Ocean jokes
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Malaysian Airlines Flight 303!
What's a whale's favorite James Bond movie? "License to Krill."
What do you call the mushy stuff between sharks' teeth?
A slow swimmer...
What do whales use to rub out a mistake in their homework? Their blubber.
I told a seal a joke, it went like this: "Why did the kid cross the playground?" He said, "Why?" I said, "To get to the other slide." And then he said, "That's the sealiest thing I've ever heard!"
Titanic: ight, I need a place to CRASH tonight.
What did they call Hitler when he swam?
Adolfin.
My girlfriend went to Tokyo, and she died in the tsunami.
Since I was sad, my friend told me, "Don't worry, there's plenty more in the ocean."
Yo mama so fat that when she went into a crowd wearing a blue shirt, everyone yelled, "Tsunami!"
Did you ever see any white men drowning in the Atlantic Ocean?
Yeah, it went on and on.
Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark?
Because the Africans couldn't swim.
You went to the bed store asking for a water bed. They put a pillow and sheets on the ocean.
"Octo" means 8 and an octopus has 8 legs... so where did the "pus" come from?
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
"Hey, hey, Spongebob! Water you doing?" [laughs]
"Just looking for all my coins with my metal detector because beach better have my money!" [laughs]
"How much have you found so far?"
"Y'know what, I'm not really shore!" [laughs]
I went to a disco at a seafood restaurant the other day...
... And pulled a mussel.
What did the Titanic say while sinking?
"It's going down."
If you play the movie "Jaws" in reverse, it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.
There was an oil spill in the ocean. Now the ocean can't see!
Did you hear about the clam that could play violin?
It had excellent mussel memory.