How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
Painting With Babies
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is funny 'cause it's morbid. It makes light of throwing babies, which ain't something you do unless you're trying to get on Santa's naughty list real quick. You probably think babies are cute and cuddly, but I bet you were a right terror as a kid, weren't ya?