Ocean jokes
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they would be called bagels.
If you humped a whale, it would humpback.
What is the strongest creature in the sea?
A mussel!
Why is the mermaid so dirty?
Because she is a maid, mer-maid!
Why don’t clams like to share?
Because they’re very shellfish.
What do you call a dolphin in the woods? Dead.
You can sink the Titanic like you can drive a bike. Not a joke.
What passengers were happy that the Titanic sank?
The lobsters in the kitchen.
(everyone on Titanic) Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, the ship will sink!!!!
(person washing hands) I'm using the sink, wait your turn!!!!!
(all crew members laugh) Hahahhahahahahah.
What do you call 2 octopuses that look the same? Identical!
Where does an octopus put its money? In an octo-purse!
What's a kind of cat that lives in the water? Octopus.
I had a dream of swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it is just a FANTAsea.
My girlfriend went to Tokyo, and she died in the tsunami.
Since I was sad, my friend told me, "Don't worry, there's plenty more in the ocean."
I told a seal a joke, it went like this: "Why did the kid cross the playground?" He said, "Why?" I said, "To get to the other slide." And then he said, "That's the sealiest thing I've ever heard!"
Titanic: ight, I need a place to CRASH tonight.
What did they call Hitler when he swam?
Adolfin.
Yo mama so fat that when she went into a crowd wearing a blue shirt, everyone yelled, "Tsunami!"
My grandmother made her passage on the Titanic. The ship was not the only thing that went down.
Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark?
Because the Africans couldn't swim.
You went to the bed store asking for a water bed. They put a pillow and sheets on the ocean.