The fish do nothing. That is definitely a bad joke.
Nothing Jokes
Why do birds fly upside down over Poland?
There's nothing worth shitting on.
What did God say to the good shepherd?
Nothing.
This is a 2 for 1 plane combo that will never exist.
But, it's like a plane pizza.
Nothing happens, but it terrorizes me.
What do you call a legless table? Nothing.
What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?
Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂
This is nothing to do with 9/11, but this is my best joke.
What do you call a Paki in a microwave?
Pting pting pting.
Why do they call it America when literally nothing is free?
What did the orphan's parent say when he got bad grades?
Nothing, he doesn't have any.
What's the difference between you and an orphan?
Nothing.
You can understand depression if you are still in school and get bullied by bullies, punished by teachers, and scolded by parents for being that quiet kid who says nothing.
What's the difference between a rubber and Michael Jackson? Nothing, kids touch them both.
What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce down south?
Nothing. Someone's losing a trailer.
I was excited to watch Fast and Furious because of Dom Toretto, then I realized family is nothing to me 'cause I'm an orphan.
Q: What did one dead hooker say to the other dead hooker?
A: Nothing, dead hookers don't talk.
Joe Biden walks into the White House kitchen.
"Are those brownies I smell?" he asks.
"Indeed, they are," he was told.
"Gee," he says, "they smell nothing like Girl Scouts!"
Nothing is funny about the Name who died an agonizing death, was mocked, spit on, and humiliated all because we were sinners and God saved us so we could be free from the punishment of sin.
Jesus is sinless and perfect and loving. How dare you!
What did the dad say to the kid?
Nothing, he went to get the milk.
What's the difference between yes and no...
Nothing.
Jesus has had all the time in the world and all the power in the world to do whatever he wanted.
Guess what he has to show for nothing, but putting us in hell!
Being an absolute waste breathe of life, and of power!
