Ocean Jokes

Why do penguins 🐧 carry fish 🐟 in their beaks?

Because they don’t have a pockets. I’m

people are like sharks only the grate ones are whit

So There was a male whale and a female whale swimming threw the ocean .One day the male whale sees a ship and says "that's the ship that killed my parents" . So they go to the ship and blow the ship over and throw the men overboard into the sea. The male whale sees the man who killed his parents and he was still alive so he opened his mouth and went for the man but out nowhere the female whale yells. " HEY!!, I was in it for the blowjob but I'm not gonna eat sea men"

Say ocean 5 times and you say oh shit

What yellow and can’t swim Your dead fish

whats yellow and can't float?

A school bus full of children

What’s the name of oceangates next submarine? Judging by the breathing conditions on their subs i bet they’ll call it the George Floyd

Q: What's a Ships Least Favorite Food A: IceBurg-ERS

wat did the captin of the titanic do before the titanic sunk .... he nominate everyone for the ice bucket awords

A pirate walks into a bar and has a ship's wheel in his pants. The bartender asks, "What's with the wheel in your pants?" The pirate replies, "Yarrr! It's drivin' me nuts!"

no one wanted to hear my ocean puns, they said they were too fishy.

What Did The Shark Say When He Ate The Clownfish? This Tastes A Little Funny.

What is yellow and does not float well?

A School Bus

What did the fish say when it ran into a wall? Dam.

How many times do yo tickle a squid before it laughs???

TEN-TICKLES

two pedo's are on the beach one pedo said hey get out of my son

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants, a peg leg and a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, “Hey, you’ve got a steering wheel on your pants.” The pirate says, “Arrrr, I know. It’s driving me nuts.”