Not jokes
Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they can't make a home run.
I may not be the brightest candle on the cake, but you can still blow me.
"Cancer gives you weed. It’s not healthy."
You may not like me, but you still look up to me.
What did a Jedi say to Darth Vader? "You're not my father, I am yours!"
Why can’t orphans have a good childhood?
Because they could not go to theme parks! 😅😅
Comment if you're not vaccinated and don't plan to be!
What’s the difference between the milk and drugs?
My dad brought the drugs back, not the milk though! 😭
9: I am higher than you.
8: No, you're not!
(8 flips to his side)
Kenya text: Guys, leave Gwen alone! Pls! It is not her fault...btw STOP AND GO TO ATHORE JOKES
Gwen, I am not gay. There is some stupid faker online! I swear on my life that I am not!
Btw, if I was gay, then why am I chatting and dating a girl?
"Tj and Prince, I really think we should stop doing this date night, date fight thing on this website because it's driving everyone crazy, and this is a joke website, not a dating website, so I say let's just take this to Facebook."
How come yo mama did not come straight home from work last night? Because her daughter had sex with her boyfriend and got drunk.
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
I do not know.
Hey, did you know that Stephen Hawking predicted the end of the world?
Well, not really. He predicted the end of *his* world.
Bob the Golden Retriever and Lily the Husky were talking at Bob's house.
Lily: Bob, do you think I'm fat?
Bob: No, Lily, of course not! You're just a little husky!!!! Lol. Golden Retrievers are funny.
What goes with chips?
Not your cheese.
What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?
Mooooooo my secret is that it's pasture bedtime, but not pasture bedtime!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Esteban.
Esteban who?
If you do not open the door, Esteban you!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because it's not original at all.