Nut jokes
Which nut is the best at playing tag?
Catch-yous, aka cashews.
What kind of nuts come in cans?
Creamed a-corn.
Which nut has won the World Cup the most times? A Brazil nut.
What do you call a nut with a hairy upper lip?
A mustach-io!
What did the mama nut say to her son?
“If I ever cashew doing that, I walnut be happy.”
Based
"Deez nutz" are a hairline.
Mike Oxlong: What's deez, Mike?
Mike Oxsmall: I dunno. What is deez?
Mike Oxlong: DEEZ NUTS! HA, GOT 'EM!
Have you learned SoDN in chemistry? It's so hard.
What's SoDN?
Suck on deez nuts.
How to protect your nuts from being hit: Just get hard.
Krusty nut
Account for me too, baby👧! Is so cute together with game slot jokes.
What's Pokémon #539 (Sawk)?
Sawk on deez nuts!
Me: What are we doing in HPE?
Friend: Fitness.
Me: Fitting deez nuts in your mouth.
Looks dragon!
Draggin' these nuts across yo face!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Candis.
Candis who?
Candis nuts fit in your mouth?
BofA deez nuts!
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
If we don't get some support soon, people are gonna think we're nuts.
Why can't an orphan suck my nut?
A girl can, one knows how.
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What is a good nut?
A magic nut!