Not jokes
What is something an orphan's phone does not have?
Home buttons.
Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they can't make a home run.
Why can’t orphans have a good childhood?
Because they could not go to theme parks! 😅😅
This is not even a joke.
Yo mama so stupid, you could not even be born because of her idioticness.
Okay so not a joke but like- There's a fucking noose in my school gym.
Why was Huggy Wuggy not able to hug Cody’s mom?
Because she was so fat he couldn’t fit his arms around her.
I went fishing while watching porn, and my girlfriend said, "Well, you want my fish?" and I said, "But you're not in the water."
What do you call a house that isn't a house?
Not a house.
How come yo mama did not come straight home from work last night? Because her daughter had sex with her boyfriend and got drunk.
Why do orphans not have a home? Because they don’t have a family.
People who are annoying. There are two of them.
1. Capet.
2. Akeld.
The winner is "Akeld," although Jordan Calerendiá comes in with a tie. Yah! Not really!
Comment if you're not vaccinated and don't plan to be!
What’s the difference between the milk and drugs?
My dad brought the drugs back, not the milk though! 😭
9: I am higher than you.
8: No, you're not!
(8 flips to his side)
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
I do not know.
HEY D.K. date ME, not that weirdo Freshfry! I LOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVEEEEEE UUUUUUUUUUU D.K. Let's DATE! I'm 13 ;)
Kenya text: Guys, leave Gwen alone! Pls! It is not her fault...btw STOP AND GO TO ATHORE JOKES
Gwen, I am not gay. There is some stupid faker online! I swear on my life that I am not!
Btw, if I was gay, then why am I chatting and dating a girl?
"Tj and Prince, I really think we should stop doing this date night, date fight thing on this website because it's driving everyone crazy, and this is a joke website, not a dating website, so I say let's just take this to Facebook."