Nut jokes
Account for me too, baby👧! Is so cute together with game slot jokes.
Did you hear about the guy that dipped his balls in glitter?
Pretty nuts, huh?
Me: What are we doing in HPE?
Friend: Fitness.
Me: Fitting deez nuts in your mouth.
What's Pokémon #539 (Sawk)?
Sawk on deez nuts!
Which nut is the best at playing tag?
Catch-yous, aka cashews.
Memes
What kind of nuts come in cans?
Creamed a-corn.
Which nut has won the World Cup the most times? A Brazil nut.
What do you call a nut with a hairy upper lip?
A mustach-io!
What did the mama nut say to her son?
“If I ever cashew doing that, I walnut be happy.”
Krusty nut
How to protect your nuts from being hit: Just get hard.
Have you learned SoDN in chemistry? It's so hard.
What's SoDN?
Suck on deez nuts.
Why can't an orphan suck my nut?
A girl can, one knows how.
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What is a good nut?
A magic nut!
"Dez nuts, bell suck and she ugly."
SMG4 Mario be like in Ohio: I don’t wanna do this...
Candice everyone: Candice?
Mario: CAN DEEZ NUTS FIT IN YOUR MOUTH!
What is 6 inches and has nuts?
A Snickers bar.
"Yo mama so fat, she thought Saturn was deez nuts."
Have you heard of the work called "ligma balls?"