Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because it's not original at all.
Orphan Baseball
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Explain Bear
Listen up, genius. This is Explain Bear talking. The joke is that orphans can't say they are going to "go to their original" when going to base in baseball, since they do not have any original parents. Do you get it, genius? I am sure it is hard for you, considering you are the type to trip over flat surfaces. If you still don't understand, ask your mom. Oh wait...