Number jokes
Ever notice 9-1-1 (the number for the po-po) is the Great Date (9-11)... Hmmm.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.
"Can we do 69?"
"How about we do 9/11 since we will crash together?"
Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.
I get knocked down, but I get up again, as long as I have 46 chromosomes.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in between 9/11.
What did the clock say when it got punched at noon?
It’s twelve o'clock.
What do you say to your sister when she's crying?
"Are you having a crisis because people say 67?"
What's the best thing about twenty-one year olds?
There's twenty-one of them.
Joke.
Why was ten scared? Because it was between 9/11.
If 2 + 2 is 4, and 4 + 4 is 8, then that must mean I can lick your pussy.
And there's the referee taking down Ronaldo's number.
Not really the time or the place, but it's good to see that we've kept homophobia out of football.
Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.
The first time you have a new phone, you have a different one. You can change your phone to a new phone, but it doesn’t change the phone, it’s just different. I think it will work. I just think it would look good, and then it would work, but you don’t know if it’s the right thing for the new one. You just know it’s the wrong. It’s a bad phone. It’s a new thing. It’s the same for different every day, but it doesn’t look, and I think so it’s not a good, but it works, so it’s different, so it’s different for the new phone, and it doesn’t have to work on it. It doesn’t matter to the same for you know it’s just the one but it doesn’t have the one that I can do a lot better and I can just use my new one, but it is not that the new iPhone, so you have the one that’s the other is that I have the same thing and it’s the same phone, but I have to get the new iPhone. I just want it and then you have a good and it’s a different number so it’s just like so it’s just one, but you know it’s not like I have the new iPhone so you know it’s just one so it’s a little more than just the one and it will get the new phone so it’s just easier and cheaper for the money but it won’t cost much more to pay off your car than to get the phone for the next two weeks weeks or even two years to to have the car car fixed so it’s easier and quicker and I will be happy I’m happy happy I’m so excited excited thank y all and I will talk soon and have you have an update as to the results soon thank ya again so far hope all goes all are good hope to be in your class today love and have you been in your dreams hope all your day too bye.
I saw a pretty girl walking outside. I asked for her number.
We met up and began to have sex. She told me to turn over, which was weird. I felt a stinging pain in my ass all of a sudden.
Why was nine scared of ten?
Because five was a registered twelve offender.
Wait, can I try the joke again?
Pick a number, syckkkkkkk, that’s the wrong number.
So, I went up to an Australian girl. She looked like she was 20, and I said, "Can I have your phone number, sweetheart?" She said, "696969." I said, "Oh, haha, okay." A few days later, her mother called me and said she's 15.
How did number 1 kindly make number 2?
I got my was kicked, let's be friends?