Object jokes
How do you fit a hundred babies into a small bucket?
With a blender.
Enemy: You know, I saw you walking down the street, and at first glance, I thought you were a fat and ugly bitch.
Me: Strange... Who puts a mirror in the middle of the street?
What is yellow but can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
What do you call an hourglass with no sand in it?
A waist of time.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of kids.
What did the knife say to the other knife?
"Knife to meet you."
What do you call an arrow pointing the wrong way?
A Disap point ment.
What is black and white and sits in a tree?
A fridge wearing a leather jacket! XD
What is blue and smells like red paint?
Blue paint.
Why do tables never need wheelchairs? Because even without the ‘t’ they are still able.
Someone eats glue and tells the other, "Sorry, can't stick around!"
what was sally's role in a football game? the football ;-;
What did the sunglasses say to the banana?
Nothing, sunglasses can’t talk.
What picture is that?
My grandpa asked me to pass him his phone, but I passed him a calculator. He couldn't tell the difference.
I ate a watch once... it was time-consuming.
Can a box match? No, but a tin can.
I can measure the speed of an object, because I want to km/s.
Why didn’t the bike stand on its own?
It was too tired.
What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?
A guy will actually search for a golf ball.