an old indian was buried on the side of a hill, what did he say.
nothing, he was dead.
one day there were these 3 cow boys sitting next to a fire and they were telling each other about their adventures well the first cow boy said i tangled with a bull that killed 6 people so i wrestled that son of a bitch to the ground with my bare hands the second cow boy said that's nothing yesterday i was walking on a trale and came across a rattler so i picked it up ,bit its head off and drank all his venom in one gulp the third cow boy remained quiet stering the embers of the fire with his penis
Whats tall, has a twin, and is in Manhattan.
Nothing, Bin Laden destroyed them all
you know why I have so low IQ? its because the left side of my brain gets nothing right and the right side of my brain has nothing left
I woke up one night to a strange noise and when I went to investigate what it was, I found out that it was coming from my parents room. I looked inside and counted, ok one two three finger men and my mom so nothing out of the ordinary so then I checked my sisters room. And I counted 4 other women in the room but then I realized that he sound was coming from right in front of me it was my dad giving me a bj the whole time.
What’s the difference between dead babies and a cat? The cat is still alive. What’s the difference between cat food and tonight’s dinner? Nothing it’s all just mystery meat.
What did the choir boy sing to the priest? Nothing his mouth was full.
What did Caesar’s cat say to him?
Nothing. Cats don’t talk.
Q) What did the airplane say to the little boy? A) Nothing, airplanes don't talk!
Say joke 5 times.
oh, nothing happened.
do nothing about people falling down the stairs, it will keep happening
put razor blades on the stairs, it will be their last time falling down the stairs
Three people died and went to Hell. One of them is from America, the second guy is from Germany, and the third guy is from Afghanistan. The devil lets each person make a phone call to their loved ones in the country they came from, but they will be charged. The American spends 10 minutes on the phone and is charged $20. The German spends 12 minutes on the phone and is charged $24. The man from Afghanistan spends half an hour on the phone and is charged nothing. The other two guys asked the devil why. The devil responded: "Local calls are free."
I am having a shit and there nothing else to read
What's the difference between a yandere and a gun Nothing Flip them off the wrong way and your dead
What happeneds when you search nudes on my phone? Nothing i dont have any
What did one pillow say to the other? Nothing meah they just sang a song about a rogue chicken whose feathers had been sacrificed to make them.
Me: Itś smells like good fam.
Friend: Whatś good fam?
Me: Nothing much, what about you fam?
A guy goes to the store to buy thyme. When he got back to put the thyme away he relized he still had thyme left. This was all for nothing it was just a big waste of your thyme.
No no no no Spot the intruder
Theres no one
What did Steven Hawking say? Nothing
