Number jokes
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9 and 11.
How many orphans can you fit in a bag of chips?
One, if the bag is family size.
What comes after 69?
Mouthwash.
789.
Your mom #69.
Funny Test Answers #7
Why is six scared of seven? Because 7 8 9.
Then why was 10 scared? Because he was between 9/11.
I asked my class what comes before 47. Everyone said 46, except for the quiet kid who said, "AK."
Tell someone that you're gonna say “I 1 poopoo” and it will go in order of numbers, so they say, “I 2 poopoo” & so on:
You) I 1 poopoo
(Them) I 2 poopoo
(You) I 3 poopoo
(Them) I 4 poopoo
(You) I 5 poopoo
(Them) I 6 poopoo
(You) I 7 poopoo
(Them) I 8 poopoo
And be like, “You ate poopoo??! EWW!!”
My teacher asked me what my favorite number was yesterday, and I said 2977. I chose 91 for my football jersey number and Sharpied a 1 after the other 1, and my teacher Mr. Jackson's dad died in 9/11, and when he was talking about it Friday the 9th, I threw a paper airplane at him and got suspended for 3 days starting Monday.
How many Americans does it take to fill the Grand Canyon?
4
What’s 1+1?? The number of parents orphans don’t have!
A guy on a bus saw a beautiful girl. He asked for her number, and of course, she said no. He asked the bus driver for advice, and he said, "That girl goes to the cemetery to pray every day at 10 p.m. and look for a statue of an angel." So he dresses up as God, goes to the grave, and she sees him. She says, "Oh, Lord, end my misery! Kill me now!" And he said, "Only if you do something for me first." She replied, "What is it, oh mighty Lord?" He said, "Have sex with me." She agreed. They had sex, and when she was done sucking his dick, he said, "I have something to tell you." He took off his costume and said, "I'm the guy from the bus." And she took off her costume: "I'm the bus driver."
(Does anyone remember this? It's an old joke someone made, or does no one remember this? I didn't make this, but it went smth like this)
What's 6 plus 7?
67.
Do you know the number one cause of death for lesbians?
Getting your fingers stuck in there.
They say there is power in numbers.
Tell that to the people in the Twin Towers.
What's the square root of your dead?
9/11.
1, 2 buckle my shoe.
3, 4 buckle some more.
5, 6 Nike kicks!
Why do you only see girls in groups of 3, 5, 7, and 9?
Because they can’t even.
Wait, 911 is the American emergency number...
Why do orphans that go to their friend's house get this reaction from the friend's mom:
"Go back to your house, it's late." "Finn, wait, can I have your mom's phone number?" "Finn, wait, aren't you an orphan?" "Wait, don't you have a phone, Finn?" "Wait, I forgot, you don't have a phone because nobody wanted to get you a phone or to get you."