Ocean jokes
What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.
You are shore to find loads of jokes funny even if I can’t kelp you find the right ones.
Loads of jokes are funny as I’m shore you shall sea.
Yo forehead so big it receives more than the Pacific Ocean!
Nobody: People on the Titanic: *SCREAMING INTENSIFIES*
Q: Why did baby shark cross the Pacific Ocean?
A: To find his dad.
This had me wheezing 😂🤣😂🤣
In 1492 Christopher Columbus sailed the ocean blue.
He sat on a rock, tickled his cock, until it turned red, white, and blue!
"Jack Sparrow."
"Captain, Captain Jack Sparrow!"
Did you hear the passengers on the Titanic invited Yo Momma and the Titanic crew said, "Man overboard!"
What do you call an annoyed octopus?
Octopissy.
What's the difference between Mars and Africa? Mars has water.
What did Nemo's dad say? "Man, he's a lot like my dad, I can never find him!"
Why couldn't the GREAT WHITE beat the HAMMERHEAD?
because the GREAT WHITE kept getting BONKED on the HEAD by the HAMMERHEAD!
Why were there two boys on the bay?
Because they were gay!
Who lives under the sea?
Malaysia flight 370.
Me: “You guys wanna know a cool fact?”
Friend 1: “Yeah.”
Friend 2: “Yea.”
Me: “Japan is RIGHT that way. If we swim all night...we’ll be able to get to Japan.”
Friend 3: “I love anime.”
Friend 1 & 2: “Nononononononononono!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Me: *Laughs at Friend 3*
Putin be like that boat is now a submarine!
You get hit by a wave, but you don't get wet. Why?
You were hit by a shockwave!
If the captain of the Titanic was dumb, he would eat the iceberg.
1. What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese.
2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ash. Ash who? Achoo!
3. How does the ocean say hello? He waves.
4. Why can't Elsa have a balloon? Because she will let it go.
5. What do you call your enemy? You don't call it at all.
Two pedophiles are on a beach.
One says to the other, "Move over, you're in my sun!"