Ocean jokes
If you humped a whale, it would humpback.
You can sink the Titanic like you can drive a bike. Not a joke.
What do you call a dolphin in the woods? Dead.
What passengers were happy that the Titanic sank?
The lobsters in the kitchen.
(everyone on Titanic) Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, the ship will sink!!!!
(person washing hands) I'm using the sink, wait your turn!!!!!
(all crew members laugh) Hahahhahahahahah.
Memes
What's a kind of cat that lives in the water? Octopus.
What do you call 2 octopuses that look the same? Identical!
Where does an octopus put its money? In an octo-purse!
What is the strongest creature in the sea?
A mussel!
Why is the mermaid so dirty?
Because she is a maid, mer-maid!
Why don’t clams like to share?
Because they’re very shellfish.
I had a dream of swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it is just a FANTAsea.
A baby penguin sat on an iceberg. The baby penguin watched the Titanic sink.
Where did the pirate pay his taxes?
Aye, Argh, Sea.
"Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate."
Why did the ocean wave?
It wanted to say "Hi Tide."
My grandmother made her passage on the Titanic. The ship was not the only thing that went down.
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Malaysian Airlines Flight 303!
What kind of hair do oceans have? Wavy.
What do you get when you goblin with a shark?
Where do mermaids get a job?
At the kelp wanted station.