Ocean jokes
What do whales use to rub out a mistake in their homework? Their blubber.
What do you call the mushy stuff between sharks' teeth?
A slow swimmer...
Why was the sea sad? Because it was blue.
I told a seal a joke, it went like this: "Why did the kid cross the playground?" He said, "Why?" I said, "To get to the other slide." And then he said, "That's the sealiest thing I've ever heard!"
Did you ever see any white men drowning in the Atlantic Ocean?
Yeah, it went on and on.
Memes
What did they call Hitler when he swam?
Adolfin.
You went to the bed store asking for a water bed. They put a pillow and sheets on the ocean.
Titanic: ight, I need a place to CRASH tonight.
Yo mama so fat that when she went into a crowd wearing a blue shirt, everyone yelled, "Tsunami!"
Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark?
Because the Africans couldn't swim.
My girlfriend went to Tokyo, and she died in the tsunami.
Since I was sad, my friend told me, "Don't worry, there's plenty more in the ocean."
"Octo" means 8 and an octopus has 8 legs... so where did the "pus" come from?
If your eyes were the sea, I would drown in them.
I went to a disco at a seafood restaurant the other day...
... And pulled a mussel.
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
If you play the movie "Jaws" in reverse, it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.
What did the Titanic say while sinking?
"It's going down."
What do Madeline McCann and a submarine have in common?
Both are at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen!
"Hey, hey, Spongebob! Water you doing?" [laughs]
"Just looking for all my coins with my metal detector because beach better have my money!" [laughs]
"How much have you found so far?"
"Y'know what, I'm not really shore!" [laughs]
Did you hear about the clam that could play violin?
It had excellent mussel memory.