Number Jokes

When you step on the weighing scale it shows your phone number!

1 + 1 = window

your gey

What's the emergency number Jimmy, u? Jimmy:9/11!

I take debt 25000 euro,i spend in charity 20,000,and 5000 euro left,i pay the debt 2000 euro and i have to pay now 23,000 euro to bank,and 3000 euro i have in profit,23,000 +3000>>26000 ;)

seems very long. you wont remember the tel number..... I remember it lile this from school days in Ireland.

Dolly Patron is shopping for new bra , lady says your size (69) , Dolly says no way that too too too (222) big, so she goes to doctor , Doc I need something to make my boobs smaller , here take (51) pills for 6 days ( x6) and soo she did . days later she ran back to doc, jesus Christ doctor look what happened Im BOOBLESS. 55378008 upside down.

Why is 6 afraid of 7

Because seven eight (ate) nine

Girls are like numbers squared. If they're under 13 just do em in your head

Joke: '7 8 9' (seven eight nine), why is 8(eight) scared of 7(seven)?\

Answer: This is because; in '7 8 9', 8 is pronounced as (ate). So because seven ate nine, eight is scared that seven would eat eight also.

They say their is strength in numbers, tell that to the people in the World Trade Center

I went to the tattoo shop and asked for a skull. A jewish guy behind me said “a skull? Back in my day, we could only get numbers.”

A missionary went to visit an orphanage in Thailand. After looking around, he asked the manager, "Why do these kids have numbers instead of names on their shirts? And why are some of them the same?" The manager smiled and said, "Those are price tags."

ur mom is so fat that when she went on the scale, it said " i need your weight, not your phone number "

I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!

Leave a life if you LOL at this joke!

He's got a massive f*cking cock, Ayew, Ayew He tucks it in his football sock Ayew, Ayew Shagged a bird and now she's dead Swung his cock around her head Jordan Ayew Palace number nine 🦅🔴🔵

Why was six scared of seven — seven are nine

I heard that the numbers on the front of your credit card represent the number of minutes until you meet the 💕 love of your life!💕 and the 3 numbers on the back represent the month and day you make it official!! comment those numbers to lock it in!!😄