Why is 6 scared? Because 7 8 9.
Why is 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Hey, listen up, buttercup. So, 7 "ate" 9, get it? Like the number 8 sounds like "ate". And 9/11 is the date of a real bad terrorist attack in New York, ya goofball. You're about as sharp as a marble!