Not jokes

"Bippity Boppity, women are not property."

I'm an orphan, please stop it. It's not nice and it made me cry.

(Not an orphan joke).

Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?

Because they've lost 2 towers.

So I went to a church and I asked a friend, "Is the picture on the wall Jesus, and does it have three nails or one nail?" Oh wait, that's not Jesus, he is not doing the T pose that he invited.

I wish I was rich and not poor and retarded.

What does an orphan not have in common with a criminal?

Criminals are wanted.

What did Little Johnny say to his dad?

Johnny: "Dad, please not again! I'm too young!"

"9/11 was not funny; it was plane wrong because my dad was the best fucking pilot in Jeddah."

Sex has no feeling with our cousin. Because both are relative.

1) Did you hear the one about the school shooting? Actually, I better not... You wouldn't understand, it's aimed more towards a younger audience.

2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9/11.

3) 10 dead babies.

"That's not my name, but okay, that's cool. My name is Coco, but okay, and I already knew Jayden was a boy who is bi."

Why do orphans not like the iPhone 11 Pro?

A: Because it doesn't have a home button.

Your mom is so fat she ate an iPad and said, "Ahqah!" funny food mmm banana and hehe haha! And what deal with airline food? It's not white and it's not black and it's not Asian!? AHAH? DSF

This is American politics that is not true.

Humor is like food, not everybody gets it.

What's one thing that you can say about a train, but not your girlfriend?

"Did everyone see that because I will not be doing it again."

- Captain Jack Sparrow

Why are orphans not that good at baseball?

They can never hit a homerun.

Witches do not wear undies. Why? To get a better grip on their broomsticks.

What is an orange?

World's only not rhyming thing. Hehhhehehehehhe.