What's a kind of cat that lives in the water? Octopus.
(everyone on Titanic) Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, the ship will sink!!!!
(person washing hands) I'm using the sink, wait your turn!!!!!
(all crew members laugh) Hahahhahahahahah.
What do you call 2 octopuses that look the same? Identical!
Where does an octopus put its money? In an octo-purse!
What do you call a dolphin in the woods? Dead.
What passengers were happy that the Titanic sank?
The lobsters in the kitchen.
You can sink the Titanic like you can drive a bike. Not a joke.
I had a dream of swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it is just a FANTAsea.
Why did the Ocean Wave? It wanted to say Hi Tide
My girlfriend went to Tokyo, and she died in the tsunami.
Since I was sad, my friend told me, "Don't worry, there's plenty more in the ocean."
What did they call Hitler when he swam? Adolfin.
Titanic: ight I need a place to CRASH tonight
What do whales use to rub out a mistake in their homework? Their blubber.
What do you call the mushy stuff between sharks' teeth?
A slow swimmer...
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Malaysian Airlines Flight 303!
What do you get when you goblin with a shark?
Where do mermaids get a job?
At the kelp wanted station.
What kind of hair do oceans have? Wavy.
My grandmother made her passage on the Titanic. The ship was not the only thing that went down.
Yo mama so fat that when she went into a crowd wearing a blue shirt, everyone yelled, "Tsunami!"
You went to the bed store asking for a water bed. They put a pillow and sheets on the ocean.
