What is a shark’s favorite TV show? Sea-S-I.
Ocean Jokes
Why does it take so long for the pirates to learn the alphabet?
Because they spend years on C! Pirate: A, B, sea?
[God creating a jellyfish]
God: How about an evil bag?
What did the sea do when it saw the beach?
It waved!
Why can't pirates play cards? Because they're standing on the deck.
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman?
Frostbite!
What is yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of kids.
Fat kid jumps in the pool.
The popular girl: "I thought there was going to be a tsunami."
The fat kid: "I thought trash was not supposed to be in the ocean."
Question: What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Answer: Dam.
What is a fish’s 🐟 favorite game?
Salmon Says!
If you shoot at a school of fish, could you call it a school shooting?
What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, he just WAVED.
Did you SEA what I did there?
GUY: Yes
Are you SHORE?
How do fish get high?
Because they eat seaweed.
Your butt's so big you can slap it and ride the waves.
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, you're in my sun (son)."
Why did the octopus blush?
He saw the bottom of the ocean.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they would be called bagels.
If you humped a whale, it would humpback.
What do you call a dolphin in the woods? Dead.
