What is yellow and does not float well?
A School Bus
How many times do yo tickle a squid before it laughs???
TEN-TICKLES
two pedo's are on the beach one pedo said hey get out of my son
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants, a peg leg and a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, “Hey, you’ve got a steering wheel on your pants.” The pirate says, “Arrrr, I know. It’s driving me nuts.”
i tried a pun about water but people "sea" right through it, and when people complain they are usually just being a beach
How do crabs honor their mom’s birthday? The shell-abrate.
What did the hermit crabs do on Mother's Day? They shellabrated their mommy.
I-I-I-I-I-I keep on hopin' we'll eat cake by the ocean (uh)
If finding Nemo was scientifically correct, marlin would have changed into a female and mated with Nemo
What's Madeline mccann and a submarine got in common? Both are at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen!
What do you call a fish with out eye?
a fsh
Why do pirates say argh my hardees?
Because thats how you tell when they have the hards.
What do Nemo and an orphan have in common can't find their parents
How did the shark do on his math test?
Jawesome!
what do mermaids wash thier fins with?
Tide
One did one male whale say to the other male whale? She's gonna blow!
What did the diver say when he was trapped in seaweed? -KELP!
Scientists say I'm made up of 75% of water
But after jumping in the ocean its 100%just like my depression.
A plane is about the crash into the ocean, and the passengers are freaking out. A woman stands up, takes off her clothes, and says, "Before I go, is there a person man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, takes of shirt, and says, "Here, iron this!"
What do you call a titan that can't swim? TITANic
