Nothing jokes
What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?
Nothing, they both hang.
What did COVID say to the American?
Nothing, it just took its breath away...
What is the difference between an orphan and a homeless person? Nothing, haha.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a Twinkie?
Nothing. They both squirt their white stuff when you eat it.
Reminder: Check the fridge, but remember nothing's in there.
What did the other wave say to the other wave?
"Nothing, they just waved!"
What do orphans do after they win a game?
Nothing, they have no one to play games with.
A bullet is like an arrow.
Nothing can stop it from going through your head.
The fish do nothing. That is definitely a bad joke.
Why do birds fly upside down over Poland?
There's nothing worth shitting on.
What did God say to the good shepherd?
Nothing.
This is a 2 for 1 plane combo that will never exist.
But, it's like a plane pizza.
Nothing happens, but it terrorizes me.
What do you call a legless table? Nothing.
What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?
Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂
This is nothing to do with 9/11, but this is my best joke.
What do you call a Paki in a microwave?
Pting pting pting.
Why do they call it America when literally nothing is free?
What did the orphan's parent say when he got bad grades?
Nothing, he doesn't have any.
What's the difference between you and an orphan?
Nothing.
You can understand depression if you are still in school and get bullied by bullies, punished by teachers, and scolded by parents for being that quiet kid who says nothing.
What's the difference between a rubber and Michael Jackson? Nothing, kids touch them both.