Ocean jokes
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they would be called bagels.
If you humped a whale, it would humpback.
You can sink the Titanic like you can drive a bike. Not a joke.
Why don’t clams like to share?
Because they’re very shellfish.
What do you call a dolphin in the woods? Dead.
What passengers were happy that the Titanic sank?
The lobsters in the kitchen.
(everyone on Titanic) Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, the ship will sink!!!!
(person washing hands) I'm using the sink, wait your turn!!!!!
(all crew members laugh) Hahahhahahahahah.
What's a kind of cat that lives in the water? Octopus.
What do you call 2 octopuses that look the same? Identical!
Where does an octopus put its money? In an octo-purse!
What is the strongest creature in the sea?
A mussel!
I had a dream of swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it is just a FANTAsea.
My girlfriend went to Tokyo, and she died in the tsunami.
Since I was sad, my friend told me, "Don't worry, there's plenty more in the ocean."
What did they call Hitler when he swam?
Adolfin.
Did you ever see any white men drowning in the Atlantic Ocean?
Yeah, it went on and on.
You went to the bed store asking for a water bed. They put a pillow and sheets on the ocean.
Yo mama so fat that when she went into a crowd wearing a blue shirt, everyone yelled, "Tsunami!"
Titanic: ight, I need a place to CRASH tonight.
My grandmother made her passage on the Titanic. The ship was not the only thing that went down.
Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark?
Because the Africans couldn't swim.
Where did the pirate pay his taxes?
Aye, Argh, Sea.