Not jokes
Let's stop this, it's not funny. Oh wait, the orphans are all gone with nobody. 😂
Lionel: Leona, please no more singing your annoying Fuzzy Bear song!
Leona: But I love my song, right Fuzzy?
Fuzzy Bear: I am going to bite you for not letting your sister sing my song!
*Fuzzy Bear bites Lionel*
Lionel: AHHHHHHH
Why does the cannibal village not exist anymore?
They all ate each other.
Period: Guess who’s back... back again...
Me: Ugh, can we not do this today?
Period: I can come back in 9 months?
Me: Keep fucking singing.
Bob, why are you kicking the kids?
What, it's not like they have a home to go to.
So I went to a church the other day and I asked my friend, "Is that painting of Jesus and is it through the wall with one with three nails?" Oh wait, I wasn’t even Jesus, he’s not doing the T post that he invented.
A man walks into a bar. The man says, "Why the human face?" It's not funny at all.
A woman asked Stephen Hawking to dance, and he replied, "I'm not much good, I have two left feet."
"Then how about Karaoke?"
To which he replied, "I have two left throats."
Kid: Knock knock!
Orphan: Who's there?
Kid: Not your parents XD
I asked this kid for a high five, but he could not reach my hand.
The police: Pull over!
The kid: Do you know who my dad is?
The police: What, your mom did not tell you?
When the guy came in with a gun to rob the store, I said: "Hey, can I borrow that?"
He says "yes." Me, over here, walking to the cashier and saying: "Goodbye!" He screams: "Have mercy!"
I say: "No, not to you, to me. Say goodbye." He says: "No, don't shoot yourself!" It was too late.
🥫Wewo wewo, stop right now or we will be forced to stop your self.
No, not like you can ketchup!
My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets!"
My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets."
What do you call a not potty trained human?
Amber Heard.
Meant to say my friend's nan, not man.
Every 911 joke isn't that good.
Well, at least not until they come crashing down.
It's supposed to say "goes," not "goes."
"Hey, kid, why are you so fat?"
"Why did you insult him? That's not nice."
"It won't matter, he's deaf."