Not jokes

What’s the difference between the milk and drugs?

My dad brought the drugs back, not the milk though! 😭

Why do orphans not play baseball?

Because they can't make a home run.

People who are annoying. There are two of them.

1. Capet.

2. Akeld.

The winner is "Akeld," although Jordan Calerendiá comes in with a tie. Yah! Not really!

Why can’t orphans have a good childhood?

Because they could not go to theme parks! 😅😅

Why do orphans not have a home? Because they don’t have a family.

What is something an orphan's phone does not have?

Home buttons.

Kenya text: Guys, leave Gwen alone! Pls! It is not her fault...btw STOP AND GO TO ATHORE JOKES

9: I am higher than you.

8: No, you're not!

(8 flips to his side)

Gwen, I am not gay. There is some stupid faker online! I swear on my life that I am not!

Btw, if I was gay, then why am I chatting and dating a girl?

"Tj and Prince, I really think we should stop doing this date night, date fight thing on this website because it's driving everyone crazy, and this is a joke website, not a dating website, so I say let's just take this to Facebook."

Bob the Golden Retriever and Lily the Husky were talking at Bob's house.

Lily: Bob, do you think I'm fat?

Bob: No, Lily, of course not! You're just a little husky!!!! Lol. Golden Retrievers are funny.

What goes with chips?

Not your cheese.

What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?

Mooooooo my secret is that it's pasture bedtime, but not pasture bedtime!

What's one thing you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend?

Your hairline is so far back that not even God knows about it.

Peyk 47 said that Kobe Bryant is not a legend, but he is.

Why did the terrorist not get paid, but they loved their job?

They di2s drying plans.

I told my wife I needed a blood transfusion when I could not remember. She said, "Be positive too."

Bad, I am now a ghost writing this.

What say the child to the man? Shalom.

Man come later give the child: "Here, what you asked for!"

Child: "No, sir! I say Shabbat Shalom. I not ask for salmon!"

Man: "It may be the coin in me ear, hard to hear."

How you guys not even know who did it? Hahahahaha.