Not jokes
Why can't an orphan get 5 stars in GTA? Because they are not wanted.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re not wanted!
Genie: You cannot wish for more wishes, immortality, or love.
Man: I wish not to die a virgin.
Genie: I just said no wishing for immortality!
Why do orphans look so ugly?
Because they have a face not even a mother could love.
COnFuSEd UngA BuNgA
Why do orphans not have cheese on their burgers? They don't have a dad to get milk.
What do orphans and police not have in common?
The police can actually go home.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not your grandpa, he crashed the plane.
I wanted to open a brothel in the monastery, but the slogan: "Fist some Christs" was, unfortunately, not so well received.
What does a baby and a grenade have in common?
They both make noise after you throw them.
My current love life is like a god. It’s not real.
By the way, infertility is hereditary:
If your parents did not have children, you will not have any.
My wife and I have reached the decision that we do not want children.
If anyone does, please comment your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
I went to the “lists of women” page on Wikipedia and it was blank.
Either, Wikipedia is proving women do not exist or John Cena decided to come out as transgender.
Why is it okay to hit orphans?
It's not like they can tell their parents.
One day an orphan threw a boomerang. It's not the only thing that didn't come back.
GOTTVERDAMMT, Hans! I said, "Glass of juice," not "Gas the Jews!"
Mommy, when will daddy come back?
I'm not your mom...
Me: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Me: Not your family.
It's not surprising there isn't a whole lot of good tree jokes.
Most foresters have a wooden personality.