Not jokes

Yo mama so fat even God could not lift her spirits.

Yo momma so stupid that someone said, "You're not that wealthy," and she went to a doctor.

Have you read "50 Yards to the Outhouse" by Willie Makeit and Probly Not?

So I was looking through my pictures and I found a picture of a random kid that took a picture of his ugly face. It looked like someone that got hit by a car, then a bus, then a semi.

That’s what I get for not having a password on my iPad.

I saw a man today wearing a t-shirt that said "I'm with stupid."

I told him, "You know, that's not very nice."

He looked at me and said, "I'm with stupid, too."

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Cows say, "Moo, not who."

Who's climbing the tree?..... Not Sarah.

Who is in hospital?.... Sarah.

I'm not gay, dick.

Why did you say not to?

What do you call an animal that smells?

A smelly-phant.

That joke is really not funny.

Why did the orphan not play baseball? Because he couldn't find home.

For a while, lead was used in pencils, but... we realised that it might not have been the smartest idea because it lead (badoom ching) to some people getting lead poisoning.

"UwU my balls says mommy."

"Wait, what?" says Jonny. "That's not my mommy!"

Jack is a ugly meany who’s not going to my birthday!

Anonymous: This guy reads everyone's jokes, but why doesn't he answer his mom?

Your hairline goes so far back, your mom is scared you're not going to make friends.

I was at a funeral. I kissed a hot girl I did not know. She was the one that died.

You hear that? That’s the sound of me not caring.

My friend is so ugly, she got surgery twice, but not even that could fix her.

My life is so meaningless that I committed a crime just to get shot. 0-0

This is not a joke; this is just about death...