Why did I giggle?
Because I saw the ocean's bottom.
Why does it take so long for the pirates to learn the alphabet?
Because they spend years on C! Pirate: A, B, sea?
What is a shark’s favorite TV show? Sea-S-I.
What did the sea do when it saw the beach?
It waved!
Why can't pirates play cards? Because they're standing on the deck.
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman?
Frostbite!
What is yellow and can't swim? A school bus full of kids.
What is a fish’s 🐟 favorite game?
Salmon Says!
Fat kid jumps in the pool.
The popular girl: "I thought there was going to be a tsunami."
The fat kid: "I thought trash was not supposed to be in the ocean."
If you shoot at a school of fish, could you call it a school shooting?
What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, he just WAVED.
Did you SEA what I did there?
GUY: Yes
Are you SHORE?
How do fish get high?
Because they eat seaweed.
Your butt's so big you can slap it and ride the waves.
Why did the octopus blush?
He saw the bottom of the ocean.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they would be called bagels.
If you humped a whale, it would humpback.
Why don’t clams like to share?
Because they’re very shellfish.
What is the strongest creature in the sea?
A mussel!
Why is the mermaid so dirty?
Because she is a maid, mer-maid!
