Not jokes
I thank God that I'm not as ugly as you.
What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
An orphan's parents.
Why was Jesus not good at Basketball?
Because he died in the Cross 😈
Son: Mom, can I tell you something?
Mom: Yes, of course, honey, what's up?
Son: Ok, you have terrible jokes! They're not even funny!
Mom: Well, I made you.
What's the difference between you and me? You're not strangling a man with a cloak on.
Why did Susie fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not Susie!"
I am an actual police officer (Not gonna mention with which department in case they actually check this site) and tbh I find these jokes funny as fuck, carry on boys.
I'm tired of seeing Mal's joke the second I open up the site. It's not a bad joke. I'm just tired of it.
What is a vampire's favorite animal? A giraffe.
What is a vampire's favorite fruit? Neck-tarines.
Those two jokes are not funny at all!
I did not want to join sailing, but my friend roped me into it.
I have two things I wanna say:
1. When people swear, stop taking it so fucking literally. If someone calls you a bitch, they're not calling you a female dog. If they call you a cunt, they're not calling you a woman's private part, they are calling you either an idiot, scaredy cat/baby, or something along those lines, ffs.
2. wtf
Q: What is the difference between a pizza and a baby?
A: The pizza does not scream when you put it in the oven.
Why did the chicken not cross the road?
Because it saw your face!
Dark jokes are like gay people, Not everyone likes them.
I cleaned my room today. While sweeping under the bed, I heard my mop collide with something. To my surprise, I found Pristiano Penaldo hiding under my bed! My dad said, “Don’t bother sweeping him son, he’s been dusted for years.” I was shocked but not surprised.
Being a man that is poor really isn't that bad as long as you are involved in the world's oldest profession and you are well-endowed and you are not homophobic and as long as you can suck the chrome off a tailpipe then you have nothing to worry about if you are desperate enough to pay your bills.
Lack of money is the root of all evil. 😊
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your grandma died, your dad left you too, Now you're living with your old grandma coot. Oh, let's not forget your mom left you, too. You gon' live alone, die alone, with no roses on your casket, too.
You know why pedophiles get away with molesting children?
Because who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.
Y'all, I'm suspended till Wednesday and can't do much cuz I'm on a tablet, not my computer. Tell autterpop I won't be on till Wednesday or after.
Fletcher is not a lesbian. He is also not an Asian. He is also definitely not an accident.