Ocean jokes
Why did I giggle?
Because I saw the ocean's bottom.
Why didn't the pirate want to play cards?
Because he was standing on the deck!
Why does it take so long for the pirates to learn the alphabet?
Because they spend years on C! Pirate: A, B, sea?
What is a shark’s favorite TV show? Sea-S-I.
Why can't pirates play cards? Because they're standing on the deck.
What did the sea do when it saw the beach?
It waved!
So, there was a male whale and a female whale swimming through the ocean. One day the male whale sees a ship and says, "That's the ship that killed my parents!" So they go to the ship and blow the ship over and throw the men overboard into the sea.
The male whale sees the man who killed his parents and he was still alive, so he opened his mouth and went for the man, but out of nowhere the female whale yells, "Hey!! I was in it for the blowjob, but I'm not gonna eat seamen!"
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman?
Frostbite!
What is yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of kids.
What is a fish’s 🐟 favorite game?
Salmon Says!
Fat kid jumps in the pool.
The popular girl: "I thought there was going to be a tsunami."
The fat kid: "I thought trash was not supposed to be in the ocean."
Question: What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Answer: Dam.
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, you're in my sun (son)."
What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, he just WAVED.
Did you SEA what I did there?
GUY: Yes
Are you SHORE?
How do fish get high?
Because they eat seaweed.
People are like sharks; only the great ones are white.
Your butt's so big you can slap it and ride the waves.
Why did the octopus blush?
He saw the bottom of the ocean.
If you shoot at a school of fish, could you call it a school shooting?