Ocean jokes
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they would be called bagels.
If you humped a whale, it would humpback.
(everyone on Titanic) Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, the ship will sink!!!!
(person washing hands) I'm using the sink, wait your turn!!!!!
(all crew members laugh) Hahahhahahahahah.
You can sink the Titanic like you can drive a bike. Not a joke.
What do you call a dolphin in the woods? Dead.
Memes
What passengers were happy that the Titanic sank?
The lobsters in the kitchen.
What's a kind of cat that lives in the water? Octopus.
What do you call 2 octopuses that look the same? Identical!
Where does an octopus put its money? In an octo-purse!
What is the strongest creature in the sea?
A mussel!
Why is the mermaid so dirty?
Because she is a maid, mer-maid!
Why don’t clams like to share?
Because they’re very shellfish.
I had a dream of swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it is just a FANTAsea.
Yo mama so fat that when she went into a crowd wearing a blue shirt, everyone yelled, "Tsunami!"
Titanic: ight, I need a place to CRASH tonight.
What did they call Hitler when he swam?
Adolfin.
Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark?
Because the Africans couldn't swim.
Did you ever see any white men drowning in the Atlantic Ocean?
Yeah, it went on and on.
You went to the bed store asking for a water bed. They put a pillow and sheets on the ocean.
My grandmother made her passage on the Titanic. The ship was not the only thing that went down.
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Malaysian Airlines Flight 303!