Not jokes
I was at a funeral. I kissed a hot girl I did not know. She was the one that died.
"UwU my balls says mommy."
"Wait, what?" says Jonny. "That's not my mommy!"
You hear that? That’s the sound of me not caring.
Why can't white people go to Blackpool? Cuz they're not black.
Jack is a ugly meany who’s not going to my birthday!
Anonymous: This guy reads everyone's jokes, but why doesn't he answer his mom?
I did not believe in COVID-19 until I saw your teeth social distancing.
If the sun is in space, then why is there light on Earth, but not in space?
The towers collapsed on 9/10, not 9/11.
Why did the sick juice tree go to the hospital? Because it needed lemin-ade (not the cool type of sick, the one where you are in the hospital). Lemin-ade 1st ade.
Guys, don’t suck your own dick, it does not feel like your dick is being sucked, it feels like you're sucking a dick.
What's gayer than a gangbang in a man sex ring?
Not slapping the ass at Hooters.
I play with balls. Not me, the girl that was "playing something."
I crashed into the back of a car at the lights today.
A really short guy got out of it and said, “I’m not happy.”
I said, “Well, which one are you then?”
I remember you. You used to be an ash.
I would love to roast you more, but my mom said to not burn trash.
My friend is so ugly, she got surgery twice, but not even that could fix her.
What did the old chimney say to the young chimney?
"You're too young to smoke!"
That's not even a bad joke-
A man walks into a bar. The man says, "Why the human face?" It's not funny at all.
Let's stop this, it's not funny. Oh wait, the orphans are all gone with nobody. 😂
Lionel: Leona, please no more singing your annoying Fuzzy Bear song!
Leona: But I love my song, right Fuzzy?
Fuzzy Bear: I am going to bite you for not letting your sister sing my song!
*Fuzzy Bear bites Lionel*
Lionel: AHHHHHHH