What sandwich spread makes people itch? Flea-nut butter.
What’s a nut’s favorite Shakespeare line? “To be or nut to be.”
What do you call a nut who loves the game of chess? A chess-nut.
Did you hear the one about the pecan, the walnut, and the cashew? It was nut funny.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? I butter nut tell you.
Why did the nut go to the bank? To cashew its check.
What’s a nut’s favorite scary movie? The Creature from the Black Legume.
A 7-foot-tall man walks into a restaurant with his 4-foot-tall girlfriend; and the maitre d' says to the waiter, “He must be nuts over her.”
squril:i got a joke dog:what the hell is it squril:i clicked my nuts and clickedmy poop
What’s another name for nutting in a woman? Loading the dishwasher
me: lets go to Randy's friend: theres no Randy's me: ran deez nuts with a car
Why is my butt wet i forgot
What do you call nuts on a chin ? - my penis in your mouth
can u guys commet on my nuts jokes (aka willma, bofa, and savor) i just wanna see if ppl dont think its funny
deez nuts can we get much higher boioioioing boioioioing my name jeffarabic nokia ringtone bingchungus wholesome 100 everyone liked that keanu reaves chungus ugandan knuckles youtube poop XDDDDDDDDDDDD
I am a good role model. Because you look up to me. DEEZ NUTS
Ccddfftggfdrrttty
I went to the doctor because I had a steering wheel in my pants and it was drivin me nuts
danny u mum dead as hell AND got raggedy shoes on
What kind of nut 🥜 hates baseball ⚾️? A nut 🥜 that’s sick 🤕
