What’s the opposite of an exorcism? It’s when Satan has to tell the priest to come out of the child.
Did you hear about the new Exorcist movie? The Devil came to get the Priest out of the child.
To whoever has my voodoo doll, please hold its hand.
What is a reverse exorcism? It is when the Devil tries to pull a priest out of a child.
what do fat demons hate, exorcise
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What’s the difference between a hundred decapitated babies and a Ferrari? I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.
Have you heard of the new sequel to "the exorcist"?
A woman hires the devil to get a priest out of her son
Here are a few:
While I was out shopping i tripped in a store and a lady would not stop staring at me, for fun I said "Sorry! It's been awhile since I've possessed a body." She looked horrified.
Dads are like boomerangs. . . I hope!
Son: Dad why is my name Experience? Dad: Son, Experience is the name we give our mistakes.
You won't eat a human, so why eat meat? Bold of you to presume I won't eat a person.
What is a reverse exorcism?
It’s when the demon tells the priest to get out of the childs body.
if Carlos and Jose took a brownie from me and i had 10 to start what do I have?
Answer -a math problem insta =carlosalvarezz
(To a thief) If you like taking things, hbu take my life.
Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?
It's when the demon tells the priest to exit the child's body
