why was the sea sad? because it was blue
Baby penguin sat on an iceburg baby penguin watched the titanic sink
Where did the pirate pay his taxes?
AYE ARGH S
What do you call the mushy stuff between sharks teeth?
A slow swimmer...
you went to the bed store asking for a water bed they put a pillow and sheets on the ocean
Did you ever see any white men drowning in the Atlantic ocean? Yeah it went on and on.
we destroyed 2 boats, AND THEY DROPPED THE SUN ON US TWICE
NOT all treasure is silver and gold mate
My girlfriend went to Tokyo and she died in the tsunami. Since I was sad, my friend told me, "Don't worry, there's plenty more in the ocean".
octo means 8 and an octopus has 8 legs.... so where did the pus come from.
What did the lady say to michael jackson at the beach? Excuse me, your in my sun(son)
Did you hear about the clam that could play violin?
It had excellent mussel memory.
spongebob teeth upside down is the twin towers spongebob:9 letters squarepants:11 letters Sponebob did 9/11
"Hey, hey Spongebob! Water you doing?" [laughs]
"Just looking all my coins with my metal detector because beach better have my money!" [laughs]
"How much have you found so far?"
"Y'know what, I'm not really shore!" [laughs]
I went to a disco at a seafood restaurant the other day...
... And pulled a mussel
There was an oil spill in the ocean. Now the ocean can't Sea!
What do you call male mermaids? Mer-butlers!
If you play the movie Jaws in reverse it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs do disabled people.
What did the titanic?
If your eyes were the sea, I would drown in them.
