What passengers were happy that the Titanic sank?
The lobsters in the kitchen.
Ocean Jokes
You can sink the Titanic like you can drive a bike. Not a joke.
(everyone on Titanic) Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, the ship will sink!!!!
(person washing hands) I'm using the sink, wait your turn!!!!!
(all crew members laugh) Hahahhahahahahah.
What's a kind of cat that lives in the water? Octopus.
What do you call 2 octopuses that look the same? Identical!
Where does an octopus put its money? In an octo-purse!
What is the strongest creature in the sea?
A mussel!
Why don’t clams like to share?
Because they’re very shellfish.
Why is the mermaid so dirty?
Because she is a maid, mer-maid!
I had a dream of swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it is just a FANTAsea.
Did you ever see any white men drowning in the Atlantic Ocean?
Yeah, it went on and on.
You went to the bed store asking for a water bed. They put a pillow and sheets on the ocean.
Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark?
Because the Africans couldn't swim.
My grandmother made her passage on the Titanic. The ship was not the only thing that went down.
Why did the ocean wave?
It wanted to say "Hi Tide."
We destroyed two boats, and they dropped the sun on us twice!
"Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate."
Where did the pirate pay his taxes?
Aye, Argh, Sea.
A baby penguin sat on an iceberg. The baby penguin watched the Titanic sink.
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Malaysian Airlines Flight 303!
What kind of hair do oceans have? Wavy.
