Not jokes
What goes in and out and saves your life but is not sexual?
Diabetes.
How did Sally die?
She got shot.
How? She could not run away.
What did A say to Y?
"You cannot be alpha like me." :)
Y said, "Why? (Y)"
Do not trust atoms! They make up everything.
A Jew and a Jew walk into a bar. The goy says, "What do you want?" The first Jew says, "Give it alcohol." The second Jew says, "My son ran away and became Christian." Another Jew pipes in, he says, "My son too!" The bartender turns around and says, "You're not going to believe this..."
Memes
Guys, please stop making fake accounts of me. It's not funny, and it's disrespectful of you, ok, bitch?
Akeld: All I want to do is mess with Gwen!
Gwen: LEAVE ME ALONE!
Akeld: NOT EVER!
Why do orphans not have parents?
Answer: Their parents are yeet dead dead.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not your dad.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it could not find home.
Why do orphans not love their parents?
Because they don’t have parents.
A funny joke is not funny after laughing because then it becomes a porn hub.
Q: What gun does Africa not have?
A: A water gun.
"Ur Grandma" You think you're funny? Well, sorry, but you're not.
What's the difference between a bad joke and an actually bad joke?
An actually bad joke is not funny, like this one!
Your mama's so fat, I don’t know if it is a hippo or not.
What do you call an orphan who can't get 5 stars on GTA?
Not wanted.
I fed a vegan cock. No, not chicken, no, not my cock, my dead dad's.
Why did the Roman not eat BBQ chicken?
Because he "wasn't a veggatarian."
When men watch football but not the women's version maybe there.