Nothing jokes
What’s the difference between a priest and target?
Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.
A pregnant wife and her husband were in a hospital as she was in labor. The doctor suggested using a machine that transfers the birth pains from the mother to the father. They agree, so the machine is used. 40%, the husband feels nothing, 70% still not feeling anything, 100%, nothing.
The doctor says it must be broken. When the pair return home, the milkman is dead in the front yard.
What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?
Nothing, they both hang.
What did COVID say to the American?
Nothing, it just took its breath away...
What is the difference between an orphan and a homeless person? Nothing, haha.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a Twinkie?
Nothing. They both squirt their white stuff when you eat it.
Reminder: Check the fridge, but remember nothing's in there.
What did the other wave say to the other wave?
"Nothing, they just waved!"
What do orphans do after they win a game?
Nothing, they have no one to play games with.
A bullet is like an arrow.
Nothing can stop it from going through your head.
The fish do nothing. That is definitely a bad joke.
Why do birds fly upside down over Poland?
There's nothing worth shitting on.
What did God say to the good shepherd?
Nothing.
This is a 2 for 1 plane combo that will never exist.
But, it's like a plane pizza.
Nothing happens, but it terrorizes me.
What do you call a legless table? Nothing.
What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?
Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂
This is nothing to do with 9/11, but this is my best joke.
What do you call a Paki in a microwave?
Pting pting pting.
Why do they call it America when literally nothing is free?
What did the orphan's parent say when he got bad grades?
Nothing, he doesn't have any.
What's the difference between you and an orphan?
Nothing.