Teammate

Teammate jokes

Night

    • I was playing Warzone last night, and I shot my teammate that said they were emo. When I shot him, another player did, and it said "assist kill."

    Penaldo

    • You caught a Penaldo!

    Description: Penaldo, the finished statpadder. It is said that Penaldo drains the energy of its teammates and sells underwears.

    Type: Ghost type.

    Moves: Dive

    Disappear in big games

    Cry for pens

    Statpad vs farmers

    Sells underwear

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    • Cycle

    • The cycle of Pionel Pessi:

    - Ghosting👻

    - Diving🐬

    - Complaining to teammates😡

    - Complaining to refs🤬

    - Missing sitters🤦‍♂️

    - Gets a lucky open net tapin⚽️

    - Proceed to get 🐐 shouts

    - Repeat🔁

    People with REAL ball knowledge know he’s just an overrated tapin merchant 😭

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    • Basketball

    • What do black men in the NBA like about going to the locker room after they are done playing basketball?

    Receiving golden showers from other black teammates.

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    • Terrorist

    • When you name yourself Twin Towers and Terrorist in Kahoot:

    "Twin Towers" is on fire🔥

    "Terrorist" is on a streak of 2.

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    • Football Team

    • Calling Alabama's football team an astonishment would be the biggest understatement of the century, especially since they continuously catch balls from someone who isn't related to them.

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    • Team

    • So the coach got mad at me because I'm the only one on my team who is only a bit on the spectrum, and I was just keeping the ball to myself. The coach pulled me aside and said, "Pass to others." I said, "Why?" And he said, "There's no 'I' in 'team.'" I said, "Yeah, but there's an 'm' and an 'e.'"