Ocean jokes
Did you ever see any white men drowning in the Atlantic Ocean?
Yeah, it went on and on.
Where did the pirate pay his taxes?
Aye, Argh, Sea.
A baby penguin sat on an iceberg. The baby penguin watched the Titanic sink.
Why did the ocean wave?
It wanted to say "Hi Tide."
"Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate."
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Malaysian Airlines Flight 303!
What kind of hair do oceans have? Wavy.
What do you get when you goblin with a shark?
Where do mermaids get a job?
At the kelp wanted station.
What do whales use to rub out a mistake in their homework? Their blubber.
What's a whale's favorite James Bond movie? "License to Krill."
What do you call the mushy stuff between sharks' teeth?
A slow swimmer...
Why was the sea sad? Because it was blue.
"Octo" means 8 and an octopus has 8 legs... so where did the "pus" come from?
What do you call an emo kid at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.
If your eyes were the sea, I would drown in them.
Did you hear about the clam that could play violin?
It had excellent mussel memory.
There was an oil spill in the ocean. Now the ocean can't see!
What do you call male mermaids?
Mer-butlers!
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.