Ocean jokes

The Titanic was in a pickle when they saw the iceberg.

You went to the bed store asking for a water bed. They put a pillow and sheets on the ocean.

So, there was a male whale and a female whale swimming through the ocean. One day the male whale sees a ship and says, "That's the ship that killed my parents!" So they go to the ship and blow the ship over and throw the men overboard into the sea.

The male whale sees the man who killed his parents and he was still alive, so he opened his mouth and went for the man, but out of nowhere the female whale yells, "Hey!! I was in it for the blowjob, but I'm not gonna eat seamen!"

Why was the sand wet? Because the sea weed!

It's tricky when you're both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship, but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.

How do we know that the ocean is friendly? It waves.

What did the hermit crabs do on Mother's Day?

They shellabrated their mommy.

Where did the pirate pay his taxes?

Aye, Argh, Sea.

What did one fish say to the other?

Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.

What kind of fish comes out at night?

A starfish.

What do you call a fish without eyes?

A fsh.

So when Kim Kardashian went into the ocean, the lifeguard said, "No plastic littering!"

If the captain of the Titanic was dumb, he would eat the iceberg.

How did Sally get a free trip to Hawaii? She washed up on shore.

Article 1: the Titanic is practically unsinkable.

Article 4: the Titanic sank.

What is yellow and can't swim?

A school bus full of kids.

What do Madeline McCann and a submarine have in common?

Both are at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen!

My grandfather was there when the Titanic sank. He shouted 3 times that it was gonna sink until they finally kicked him out of the movie theater... haha

A dolphin swims into a bar and looks at the menu. He calls the bartender and orders a pint of ginger-whale.

A wild Iceberg appears! Titanic uses ram! It is not very effective. (Titanic sinks.)