Ocean jokes
Did you know the Titanic swimming pool is still full?
I've always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me.
That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?
What does Kim Kardashian and the ocean have in common?
They both have plastic in them.
Do you play Sea of Thieves? See if these balls fit in your mouth, gotteeeem!
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the beach, the people shout, "Free Willy!"
Two pedos are on the beach.
One pedo said, "Hey, get out of my son!"
Are you a pirate? Because I have a lot of seamen waiting for you 😉
What do you call an underwater maid?
A mermaid! 😂😂😂😂
What is a fish’s 🐟 favorite game?
Salmon Says!
What is the thirstiest ocean in the world?
The Gulf of Mexico lol!
Why did the ocean wave?
It wanted to say "Hi Tide."
The Titanic was going through the ocean. Chuck Norris was on the ship, and they never crashed into an iceberg. He just shat off the front of the ship!
Why do mermaids wear seashells?
They are too big for “B” shells, and too small for “D” shells.
Octopus.
Why is the sea salty?
Because the land never waves back.
When do you know you are getting a good deal on a boat? -- When there's a sail on it.
I had a dream of swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it is just a FANTAsea.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers? -- Professional courtesy.
My girlfriend died in Tokyo during a tsunami. I was sad, but my friend told me, "Don't worry, there are plenty more in the ocean."
Why can Jesus walk on water?
Because rubbish floats.