Number jokes
Hey, I know this is a classic joke but I found it pretty funny!
"My name is 4, four like the number," my friend said. "What, was 1 2 3 taken?"
I can even with it but I was bored and decided to share this.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.
789.
Bobby had 54 dicks (54).
He took 33 pills a month (5433).
Once he ran out of pills, he was left with 45 dicks (543345).
(Flip the calculator once you got the full number. 543345! He's got a lot!
Why is six scared of seven? Because 7 8 9.
Then why was 10 scared? Because he was between 9/11.
Why do orphans like the number seven? It's lucky, so maybe their parents will come back.
So, if there is a 7-Eleven and a 911, where's 811?
How are genders different than the Twin Towers?
There are two genders.
What comes after 69?
Mouthwash.
Classic.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9. Seven ate nine.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why did 10 die??
Because he was in between 9/11.
Why can Asian people buy phones?
'Cause they might call the wrong number.
What's the difference between Wacko Jacko and Elvis Presley?
14 number 1 hits.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
Do you know why 10 was scared? Because he was between 9/11.
2 times 4 equals 18?
LEZZZZZZ GOOOOO! 69 FOLLOWERS!
I just read an article that Texas is number one in the nation for both depression and infidelity in relationships.
It's a sad state of affairs.
I hope when you count, you lose the number you were on.
Why was 9 scared of 10? Because 11 was after.