Nut jokes
What do plus a pee and a nut... Nut pees, wait, pee nuts.
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
If we don't get some support soon, people are gonna think we're nuts.
"Deez nutz" are a hairline.
Mike Oxlong: What's deez, Mike?
Mike Oxsmall: I dunno. What is deez?
Mike Oxlong: DEEZ NUTS! HA, GOT 'EM!
Which nut is the best at playing tag?
Catch-yous, aka cashews.
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How to protect your nuts from being hit: Just get hard.
What kind of nuts come in cans?
Creamed a-corn.
Which nut has won the World Cup the most times? A Brazil nut.
What do you call a nut with a hairy upper lip?
A mustach-io!
What did the mama nut say to her son?
“If I ever cashew doing that, I walnut be happy.”
Me: What are we doing in HPE?
Friend: Fitness.
Me: Fitting deez nuts in your mouth.
What's Pokémon #539 (Sawk)?
Sawk on deez nuts!
Looks dragon!
Draggin' these nuts across yo face!
Krusty nut
Have you learned SoDN in chemistry? It's so hard.
What's SoDN?
Suck on deez nuts.
BofA deez nuts!
Account for me too, baby👧! Is so cute together with game slot jokes.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Candis.
Candis who?
Candis nuts fit in your mouth?
Why can't an orphan suck my nut?
A girl can, one knows how.
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