What do you get when you goblin with a shark?
Ocean Jokes
Where do mermaids get a job?
At the kelp wanted station.
What do whales use to rub out a mistake in their homework? Their blubber.
What do you call the mushy stuff between sharks' teeth?
A slow swimmer...
Why was the sea sad? Because it was blue.
My girlfriend went to Tokyo, and she died in the tsunami.
Since I was sad, my friend told me, "Don't worry, there's plenty more in the ocean."
What did they call Hitler when he swam?
Adolfin.
Titanic: ight, I need a place to CRASH tonight.
Yo mama so fat that when she went into a crowd wearing a blue shirt, everyone yelled, "Tsunami!"
I told a seal a joke, it went like this: "Why did the kid cross the playground?" He said, "Why?" I said, "To get to the other slide." And then he said, "That's the sealiest thing I've ever heard!"
"Octo" means 8 and an octopus has 8 legs... so where did the "pus" come from?
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
What did the Titanic say while sinking?
"It's going down."
If you play the movie "Jaws" in reverse, it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.
I went to a disco at a seafood restaurant the other day...
... And pulled a mussel.
Did you hear about the clam that could play violin?
It had excellent mussel memory.
"Hey, hey, Spongebob! Water you doing?" [laughs]
"Just looking for all my coins with my metal detector because beach better have my money!" [laughs]
"How much have you found so far?"
"Y'know what, I'm not really shore!" [laughs]
If your eyes were the sea, I would drown in them.
There was an oil spill in the ocean. Now the ocean can't see!
What do you call male mermaids?
Mer-butlers!
