Occupation

Occupation jokes

Rapper

Why did the rapper go to the dentist?

Because he had too many FILL-INS.

Rapper

Why did the rapper become a barber?

Because he wanted to CUT through the competition!

Rapper

Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the studio?

Because he was digging for those UNDERGROUND BEATS!

Rapper

Why did the rapper become a chef?

Because he loved to drop HOT DISHES.

Rapper

Why did the rapper open a bakery?

To make some DOUGH while he dropped his beats!

Firefighter

A chemical store burned down, and the firefighter just stood there, but at the end, the store fire just went out by itself. But the store owner still got angry.

Store owner: Why didn't you take out the fire?

Firefighter: Yeah, but it went out by itself.

Store owner: But still, why?

Firefighter: Your chemical store sells H20.

Store owner: Oh, I get it now!

Lion

What did the lion say to the lion tamer? Nothing, because when the lion tamer whipped the lion, the lion killed him.

Doctor

A doctor fell into a well and broke his collarbone.

The doctor should attend the sick and leave the well alone!

Surgeon

What do you call a Barbie doll that’s wearing scrubs?

A plastic surgeon. 😷

Mama

Yo mama so short, she went to see Santa and he told her to get back to work!

Dwarf

What do you call a dwarf that fell into a cement mixer?

A wee hard man.