Not Jokes

I made a orphan website it does not have a home page

Little Johnny said he wanted a coffee. SO his mom said he can have one. He got an esspresso not knowing depresso came with it.

I was working at a check-in station for a flight to Riyadh when suddenly I was approached by Benzema, Kante and Neymar! At first I was very surprised and curious, so I asked them why they decided to play in Saudi Pro League and not MLS where GOAT Messi plays. They all smiled and happily replied: "Don't you know, the legendary bench warmer PRISTIANO PENALDO plays there!"

Now I fully understood what they meant! They know that Pristiano is already finished, so winning trophies will be easy for them. I smiled and happily let them through.

One of the reasons the skeleton was not allowed to play church music is because he had no organs.

who's a pineapple? I'm a pineapple...Yass teacher and kid kid: hey teacher: yes kid: would you punish me for something I didn't do? teacher: of course not kid: well I didn't do my homework

I walked to the milk store and did not see my dad.

I'm not completely usless I can be used as a bad example.

A phone is like parents. Not everyone has one

I made an orphan website

but it did not have a home page

jamal- dads CAN grow on trees joseph

joseph- no they dont

jamal- yes they do. ive seen it

joseph- ...... thanks not what you thought it was

Not all roses are red not all violets are blue if you're reading this God loves you

One of my friends named Jill had a drug overdose. She didn’t have any of that drug after that. For the rest of her life she acted very high. When she died, it was because of natural causes, not the drug. So this proves that a lethal dose is also a life time supply.

Why don't orphan drink milk

Cause there parents have not came back with it yet

what did dom toerreto say about the tree paul walker hit famly strong but not that strong

What is heavy forward but not backward? -- "ton".

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Why did Jeffery Dahmer not eat old people? he does not like roasted vegetables

fat kid jumps in the pool. the popular girl: I thought there was going to be a tsunami. the fat kid: I thought trash was not supposed to be in the ocean.