Not jokes
Also, not love everyone.
What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?
Mooooooo my secret is that it's pasture bedtime, but not pasture bedtime!
Hey, did you know that Stephen Hawking predicted the end of the world?
Well, not really. He predicted the end of *his* world.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Esteban.
Esteban who?
If you do not open the door, Esteban you!
I was in a terrorist a famous terrorist group. No, not the Taliban. We called ourselves the Talabam.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because it's not original at all.
Kids are cute, not even joking. Wanking is easy around them.
Bob the Golden Retriever and Lily the Husky were talking at Bob's house.
Lily: Bob, do you think I'm fat?
Bob: No, Lily, of course not! You're just a little husky!!!! Lol. Golden Retrievers are funny.
What goes with chips?
Not your cheese.
If a kid does not go to sleep during nap time, isn't he resisting a rest?
Why did the skeleton not go to prom?
Because it had no body to dance with!
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When you’re having the best sex in your life and your grandma says, “I’m not dead!”
Do not ever make fun of people who look like they have no necks. They are fully protected from vampires.
Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they can't make a home run.
Why did the terrorist not get paid, but they loved their job?
They di2s drying plans.
Peyk 47 said that Kobe Bryant is not a legend, but he is.
You may not like me, but you still look up to me.
What did a Jedi say to Darth Vader? "You're not my father, I am yours!"
I may not be the brightest candle on the cake, but you can still blow me.