Ocean jokes
Why didn't the pirate want to play cards?
Because he was standing on the deck!
What is a shark’s favorite TV show? Sea-S-I.
[God creating a jellyfish]
God: How about an evil bag?
Why does it take so long for the pirates to learn the alphabet?
Because they spend years on C! Pirate: A, B, sea?
What did the sea do when it saw the beach?
It waved!
Why can't pirates play cards? Because they're standing on the deck.
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman?
Frostbite!
What is yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of kids.
Question: What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Answer: Dam.
Fat kid jumps in the pool.
The popular girl: "I thought there was going to be a tsunami."
The fat kid: "I thought trash was not supposed to be in the ocean."
What is a fish’s 🐟 favorite game?
Salmon Says!
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, you're in my sun (son)."
What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, he just WAVED.
Did you SEA what I did there?
GUY: Yes
Are you SHORE?
How do fish get high?
Because they eat seaweed.
People are like sharks; only the great ones are white.
Your butt's so big you can slap it and ride the waves.
Why did the octopus blush?
He saw the bottom of the ocean.
If you shoot at a school of fish, could you call it a school shooting?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they would be called bagels.