Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark?
Because the Africans couldn't swim.
Did you ever see any white men drowning in the Atlantic Ocean?
Yeah, it went on and on.
Where did the pirate pay his taxes?
Aye, Argh, Sea.
A baby penguin sat on an iceberg. The baby penguin watched the Titanic sink.
"Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate."
We destroyed two boats, and they dropped the sun on us twice!
Why was the sea sad? Because it was blue.
I told a seal a joke, it went like this: "Why did the kid cross the playground?" He said, "Why?" I said, "To get to the other slide." And then he said, "That's the sealiest thing I've ever heard!"
"Octo" means 8 and an octopus has 8 legs... so where did the "pus" come from?
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, you're in my sun (son)."
There was an oil spill in the ocean. Now the ocean can't see!
What do you call male mermaids?
Mer-butlers!
"Hey, hey, Spongebob! Water you doing?" [laughs]
"Just looking for all my coins with my metal detector because beach better have my money!" [laughs]
"How much have you found so far?"
"Y'know what, I'm not really shore!" [laughs]
If your eyes were the sea, I would drown in them.
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
What did the Titanic say while sinking?
"It's going down."
If you play the movie "Jaws" in reverse, it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.
I went to a disco at a seafood restaurant the other day...
... And pulled a mussel
Did you hear about the clam that could play violin?
It had excellent mussel memory.
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have pockets. I’m
