If you humped a whale, it would humpback. -Gabriel Sanchez
(everyone on titanic) ahhhhhhhhhhhhh the ship will sink!!!! (person washing hands) im using the sink wait your turn!!!!! (all crew members laugh) hahahhahahahahah.
What's a kind of cat that lives in the water? Octopus _____
Why don’t clams like to share?
Because they’re very shellfish.
what do you call 2 octopus that look the same? Itenticale!
Where does a octopus put its money? In a octo-purse
You can sink the Titanic like you can drive a bike. Not a joke.
What passengers were happy that the Titanic sank? The lobsters in the kitchen.
What do you call a dolphin in the woods? Dead.
Why is the mermaid so dirty?
Because she is a maid, mer-maid
What is the strongest creature in the sea?
A mussel!
I had a dream of swimming in an ocean of orange soda guess it is just a FANTAsea.
I told a Seal a joke it went like "Why did the kid cross the playground" he said "why?" I said "To get to the other slide" and then he said "thats the sealiest thing Ive ever heard"
What do whales use to rub out a mistake in their homework? Their Blubber
Why did the Ocean Wave? It wanted to say Hi Tide
Who lives in the pineapple under the see, Malasian Airlines Flight 303!
What did they call Hitler when he swam? Adolfin.
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where do mermaids get a job?
at the kelp wanted station
Titanic: ight I need a place to CRASH tonight
my grand mother made her passage on the titanic. The ship was not the only thing that went down.
