New Object Jokes - Page 14 - Worst Jokes Ever

Can a box match? No, but a tin can.

I can measure the speed of an object, because I want to km/s.

Why didn’t the bike stand on its own?

It was too tired.

What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?

A guy will actually search for a golf ball.

One time I ate a chair.

What do you call a chair with a hat?

I don't know; the real question is, why was the chair wearing a hat?

How do you fit 53 babies into a box?

First get a blender...

Guy 1: "Tell me a bad pun."

Guy 2: "Alright. What's the difference between a tuna fish, a piano, and a tube of glue?"

Guy 1: "Ok, that last one was random as heck. What is the difference?"

Guy 2: "You can tuna a piano, but you can't piano a tuna."

Guy 1: "Ok, where does the glue come in?"

Guy 2: "Ah, I knew you'd get stuck on that."

What do you call a chair?

I don't know. What?

Oh, hi, Chairity!

Why didn't the chair cross the road? Because it was a chair.

Have you ever tried eating a clock? It's really time-consuming, especially if you go for seconds.

What’s the difference between a boomerang and my dad?

Only the boomerang came back. It’s been 14 years, where’s my dad?

What is brown and extremely sticky?

A stick.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

How do you get ten babies in a bowl?

A blender.

How do you get them out?

Doritos.

What is the difference between light and hard? You can go to sleep with a light on.

I see some objects over there... oh, never mind, that's a woman.

I was sitting with my little brother when he was about four-ish. He was starting to really like to identify objects for some reason, so he was showing me his toys. He grabbed his toy Mator truck and then pointed to the wheels, saying, “These are wheels.” I said, “Good job, yes they are.” Then he pointed to the bumper and said, “This is a bumper.” Again, I congratulated him. Then, he grabbed the toy’s wire with the hook at the end and said, “And this is a hooker.” I died laughing.