Ocean jokes
What does a cannibal call people in water?
Sea food.
How do fish get to school?
By the octobus.
Most people think an octopus has 8 legs.
Actually, they have 6 legs and 2 arms. How can you tell which are the arms?
Hit it on the head. The two that go up to the head when he says "Owwww" are his arms.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? Matt.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? Bob.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel.
yo mama so fat she went swimming with the whales and sang "weeeeeee areeeee fammmilllyyyyy!!!!!!!"
What would you find on a haunted beach?
A sand-witch!
"Hey guys, I'm a new jokester, remember my name as I'll be making a lot more!!! P.S. They will be much better than this one!"
What's yellow and can’t swim?
Your dead fish.
So I was mining off the coast of Canada and one of my coworkers found gold. I said, "AU, bring that over here!"
The Titanic basically nominated all the passengers for the ice bucket challenge.
Q: Why did baby shark cross the Pacific Ocean?
A: To find his dad.
This had me wheezing 😂🤣😂🤣
What passengers were happy that the Titanic sank?
The lobsters in the kitchen.
Titanic - "Yo, look at that sexy babe of an iceberg, let's hit her!"
Yo mama so fat, She the iceberg.
How can you light up a candle in a ship which does not contain any instrument and you are alone with just a packet of candles?
Answer: Just throw one candle in the sea; the boat will become lighter.
How does water say hi?
It waves.
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Malaysian Airlines Flight 303!
What did the sea do when it saw the beach?
It waved!
Who lives under the sea?
Malaysia flight 370.
You wanna know why the Titanic was split in half? The iceberg hit it from the front and back.
I tried a pun about water, but people "sea" right through it, and when people complain, they are usually just being a beach.