Ocean jokes
"Jack Sparrow."
"Captain, Captain Jack Sparrow!"
What's the difference between Mars and Africa? Mars has water.
What do you call an annoyed octopus?
Octopissy.
What did Nemo's dad say? "Man, he's a lot like my dad, I can never find him!"
Why were there two boys on the bay?
Because they were gay!
Orcas do it best
Why couldn't the GREAT WHITE beat the HAMMERHEAD?
because the GREAT WHITE kept getting BONKED on the HEAD by the HAMMERHEAD!
What is the thirstiest ocean in the world?
The Gulf of Mexico lol!
What did the fish say to the other fish?
"I want my life to be H2O-ver!"
What is shark's favorite day?
Chewsday.
What do fish smoke? A puffer.
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?
A good start :)
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Because they're all shellfish.
The Titanic movie cost $200 million dollars to make, meanwhile the Titanic ship cost $400 million to construct.
Titanic was made by Paramount and 20th Century Fox. CHEAPSKATES!
Putin be like that boat is now a submarine!
You get hit by a wave, but you don't get wet. Why?
You were hit by a shockwave!
If the captain of the Titanic was dumb, he would eat the iceberg.
1. What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese.
2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ash. Ash who? Achoo!
3. How does the ocean say hello? He waves.
4. Why can't Elsa have a balloon? Because she will let it go.
5. What do you call your enemy? You don't call it at all.
Who lives under the sea?
Malaysia flight 370.
Me: “You guys wanna know a cool fact?”
Friend 1: “Yeah.”
Friend 2: “Yea.”
Me: “Japan is RIGHT that way. If we swim all night...we’ll be able to get to Japan.”
Friend 3: “I love anime.”
Friend 1 & 2: “Nononononononononono!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Me: *Laughs at Friend 3*
When Trump goes to the beach, he doesn't use suntan lotion. He uses Dorito dust, and it stays on for the rest of his life.