Not jokes
Why is it okay to hit orphans?
It's not like they can tell their parents.
Emos do take shots of themselves... not with a camera, though.
GOTTVERDAMMT, Hans! I said, "Glass of juice," not "Gas the Jews!"
What is Hitler's favorite letter?
Not-Z.
Why did the roster cross the road twice?
To prove it was not a chicken.
I have OCD and ADD, so everything has to be perfect... but not for very long.
Q: What do you call a boomerang that is not coming back? A: A stick.
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isn’t a joke, but why not?
By the way, infertility is hereditary:
If your parents did not have children, you will not have any.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not your grandpa, he crashed the plane.
Why do orphans look so ugly?
Because they have a face not even a mother could love.
My current love life is like a god. It’s not real.
If there was a zombie, you would not die because you have no brain.
When the quiet kid tells you not to go to school the next day, but your mom makes you go anyway.
My last 15 minutes as a 23 y/o!!
It's not my birthday, but a scary-looking man with a crowbar just broke into my house.
It was so cold out today believe it or not, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets!
Did you hear the gossip about butter? Never mind, I butter not spread it...
My wife and I have reached the decision that we do not want children.
If anyone does, please comment your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
It's not surprising there isn't a whole lot of good tree jokes.
Most foresters have a wooden personality.