If your eyes were the sea, I would drown in them.
I went to a disco at a seafood restaurant the other day...
... And pulled a mussel
If you play the movie Jaws in reverse it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs do disabled people.
What did the titanic?
spongebob teeth upside down is the twin towers spongebob:9 letters squarepants:11 letters Sponebob did 9/11
"Hey, hey Spongebob! Water you doing?" [laughs]
"Just looking all my coins with my metal detector because beach better have my money!" [laughs]
"How much have you found so far?"
"Y'know what, I'm not really shore!" [laughs]
What do you call male mermaids? Mer-butlers!
There was an oil spill in the ocean. Now the ocean can't Sea!
Did you hear about the clam that could play violin?
It had excellent mussel memory.
people are like sharks only the grate ones are whit
Why do penguins 🐧 carry fish 🐟 in their beaks?
Because they don’t have a pockets. I’m
What yellow and can’t swim Your dead fish
Say ocean 5 times and you say oh shit
whats yellow and can't float?
A school bus full of children
What’s the name of oceangates next submarine? Judging by the breathing conditions on their subs i bet they’ll call it the George Floyd
Q: What's a Ships Least Favorite Food A: IceBurg-ERS
What Did The Shark Say When He Ate The Clownfish? This Tastes A Little Funny.
wat did the captin of the titanic do before the titanic sunk .... he nominate everyone for the ice bucket awords
A pirate walks into a bar and has a ship's wheel in his pants. The bartender asks, "What's with the wheel in your pants?" The pirate replies, "Yarrr! It's drivin' me nuts!"
no one wanted to hear my ocean puns, they said they were too fishy.
