How to protect your nuts from being hit: Just get hard.
Nut Jokes
Krusty nut
Have you learned SoDN in chemistry? It's so hard.
What's SoDN?
Suck on deez nuts.
Mike Oxlong: What's deez, Mike?
Mike Oxsmall: I dunno. What is deez?
Mike Oxlong: DEEZ NUTS! HA, GOT 'EM!
Did you hear about the guy that dipped his balls in glitter?
Pretty nuts, huh?
Me: What are we doing in HPE?
Friend: Fitness.
Me: Fitting deez nuts in your mouth.
What's Pokémon #539 (Sawk)?
Sawk on deez nuts!
Account for me too, baby👧! Is so cute together with game slot jokes.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Candis.
Candis who?
Candis nuts fit in your mouth?
Looks dragon!
Draggin' these nuts across yo face!
Why can't an orphan suck my nut?
A girl can, one knows how.
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What is a good nut?
A magic nut!
"Dez nuts, bell suck and she ugly."
SMG4 Mario be like in Ohio: I don’t wanna do this...
Candice everyone: Candice?
Mario: CAN DEEZ NUTS FIT IN YOUR MOUTH!
What is 6 inches and has nuts?
A Snickers bar.
Have you heard of the work called "ligma balls?"
Why did Russia put war on Ukraine for more nuts?
"Yo mama so fat, she thought Saturn was deez nuts."
The Cheerio Joke
Let's say you're in high school, and your popularity level was based on what Cheerio you are. So there's Extra-Frosty Cheerios as the most popular kids, the frosted Cheerios were the popular kids, the Regular Cheerios as the typical normal kid, then there's the honey nut Cheerios as the nerds and geeks, and then there's your Cheerio which is the Chocolate Cheerios. Now you want to ask this girl who's an extra frosty, you go up to her and ask her to Homecoming, but she declines.
So after school gets out, you go home and rewind. The next day you wake up feeling like a honey nut Cheerio, so you go up to her again and ask her again, she still says no. So you go home and rewind again and wake up the next morning feeling like a Regular Cheerio. So you go to school and ask her again, she still declines. So you go home and rewind again. The next morning, you wake up feeling like a frosty Cheerio. So you go up to her and ask again, still says no. Then you go home and unwind. The next day you wake up feeling like an extra frosty Cheerio. Feeling doubtful, you go up to her one last time and ask her. She finally says yes.
The next day is Homecoming, and you and your date are on the dance floor, and she wants punch. So she tells you that she's going to go get punch. She goes and gets punch and is back in 30 seconds. You ask her why it was so fast. She replies with; "Oh there wasn't a punch line."
