What do you call a fish that can use a katana?
A salmon-rai.
Occupation Jokes
The DNA told the tailor he couldn't find his genes.
We gotta work ahead, people!
What's the difference between a humorous bully and a small van driver?
One takes the Mickey, the other takes the Minnie.
What do you call a rapper who's also a GARDENER?
Snoop Soddy Sod.
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to drop some DEEP SEA RHYMES.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Seasoning.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Angler.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because he had too many FILL-INS.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Saucy
I have said a ton of jokes in my lifetime.
But I got fired from that job.
Q. What's the difference between Danielle Smith and a prostitute?
A. I respect prostitutes.
What do the initials UAW stand for?
United Awesome Whores.
Why did the clown stop smiling?
Someone chopped his lips off.
What did the lion say to the lion tamer? Nothing, because when the lion tamer whipped the lion, the lion killed him.
A doctor fell into a well and broke his collarbone.
The doctor should attend the sick and leave the well alone!
Yo mama so short, she went to see Santa and he told her to get back to work!
What do you call a dwarf that fell into a cement mixer?
A wee hard man.
What's the difference between your dad and the mailman? Nothing.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
To give everyone FRESH CUTS.
