Ocean jokes
What kind of hair do oceans have? Wavy.
What do you get when you goblin with a shark?
Where did the pirate pay his taxes?
Aye, Argh, Sea.
A baby penguin sat on an iceberg. The baby penguin watched the Titanic sink.
Why did the ocean wave?
It wanted to say "Hi Tide."
Memes
Where do mermaids get a job?
At the kelp wanted station.
"Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate."
We destroyed two boats, and they dropped the sun on us twice!
What do whales use to rub out a mistake in their homework? Their blubber.
What do you call the mushy stuff between sharks' teeth?
A slow swimmer...
Why was the sea sad? Because it was blue.
I told a seal a joke, it went like this: "Why did the kid cross the playground?" He said, "Why?" I said, "To get to the other slide." And then he said, "That's the sealiest thing I've ever heard!"
My girlfriend went to Tokyo, and she died in the tsunami.
Since I was sad, my friend told me, "Don't worry, there's plenty more in the ocean."
"Octo" means 8 and an octopus has 8 legs... so where did the "pus" come from?
Did you hear about the clam that could play violin?
It had excellent mussel memory.
I went to a disco at a seafood restaurant the other day...
... And pulled a mussel.
"Hey, hey, Spongebob! Water you doing?" [laughs]
"Just looking for all my coins with my metal detector because beach better have my money!" [laughs]
"How much have you found so far?"
"Y'know what, I'm not really shore!" [laughs]
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
What did the Titanic say while sinking?
"It's going down."
What do Madeline McCann and a submarine have in common?
Both are at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen!