Ocean

Ocean jokes

Pirate

Why does it take so long for the pirates to learn the alphabet?

Because they spend years on C! Pirate: A, B, sea?

Memes

Wreck

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

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  • Insult

    Fat kid jumps in the pool.

    The popular girl: "I thought there was going to be a tsunami."

    The fat kid: "I thought trash was not supposed to be in the ocean."

    Fish

    Question: What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

    Answer: Dam.

    Lady

    What did the lady say to Michael Jackson at the beach?

    "Excuse me, you're in my sun (son)."

    Sea

    What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, he just WAVED.

    Did you SEA what I did there?

    GUY: Yes

    Are you SHORE?

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