Number

Number jokes

Allergy

    • I find it difficult to count to ten in French: un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq, six, sept.

    I can't say the next one because I have a "huit" allergy.

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    • Chant

    • He's got a massive f*cking cock, Ayew, Ayew. He tucks it in his football sock, Ayew, Ayew. Shagged a bird and now she's dead, Swung his cock around her head, Jordan Ayew Palace number nine.

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    • Homophobia

    • And there's the referee taking down Ronaldo's number.

    Not really the time or the place, but it's good to see that we've kept homophobia out of football.

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    • Dick

    • 6 looks like someone facing up.

    9 looks like someone facing down.

    69 looks like 2 people sucking each other's dicks.

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    • Coincidence

    • In 2006 on 6/9, there was something called communication opportunity happened. On 6/9. 69. Coincidence? I think NOT.

    Elephant

    • Q: My scale had my phone number on it. Wandering why, I looked up only to see an elephant in my face...

    School

    • So, I was in school, and there was a number saying "696969," so I said to my mother, "What does it mean?" She said, "Your fucking dad and I!"

    Phone Number

    • So, I went up to an Australian girl. She looked like she was 20, and I said, "Can I have your phone number, sweetheart?" She said, "696969." I said, "Oh, haha, okay." A few days later, her mother called me and said she's 15.

    Time

    • How many times can you subtract 10 from 100?

    Once. The next time you would be subtracting 10 from 90.

    Fat

    • A guy walks into a bar, he's like, "What's your number, lad?" and the woman is like, "298-777-fatso.com" and he walked home depressed.

    Dollar

    • A man gave me 1 dollar that was ripped and laughed away. I wonder why he did that.

    He did that on purpose to trick me, then I met him in the threes.