Q: My scale had my phone number on it. Wandering why, I looked up only to see an elephant in my face...
So i was in school and the was number saying 696969 so i said to my mother what dose. It mean she said, YOUR FUCKING DAD AND I
So i ment up to a Australia girls she look like 20 and i said can i have you phone number sweet heart she saod 696969 i said oh habha ok a few days later her mother called me and said she 15
9: I am higher than you 8: no you're not (8 flips to his side)
Why didn't the two 4's feel like dinner? Answer: Because they already eight.
A guy walks into a bar hes like whats your number lad and the women be like 298 777 fatso.com and he walked home depressed
A man gave me 1 dollar that was ripped and laughed away. I one-der why he did that. He did that on purpose two trick me then I met him in the threes
Why did the number 5 get voted out of the game in the 1st round, because he was an odd man out
I will give you all the fine chicks you want just dial this number 313-974- tap that ass from hooters strip club.
Why is 10 so scared? Cause it was in the middle of 9/11.
The other day I went on a romantic cruise in Hawaii then I met my girl zendaya on board she was shaking her ass and playing with her penis then she ask me hey you wanna make love in the cabin? i said sure sweet thang gave me her number kiss me on the cheek. Next day she woke up because it was a romantic nightmare.
Why were 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9. Then why was 10 afraid? Because it was between 9/11.
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43? Floor 44 ππ
Can some hot depressed suicidal guy give me his number so we can cry about being depressed and wanting to die?
You know how 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9? Well, 10 is afraid because he was in the middle of 9/11.
How would you multiply numbers in octoschool?
You Octoply obviously
number 15 burger king foot lettuce the last thing you want in your Berger king Berger is someones foot fungus but as it turns out that might be what you get.
1. You can't wash your eyes with soap.
2. You can't count your hair.
3. You can't breathe through your nose with your tongue out.
4. You just tried number three.
5. When you tried number 3, you realized it was possible, only you look like a dog.
6. You're smiling right now because you realized you were fooled.
7. You skipped number 5.
8. You just checked if there was a number 5.
9. This is not my joke; all credit goes to Steps.
why did the number 10 make freinds with 0 because you have $100 dolars
what did 1 pay with at the store. a 1/4 ;)
I was watching the local chief police in America, he said, "We will never forget 911." I thought, "I should hope not, it's your phone number."
