Not Jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue, I pray God I'm not so ugly as you.

There were three women, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL. Then comes in a famous rapper, guess which one he picked???

Where are your parents? Oh, behind you? Not any more.

1273. My mother does not love me, nor does anyone, and my family doesn't either.

Why is a group of Uchiha not called the Sharingang?

Why?

Because they're all Sharing... GONE :)

A screenshot from 4chan's /fit/ poetry corner features a Wojak next to a limerick about a surgeon named Keith who circumcises men with his teeth to get to the cheese underneath.

A woman asked Stephen Hawking to dance, and he replied, "I'm not much good, I have two left feet."

"Then how about Karaoke?"

To which he replied, "I have two left throats."

I went to take out the trash, could not find you, so I went back in. The next day I found you.

Why didn't the octopus get a tent? Because it had tentacles.

A boy couldn't walk normally because his pants were huge, and when he went to school, the people there made so many jokes about him that he died.

IT'S NOT TRUE, JUST A FAKE JOKE, DON'T WORRY!

Yo momma so fat not even Dora could explore her.

What happens to Stephen Hawking when he logs in to his account on Google when it says, "I am not a robot?"

Abigail Brynn Welch is not funny.

Rodd Flanders: What's "gay" mean?

Bart: Uh, it means you used to be afraid, but now you're not.

Rodd says to his dad Ned: I'm gay, Daddy.

POV: Your dad is gone.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Not your dad. LMAO.

Most people my age have had sex. Not my fault I'm not able to fit in.

Why did the bounty hunter not cash in an orphan?

He was not worth keeping.

Anyone want a free pizza? Because you liking a pizza with toppings that not many people enjoy allows you to eat the entire guilt free pizza, that they said they didn't want and everyone already offered you a slice of.