Not jokes
Why do orphans not have cheese on their burgers? They don't have a dad to get milk.
I wanted to open a brothel in the monastery, but the slogan: "Fist some Christs" was, unfortunately, not so well received.
What does a baby and a grenade have in common?
They both make noise after you throw them.
Why do orphans look so ugly?
Because they have a face not even a mother could love.
What do orphans and police not have in common?
The police can actually go home.
Charlene's hairline was so big that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
James Bond: Vodka martini.
Bartender: Shaken, not stirred.
James Bond: Do I look like I give a damn?
Someone in my class described the KKK as ghosts with pointy hats... I mean, he's not wrong.
I have OCD and ADD, so everything has to be perfect... but not for very long.
Why do orphans not care about sleep? Because they have no one to wake up to.
Mommy, when will daddy come back?
I'm not your mom...
Q: What do you call a boomerang that is not coming back? A: A stick.
By the way, infertility is hereditary:
If your parents did not have children, you will not have any.
My current love life is like a god. It’s not real.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not your grandpa, he crashed the plane.
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
One day an orphan threw a boomerang. It's not the only thing that didn't come back.
What is Hitler's favorite letter?
Not-Z.
Why is it okay to hit orphans?
It's not like they can tell their parents.
Me: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Me: Not your family.