Ocean jokes
If you humped a whale, it would humpback.
What do you call a dolphin in the woods? Dead.
You can sink the Titanic like you can drive a bike. Not a joke.
What passengers were happy that the Titanic sank?
The lobsters in the kitchen.
(everyone on Titanic) Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, the ship will sink!!!!
(person washing hands) I'm using the sink, wait your turn!!!!!
(all crew members laugh) Hahahhahahahahah.
What's a kind of cat that lives in the water? Octopus.
What is the strongest creature in the sea?
A mussel!
Why is the mermaid so dirty?
Because she is a maid, mer-maid!
Why don’t clams like to share?
Because they’re very shellfish.
What do you call 2 octopuses that look the same? Identical!
Where does an octopus put its money? In an octo-purse!
I had a dream of swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it is just a FANTAsea.
Why was the sea sad? Because it was blue.
A baby penguin sat on an iceberg. The baby penguin watched the Titanic sink.
Where did the pirate pay his taxes?
Aye, Argh, Sea.
My grandmother made her passage on the Titanic. The ship was not the only thing that went down.
Why did the ocean wave?
It wanted to say "Hi Tide."
"Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate."
What do you get when you goblin with a shark?
Where do mermaids get a job?
At the kelp wanted station.
What kind of hair do oceans have? Wavy.