Not jokes

Roses are red, violets are not lime, if you turn around, I will fist you anytime.

Why drink water and not bleach?

What is the same thing between water and dark jokes?

Not everyone gets it!

Your hairline is so back it's not even a hairline cuz you're bald. LOL

Your hairline is so far back that not even Tom Brady could throw that far.

So a kid was hanging out with his mom and this man comes up to him and said, "Hi, I'm your new dad." The kid did not think about it, and then he did and said, "But I already have a dad." The mom said, "That was not your real dad."

Ugly kid, people keep saying I'm ugly.

Me: They're certainly not wrong.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? I butter not tell you.

When is a cold not a cold?

Women say their baby daddies are trash like... woman, didn't he impregnate you and didn't he win your heart? I mean, he's not trash, you are!

What college can Stephen Hawking not go to? Spelman University.

A: Why did Sally fall off the swing?

B: Why?

A: Because she has no arms.

Knock, knock.

B: Who's there?

A: Not Sally.

Joe was eating ice cream while walking on the street. He dropped his ice cream. Why?

B: I don't know, why?

A: Because Sally was driving the car.

Why did the rock not risk going to the other side of the road?

It's a damn rock, mate. It's not gonna walk!

If you're bored, just punch an orphan. It's not like they can tell their parents.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I pray God I'm not so ugly as you.

There were three women, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL. Then comes in a famous rapper, guess which one he picked???

Where are your parents? Oh, behind you? Not any more.

1273. My mother does not love me, nor does anyone, and my family doesn't either.

Why is a group of Uchiha not called the Sharingang?

Why?

Because they're all Sharing... GONE :)

A woman asked Stephen Hawking to dance, and he replied, "I'm not much good, I have two left feet."

"Then how about Karaoke?"

To which he replied, "I have two left throats."