Not jokes

What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn't matter, he's not coming.

Why is death taken so lightly? It's terrible how people use it! (This is NOT a joke!)

Who thinks Gwen and dumb bitch prince should *STOP* dating! AND LET THE REAL LOVERS *Gwen and Aiden* RESUME TO *LOVE* SAY ME IN THE COMMENTS SO NOT!!!!!!!!

Why would you not let an elephant sleep in the same bed with you?

Because they stink and now the room smells like elephant shit.

Orange you glad you are not a comedian?

Why do orphans not like the movie Frozen?

Because for them, love isn't an open door.

I was talking to a Muslim yesterday, and he asked me what it's like to be blind.

I happened to tell him about 20 jokes; in fact, I was working on my twentieth. So I answered with, "At least I don't have to screw in light bulbs. It's not like I need the damn things anyway."

Opponent fist attacks your face, no you can not activate a trap card.

Stephen could not click the "I'm not a robot" button, so I guess he is fucked.

My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children.

If anybody does, please just send me your contact details, and we can drop them off tomorrow.

What are all grandmas infected with? Defiantly not a parasite!

My friend dreamed of being a porno star.

He did it for 3 months and decided it was not for him.

The next job he got was pumping petrol. Halfway through filling up, he pulled the hose out and started spraying all over the car!

What did the Los Angeles Police do when George Floyd said that he could not breathe? They gave George Floyd two squirts of Zicam cold remedy inside his nose.

Stephen's not dead; his WiFi is slow.

Hi 👋 I love 💗 you walk in and out the door 🚪 night. I did not have time today. I was just a little bit and I had to walk home from home after dinner. I

I'll remember my last words... "Sorry, I'm not sorry!"

If you are a robot, you cannot talk.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Knock, knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally.

Why can't an orphan be a criminal? Because they are not wanted.

Why do orphans not play baseball?

Because they don't know the way home!