Not jokes
I went to the “lists of women” page on Wikipedia and it was blank.
Either, Wikipedia is proving women do not exist or John Cena decided to come out as transgender.
Why is it okay to hit orphans?
It's not like they can tell their parents.
One day an orphan threw a boomerang. It's not the only thing that didn't come back.
Me: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Me: Not your family.
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re not wanted!
Memes
People ask me if my friend jumps off a bridge, will I go as well? Of course not. I am a leader; I will go first, my friend will jump after me!
A priest says to me, "Come up, my child." Then I said, "Do I know you? Because you're not my father."
Why can't an orphan get 5 stars in GTA? Because they are not wanted.
Why did the orphan cross the road? (Not to see his mom or dad.)
Beautiful people should read this quote: "God gave you beauty but not brains."
I'm no astronomer, but I’m pretty sure the Earth revolves around the sun... not you.
Best not leave hungry kids unattended!
Q: What do you call a boomerang that is not coming back? A: A stick.
When the quiet kid tells you not to go to school the next day, but your mom makes you go anyway.
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isn’t a joke, but why not?
Why should you not let an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is. 😢
It was so cold out today believe it or not, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets!
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
My last 15 minutes as a 23 y/o!!
It's not my birthday, but a scary-looking man with a crowbar just broke into my house.