Number jokes
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
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Why did the number 5 get voted out of the game in the 1st round? Because he was an odd man out!
I will give you all the fine chicks you want. Just dial this number: 313-974- tap that ass from Hooters strip club.
Why is 10 so scared? Cause it was in the middle of 9/11.
The other day I went on a romantic cruise in Hawaii. Then I met my girl Zendaya on board. She was shaking her ass and playing with her penis. Then she asked me, "Hey, you wanna make love in the cabin?" I said, "Sure, sweet thang," gave me her number, kissed me on the cheek. Next day she woke up because it was a romantic nightmare.
Why were 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9. Then why was 10 afraid? Because it was between 9/11.
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43? Floor 44 💀💀
Can some hot depressed suicidal guy give me his number so we can cry about being depressed and wanting to die?
You know how 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9? Well, 10 is afraid because he was in the middle of 9/11.
How would you multiply numbers in octoschool?
You octoply, obviously.
"Number 15: Burger King foot lettuce. The last thing you want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus, but as it turns out, that might be what you get."
1. You can't wash your eyes with soap.
2. You can't count your hair.
3. You can't breathe through your nose with your tongue out.
4. You just tried number three.
5. When you tried number 3, you realized it was possible, only you look like a dog.
6. You're smiling right now because you realized you were fooled.
7. You skipped number 5.
8. You just checked if there was a number 5.
9. This is not my joke; all credit goes to Steps.
39, 41, 43, AK, 47, AK-47. You get it? Lmao.
Why did the number 10 make friends with 0? Because you have $100 dollars.
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What do you get when you add 5 + 2 + 3 + 2 + 200 + 10?
Completely confuse you!
What did 1 pay with at the store? A 1/4 ;)
I was watching the local chief police in America, he said, "We will never forget 911." I thought, "I should hope not, it's your phone number."
Words can’t describe how beautiful you are.
But numbers can. (Lol)
So 666-3629, so get it?