Now jokes

I told an orphan to never stop talking until their parents come home.

Now I can’t get it to shut up.

What do emos and the Twin Towers have in common? There were two, but now there are none.

I'm the champion of this site. I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary Buddha.

Now for my joke...

Why does Peter Pan always fly?

Because he never lands.

Roses are red.

Your passports are blue.

Now go stand over there,

In that very long queue!

Rope: Hey buddy! Want to hang?

Me: Maybe I can hang later...

Cock: Can I have attention from your Dad now?

My wife told me to pass her lip stick, but I gave her a glue stick. Now she is not talking to me.

I pushed my best friend's chair in class. Now I kinda feel bad that he was in a wheelchair.

My friend bought a Tom Holland blanket and I said, "Well, now you're sleeping with him."

Little Johnny is in class one day, and little Timmy starts laughing. The teacher says, "What's so funny?" He said, "I can see your bra strap." The teacher says, "Don't come back to class for a week," so he gets up and walks out. A few minutes later, little Billy starts laughing, and she asks, "What's funny now?" Little Billy said, "I can see both of your bra straps." The teacher says, "Get out of my classroom for a month." So little Billy got pissed, he walked out and slammed the door. This scared the teacher, and she dropped the chalk. She picked it up, then she stood back up, and she sees little Johnny walking out of the classroom. She asked, "Where do you think you're going?" He said, "Well, teach, after what I saw, I'm done with school for a lifetime."

"Oh, waiter! Waiter!"

"Yes, sir?"

"Do you have frog's legs?"

"Why, yes."

"Good. Now hop along and get me a steak!"

Twinkle, twinkle, there’s a car Coming like a shooting star.

I will stand in the way. I will not be seen again. Are you happy I am dead? Now you made it to the end.

You heard of Spider-Man: No Way Home. Now get ready for:

Orphan: No Way Home.

As a kid, I used to eat a sour herb from a certain spot near a rock.

Now I pee on it, just following the ritual of Africa.

Once my sister was a sister, now she's a blister.

One day I threw a boomerang...

Now I live in constant fear.

Can I ask you a question? Nut now!

When I was very young...

My classmates played a game called kiss chase. Some were really good at catching the girls and then kissing them.

They are rapists now.

I can tell a joke :)

Twinkle, twinkle, there's a car Coming like a shooting star. I will stand in the way. I will not be seen again. Are you happy I am dead? Now you made it to the end.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to do it in the water.

Jack slipped, and the condom ripped; now they have a daughter.

Jack and Jill went up a hill. His condom ripped, and now they are from Alabama.