Not jokes
"Ur Grandma" You think you're funny? Well, sorry, but you're not.
What's the difference between a bad joke and an actually bad joke?
An actually bad joke is not funny, like this one!
Your mama's so fat, I don’t know if it is a hippo or not.
What do you call an orphan who can't get 5 stars on GTA?
Not wanted.
I fed a vegan cock. No, not chicken, no, not my cock, my dead dad's.
Memes
Why did the Roman not eat BBQ chicken?
Because he "wasn't a veggatarian."
When men watch football but not the women's version maybe there.
Son, why do I not have an Easter basket?
Mom, you're 23, you don't need one. Ends calls, child support.
Gwen: Bastard, dummy, and is the dang ding one who started this, because of you Gwen I am now bullied! It's not the unknown will it is a lot but mostly you! AND ANNOYING YOU SHALL BE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO WONDER EVERYONE HATES YOU!
Best, Tenya!
Why do orphans not play Call of Duty?
Because they have to land at houses.
Dear prince,
Gwen is dating Aiden! I can tell by the emojis! She does not like you or the way you talk to her, not one bit!
P.S. She is and will always be dating Aiden! Leave a comment.
Son: Dad, can I get a girlfriend?
Dad: Son, no, you are only 10, so no.
Son: Dad, I'm leaving to get a girlfriend.
Dad: Son, nooo, you are not my son!
Son: What did you say? *Son slaps the dad.*
Dad: Good, son, goodbye, get out of my home.
Son: Good, you can go move to a new home.
What is the difference between a human and a tree?
A tree cannot walk, and a human can walk.
Why did the skeleton not go to prom?
He had no body to go with. XD
There were 10 cats on a boat. 1 jumped off. How many were left? I DO NOT KNOW.
There was none left. They were all a bunch of copycats.
The most unrealistic part of Chotta Bheem is not him eating a laddu and getting power. It's him eating a whole laddu in one shot.
What do you call a bad pun?
The pun is not punny!
What is the difference between a tree and a dog?
A dog can walk and a tree cannot walk.
If nine is a number, then why on Earth is not "ja" a number?
All doggies go to heaven - or so I've been told.
They run and play along the streets of Gold.
Why is heaven such a doggie-delight...
Why, because there's not a single cat in sight.