Occupation jokes
What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To make some DOUGH while he dropped his beats!
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
He had a bad case of CAVITY FLOWS.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Angler.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because he had too many FILL-INS.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because he wanted to CUT through the competition!
What do you call a fish that can use a katana?
A salmon-rai.
1st person: What do you call a blind pianist?
2nd person: What?
1st person: A pianist.
We gotta work ahead, people!
What's the difference between a humorous bully and a small van driver?
One takes the Mickey, the other takes the Minnie.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because they're all about those DENTAL GRILLS!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Saucy
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the studio?
Because he was digging for those UNDERGROUND BEATS!
A chemical store burned down, and the firefighter just stood there, but at the end, the store fire just went out by itself. But the store owner still got angry.
Store owner: Why didn't you take out the fire?
Firefighter: Yeah, but it went out by itself.
Store owner: But still, why?
Firefighter: Your chemical store sells H20.
Store owner: Oh, I get it now!
Why did the clown stop smiling?
Someone chopped his lips off.
What did the lion say to the lion tamer? Nothing, because when the lion tamer whipped the lion, the lion killed him.
A doctor fell into a well and broke his collarbone.
The doctor should attend the sick and leave the well alone!
What do you call a Barbie doll that’s wearing scrubs?
A plastic surgeon. 😷
What do you call a dwarf that fell into a cement mixer?
A wee hard man.
Joke: What do you call a gay alligator detective?
Answer: An Investigator