Occupation jokes
What do the initials UAW stand for?
United Awesome Whores.
Why don't rappers ever make good chefs?
Because they always drop the beet!
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some fresh beets!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Saucy
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Seasoning.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Angler.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because he had too many FILL-INS.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because they're all about those DENTAL GRILLS!
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because he wanted to CUT through the competition!
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the studio?
Because he was digging for those UNDERGROUND BEATS!
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To make some DOUGH while he dropped his beats!
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to drop some DEEP SEA RHYMES.
Why did the clown stop smiling?
Someone chopped his lips off.
What did the lion say to the lion tamer? Nothing, because when the lion tamer whipped the lion, the lion killed him.
A doctor fell into a well and broke his collarbone.
The doctor should attend the sick and leave the well alone!
Yo mama so short, she went to see Santa and he told her to get back to work!
What do you call a dwarf that fell into a cement mixer?
A wee hard man.
What's the difference between your dad and the mailman? Nothing.
What do you call a pole dancer?
A stripper.
Joke: What do you call a gay alligator detective?
Answer: An Investigator