Not jokes
What do you call an orphan who can't get 5 stars on GTA?
Not wanted.
I fed a vegan cock. No, not chicken, no, not my cock, my dead dad's.
Why did the Roman not eat BBQ chicken?
Because he "wasn't a veggatarian."
Son, why do I not have an Easter basket?
Mom, you're 23, you don't need one. Ends calls, child support.
When men watch football but not the women's version maybe there.
Memes
Q: What gun does Africa not have?
A: A water gun.
A funny joke is not funny after laughing because then it becomes a porn hub.
Why do orphans not play Call of Duty?
Because they have to land at houses.
Akeld: All I want to do is mess with Gwen!
Gwen: LEAVE ME ALONE!
Akeld: NOT EVER!
Guys, please stop making fake accounts of me. It's not funny, and it's disrespectful of you, ok, bitch?
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it could not find home.
Why do orphans not have parents?
Answer: Their parents are yeet dead dead.
What's the difference between a bad joke and an actually bad joke?
An actually bad joke is not funny, like this one!
Why do orphans not love their parents?
Because they don’t have parents.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not your dad.
Dear prince,
Gwen is dating Aiden! I can tell by the emojis! She does not like you or the way you talk to her, not one bit!
P.S. She is and will always be dating Aiden! Leave a comment.
Son: Dad, can I get a girlfriend?
Dad: Son, no, you are only 10, so no.
Son: Dad, I'm leaving to get a girlfriend.
Dad: Son, nooo, you are not my son!
Son: What did you say? *Son slaps the dad.*
Dad: Good, son, goodbye, get out of my home.
Son: Good, you can go move to a new home.
Gwen: Bastard, dummy, and is the dang ding one who started this, because of you Gwen I am now bullied! It's not the unknown will it is a lot but mostly you! AND ANNOYING YOU SHALL BE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO WONDER EVERYONE HATES YOU!
Best, Tenya!
The most unrealistic part of Chotta Bheem is not him eating a laddu and getting power. It's him eating a whole laddu in one shot.
What is the difference between a tree and a dog?
A dog can walk and a tree cannot walk.