Not jokes
Why did the Roman not eat BBQ chicken?
Because he "wasn't a veggatarian."
Akeld: All I want to do is mess with Gwen!
Gwen: LEAVE ME ALONE!
Akeld: NOT EVER!
Guys, please stop making fake accounts of me. It's not funny, and it's disrespectful of you, ok, bitch?
"Ur Grandma" You think you're funny? Well, sorry, but you're not.
What's the difference between a bad joke and an actually bad joke?
An actually bad joke is not funny, like this one!
Memes
Why do orphans not love their parents?
Because they don’t have parents.
Why do orphans not have parents?
Answer: Their parents are yeet dead dead.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not your dad.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it could not find home.
Gwen: Bastard, dummy, and is the dang ding one who started this, because of you Gwen I am now bullied! It's not the unknown will it is a lot but mostly you! AND ANNOYING YOU SHALL BE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO WONDER EVERYONE HATES YOU!
Best, Tenya!
Why do orphans not play Call of Duty?
Because they have to land at houses.
Dear prince,
Gwen is dating Aiden! I can tell by the emojis! She does not like you or the way you talk to her, not one bit!
P.S. She is and will always be dating Aiden! Leave a comment.
Son: Dad, can I get a girlfriend?
Dad: Son, no, you are only 10, so no.
Son: Dad, I'm leaving to get a girlfriend.
Dad: Son, nooo, you are not my son!
Son: What did you say? *Son slaps the dad.*
Dad: Good, son, goodbye, get out of my home.
Son: Good, you can go move to a new home.
What is the difference between a human and a tree?
A tree cannot walk, and a human can walk.
The most unrealistic part of Chotta Bheem is not him eating a laddu and getting power. It's him eating a whole laddu in one shot.
What is the difference between a tree and a dog?
A dog can walk and a tree cannot walk.
Why did the skeleton not go to prom?
He had no body to go with. XD
There were 10 cats on a boat. 1 jumped off. How many were left? I DO NOT KNOW.
There was none left. They were all a bunch of copycats.
If nine is a number, then why on Earth is not "ja" a number?
All doggies go to heaven - or so I've been told.
They run and play along the streets of Gold.
Why is heaven such a doggie-delight...
Why, because there's not a single cat in sight.