Not jokes

How you guys not even know who did it? Hahahahaha.

What say the child to the man? Shalom.

Man come later give the child: "Here, what you asked for!"

Child: "No, sir! I say Shabbat Shalom. I not ask for salmon!"

Man: "It may be the coin in me ear, hard to hear."

Why did the terrorist not get paid, but they loved their job?

They di2s drying plans.

Peyk 47 said that Kobe Bryant is not a legend, but he is.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because it's not original at all.

Hey, did you know that Stephen Hawking predicted the end of the world?

Well, not really. He predicted the end of *his* world.

Kids are cute, not even joking. Wanking is easy around them.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Esteban.

Esteban who?

If you do not open the door, Esteban you!

Also, not love everyone.

Why did the skeleton not go to prom?

Because it had no body to dance with!

I'm not sure, but the image doesn't contain text. Without the text, I cannot extract joke information.

I was in a terrorist a famous terrorist group. No, not the Taliban. We called ourselves the Talabam.

Women getting paid is bad, women should not get paid...

My dad said not to touch this thingy called a gun, but I looked down that pole and pressed that thing, and now I'm in heaven.

Do not ever make fun of people who look like they have no necks. They are fully protected from vampires.

"Cancer gives you weed. It’s not healthy."

Stephen Hawking is intelligent.

He is not as green as he is cabbage.

I may not be the brightest candle on the cake, but you can still blow me.

You may not like me, but you still look up to me.

What did a Jedi say to Darth Vader? "You're not my father, I am yours!"