Not jokes

So I made a simple cancer joke on Roblox with my friend, and then both her dumb-ass friends were like, "OMG WHY WOULD U SAY DAT? YOUR HORRIBLE!!" That pissed me off. Like damn woman, it's not like I said, "IF PEOPLE IN YOUR FAMILY DIED FROM CANCER THAT MEANS YOU AND YOUR FAMILY ARE ALL DUMB-ASSES." If anything they are actually dumb asses but hey. Also they can't talk. They don't know that I'm abused everyday at home and pressured to get good grades or else I'd get my head bashed against a wall till there is blood. So if they are reading this, SUCK MY ASS BITCH.

My name is Mariah Carly Brown, and I am an orphan, and what do I say about your jokes that are not funny... STOP THEM!

Dark humor is mean! All day I go to see all the jokes I find, and I see "Orphan jokes."

What kind of sick person likes that kind of joke? By the way, it is not a question. I have 3 twin sisters! Lariah, Kariah, and Iariah! Iariah starts with an i! So stop the jokes, please!

I'm gonna finally put a stop to the fucking drama. I saw people bullying other people for years; Gwen was not the only one. No longer will I put up with this. No longer will newcomers. For God's sake, just do jokes! Please! If you want to bully someone, do it in your family! You people don’t even know each other, but we're still going through this same fucking shit every fucking day! Just make jokes, people! That is why it’s called “Worst Jokes ever” not “Bully people forever.” So shut the hell up and get to joking! Jesus! The only reason why I came here was to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread hate and foolishness from people who don’t even know better things to do but to hate on stupid strangers from different parts of the fucking world!!!

“Addison, fuck off already, you're only 10 years old. What do you know?” I might be 10, but during my time here, the tragedies and horror I've experienced on this website have shaped me into someone more mature, able to share this wisdom. And if you're gonna laugh at me, spit in the face of me and my generous teachings, you will fall. I swear to God, I will make you wish you could never feel pain. But that would hurt me more than you. Please, stop the drama. That's all I ask. Together, we can make this website great again, like it once was.

What goes in and out and saves your life but is not sexual?

Diabetes.

You should watch Ryan ToysReview because he's not mean; he's a very nice boy.

I'm tired of seeing Mal's joke the second I open up the site. It's not a bad joke. I'm just tired of it.

The power of yeet.

I can't do this - YEET!

I'm not good at this - YEET!

I'm not old enough - YEET!

Q: What gun does Africa not have?

A: A water gun.

What do you call an orphan who can't get 5 stars on GTA?

Not wanted.

I fed a vegan cock. No, not chicken, no, not my cock, my dead dad's.

Your mama's so fat, I don’t know if it is a hippo or not.

Why did the Roman not eat BBQ chicken?

Because he "wasn't a veggatarian."

When men watch football but not the women's version maybe there.

Son, why do I not have an Easter basket?

Mom, you're 23, you don't need one. Ends calls, child support.

What time is it when you cannot do anything?

"Ur Grandma" You think you're funny? Well, sorry, but you're not.

What's the difference between a bad joke and an actually bad joke?

An actually bad joke is not funny, like this one!

Why do orphans not have parents?

Answer: Their parents are yeet dead dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your dad.

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because it could not find home.