Not jokes

Cock

I fed a vegan cock. No, not chicken, no, not my cock, my dead dad's.

Roman

Why did the Roman not eat BBQ chicken?

Because he "wasn't a veggatarian."

Child Support

Son, why do I not have an Easter basket?

Mom, you're 23, you don't need one. Ends calls, child support.

Memes

Laugh

A funny joke is not funny after laughing because then it becomes a porn hub.

Orphan

Why do orphans not play Call of Duty?

Because they have to land at houses.

Akeld

Akeld: All I want to do is mess with Gwen!

Gwen: LEAVE ME ALONE!

Akeld: NOT EVER!

Account

Guys, please stop making fake accounts of me. It's not funny, and it's disrespectful of you, ok, bitch?

Orphan

Why do orphans not have parents?

Answer: Their parents are yeet dead dead.

Difference

What's the difference between a bad joke and an actually bad joke?

An actually bad joke is not funny, like this one!

Orphan

Why do orphans not love their parents?

Because they don’t have parents.

Prince

Dear prince,

Gwen is dating Aiden! I can tell by the emojis! She does not like you or the way you talk to her, not one bit!

P.S. She is and will always be dating Aiden! Leave a comment.

Son

Son: Dad, can I get a girlfriend?

Dad: Son, no, you are only 10, so no.

Son: Dad, I'm leaving to get a girlfriend.

Dad: Son, nooo, you are not my son!

Son: What did you say? *Son slaps the dad.*

Dad: Good, son, goodbye, get out of my home.

Son: Good, you can go move to a new home.

Bullying

Gwen: Bastard, dummy, and is the dang ding one who started this, because of you Gwen I am now bullied! It's not the unknown will it is a lot but mostly you! AND ANNOYING YOU SHALL BE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO WONDER EVERYONE HATES YOU!

Best, Tenya!

Part

The most unrealistic part of Chotta Bheem is not him eating a laddu and getting power. It's him eating a whole laddu in one shot.

Dog

What is the difference between a tree and a dog?

A dog can walk and a tree cannot walk.