Eating a Clock

This is a pun playing on the fact that "time-consuming" sounds like something that takes a long time, but it also literally refers to consuming something that represents time, like a clock. The bit about going for seconds is another pun referring to the second helping of food, but also the second hands of a clock.

• Clock
• Food
• Time
• Anti-jokes
• Eating
• Object

• What did the clock do when it was hungry? It went back four seconds.
• I ate a time machine once, it was very time-consuming. Especially when I went back four seconds.
• I would tell you a joke about a clock, but it’s a waste of time! 😄😄
• Did you hear about the man who swallowed his watch? He went to the doctor hoping he could give him something to help pass the time.