Ocean jokes
Why did the ocean wave?
It wanted to say "Hi Tide."
"Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate."
Where do mermaids get a job?
At the kelp wanted station.
What kind of hair do oceans have? Wavy.
What do you get when you goblin with a shark?
I told a seal a joke, it went like this: "Why did the kid cross the playground?" He said, "Why?" I said, "To get to the other slide." And then he said, "That's the sealiest thing I've ever heard!"
A baby penguin sat on an iceberg. The baby penguin watched the Titanic sink.
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Malaysian Airlines Flight 303!
What's a whale's favorite James Bond movie? "License to Krill."
What do whales use to rub out a mistake in their homework? Their blubber.
What do you call the mushy stuff between sharks' teeth?
A slow swimmer...
Why was the sea sad? Because it was blue.
"Octo" means 8 and an octopus has 8 legs... so where did the "pus" come from?
What do you call an emo kid at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.
If your eyes were the sea, I would drown in them.
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
What did the Titanic say while sinking?
"It's going down."
What do Madeline McCann and a submarine have in common?
Both are at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen!
If you play the movie "Jaws" in reverse, it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.
"Hey, hey, Spongebob! Water you doing?" [laughs]
"Just looking for all my coins with my metal detector because beach better have my money!" [laughs]
"How much have you found so far?"
"Y'know what, I'm not really shore!" [laughs]