Ocean jokes
A baby penguin sat on an iceberg. The baby penguin watched the Titanic sink.
What did the mermaid wear for math class?
Algaebra.
Why did the ocean wave?
It wanted to say "Hi Tide."
"Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate."
Where do mermaids get a job?
At the kelp wanted station.
What kind of hair do oceans have? Wavy.
What do you get when you goblin with a shark?
What's a whale's favorite James Bond movie? "License to Krill."
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Malaysian Airlines Flight 303!
What do whales use to rub out a mistake in their homework? Their blubber.
What do you call the mushy stuff between sharks' teeth?
A slow swimmer...
Why was the sea sad? Because it was blue.
I told a seal a joke, it went like this: "Why did the kid cross the playground?" He said, "Why?" I said, "To get to the other slide." And then he said, "That's the sealiest thing I've ever heard!"
"Octo" means 8 and an octopus has 8 legs... so where did the "pus" come from?
If your eyes were the sea, I would drown in them.
What do you call an emo kid at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.
Did you hear about the clam that could play violin?
It had excellent mussel memory.
What do mermaids wash their fins with?
Tide.
What did the Titanic say while sinking?
"It's going down."
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.