What's the difference between a bad joke and an actually bad joke?
An actually bad joke is not funny, like this one!
Not Jokes
Why do orphans not love their parents?
Because they don’t have parents.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not your dad.
Dear prince,
Gwen is dating Aiden! I can tell by the emojis! She does not like you or the way you talk to her, not one bit!
P.S. She is and will always be dating Aiden! Leave a comment.
Son: Dad, can I get a girlfriend?
Dad: Son, no, you are only 10, so no.
Son: Dad, I'm leaving to get a girlfriend.
Dad: Son, nooo, you are not my son!
Son: What did you say? *Son slaps the dad.*
Dad: Good, son, goodbye, get out of my home.
Son: Good, you can go move to a new home.
Gwen: Bastard, dummy, and is the dang ding one who started this, because of you Gwen I am now bullied! It's not the unknown will it is a lot but mostly you! AND ANNOYING YOU SHALL BE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO WONDER EVERYONE HATES YOU!
Best, Tenya!
The most unrealistic part of Chotta Bheem is not him eating a laddu and getting power. It's him eating a whole laddu in one shot.
What is the difference between a tree and a dog?
A dog can walk and a tree cannot walk.
What is the difference between a human and a tree?
A tree cannot walk, and a human can walk.
I'm tired of seeing Mal's joke the second I open up the site. It's not a bad joke. I'm just tired of it.
A Jew and a Jew walk into a bar. The goy says, "What do you want?" The first Jew says, "Give it alcohol." The second Jew says, "My son ran away and became Christian." Another Jew pipes in, he says, "My son too!" The bartender turns around and says, "You're not going to believe this..."
How did Sally die?
She got shot.
How? She could not run away.
What do you call a bad pun?
The pun is not punny!
If nine is a number, then why on Earth is not "ja" a number?
All doggies go to heaven - or so I've been told.
They run and play along the streets of Gold.
Why is heaven such a doggie-delight...
Why, because there's not a single cat in sight.
There were 10 cats on a boat. 1 jumped off. How many were left? I DO NOT KNOW.
There was none left. They were all a bunch of copycats.
What did A say to Y?
"You cannot be alpha like me." :)
Y said, "Why? (Y)"
Why did the skeleton not go to prom?
He had no body to go with. XD
Do not trust atoms! They make up everything.
What time is it when you cannot do anything?
