Not jokes

Name

  • Okay, I'm on my last nerve when people say "Water Shark Guy" and other things THAT ARE NOT MY NAME.

    This is my name: watersharky!

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    ACE

  • So an ace gets handed a piece of paper and it says, "Do you like me or no?" and the ace says, "I'm not registered to vote!" Hahahahahahahahjajqh.

    Message

  • Hi Freshfry, hi Alex, I did not see your messages yesterday because I was at my brother's soccer game, and then people came to our house till 11:00. Lol, sorry :)

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    Sister

  • My sister is really disrespectful, and her famous words are, "You're not my parent!" The next time she says this, I'm going to respond back with, "You're right, because I would have worn a condom to protect from you being born unlike my dad did!"

    Orphan

  • Why can you not let an orphan touch an iPhone 7? Because it would break if they touched the home button.

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    Faker

  • I just wanted to say whoever is a faker pretending to be me, that you are literally ruining my life right now. And I can literally not take this right now in life and that I just want peace so please, please stop.

    Catfish

  • Prince, I promise you that "qwen" girl you're chatting with is a faker! I am the real lover for you, not her. She's a stranger!

    Prince

  • Prince, please talk to me for real...

    Let's sort this out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Please, please answer me. I need an answer!!!!!!!!!!!! BTW, Princess, my name is Gwen, and I am not a faker!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Relationship

  • Tj if you don't stop trying to ruin Gwen and Prince's relationship then I will scream!!!!!!!!!!

    It's some dumb faker and what point of she just wants to be your friend do not understand!

    Orphan

  • Teacher: I was an orphan when I was younger.

    Student: Oof.

    Teacher: Is anyone not here?

    Student: Yes, your parents.