning.

    Now that's a hell of a ghost story!

    Pedophile

    Two pedophiles are on a beach.

    One says to the other, "Move over, you're in my sun!"