What’s the difference between a priest and target?
Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.
A pregnant wife and her husband were in a hospital as she was in labour, the doctor suggested using a machine that transfers the birth pains from the mother to the father, they agree so the machine is used, 40%, the husband feels nothing, 70% still not felling anything, 100%, nothing. The doctor says it must be broken. When the pair return home, the milkman is dead in the front yard.
What's the difference between a coat hangerband an emo? Nothing that both hang
What did covid say to the American? Nothing it just took its breath away....
what is the differance from an orphan and a homeless nothing haha
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a Twinkie?
Nothing. They both squirt their white stuff when you eat it.
Pinned Comment: Reminder: Check the fridge, but remember nothings in there.
what did the other wave say to the other wave "nothing they just waved"
what do orphans do after they win a game? Nothing they have no one to play games with.
A bullet is like a arrow. Nothing can stop it from going through your head.
the fish do nothing that is defenly a bad joke
Why do birds fly upside down over Poland? There's nothing worth shiting on.
what did God say to the good shepherd? Nothing
This is a plane 2 for 1 combo to never exist.
But, it's like a plane pizza.
Nothing happens, but it terrorizes me.
what do you call a legless table nothing
What can Michael Jackson eat In his coffin ⚰️? Nothing only brown bread what they call it 😂😂
this is nothing to do with 9/11 but this is my best joke what di you call a Paki in a microwave? Pting pting pting
Why do they call America when literally nothing is free?
what did the orphans parent say when he got bad grades nothing he doen't have any
What the difrents between you and an orphan
Nothing
