Not jokes

My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets."

People who are bothering Gwen, stop. This is a joke site, and you guys should know that!

People, she is not even 40 or whatever. I see the comments, and they are so stupid. Do you even know her in life? No!!! Shut up and leave her alone!

Why did the orphan jump into the burning building?

It was too cold because they did not have a home.

Man: *behind the women* She's so ugly!

Woman: My back is not a voicemail, unless you're a coward and can only say it behind my back to my face.

"Hey, kid, why are you so fat?"

"Why did you insult him? That's not nice."

"It won't matter, he's deaf."

What do you not bring to a paparazzi? A balloon.

Mom: Hey you! What are you doing?!

Me: Nothing, why?

Mom: You're supposed to do your ______.

Me that/every night: *sob*

Friends: Are you okay?

Me: Yeah, fine.

Me in head: Or maybe I'm not okay...

It's hard to tell if people are interested in joining my Sarcastic Club or not.

My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets!"

I've got something better for all of you. I may not have found it, but Google "hottest sexiest women ever." Then you'll want them!

What is an orange?

World's only not rhyming thing. Hehhhehehehehhe.

Why did the skeleton not go to the dance?

Because he had no BODY to go with!

Yo mama so fat even God could not lift her spirits.

I'm not gay, dick.

Why did you say not to?

What do you call an animal that smells?

A smelly-phant.

That joke is really not funny.

So I was looking through my pictures and I found a picture of a random kid that took a picture of his ugly face. It looked like someone that got hit by a car, then a bus, then a semi.

That’s what I get for not having a password on my iPad.

I saw a man today wearing a t-shirt that said "I'm with stupid."

I told him, "You know, that's not very nice."

He looked at me and said, "I'm with stupid, too."

Kids are cute, not even joking. Wanking is easy around them.

Why did the orphan not play baseball? Because he couldn't find home.