A millionaire LOVES alligators and filled his pool full of alligators, One night he has a party and says,"whoever can swim from one end to the other of the alligator infested pool unharmed will get a prize, my daughter or a million dollars." some people line up but they are hesitant. One man gets in the water, swims from one end to the other unharmed, and went to the millionaire. The millionaire says,"wow I can't believe you did it! So whats your prize?" the guy says,"I don't care about the million dollars or your daughter, I just want to know who the B@$*ard was that pushed me in the pool!"
What did the knight say to his younger brother? "Good night."
You expected a silly pun there, didn't you? That's pretty rude. It makes light of the struggles of being a knight. Especially a good knight.
Fred and Mary got married, but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred's parent's home for their first night together. In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his Mom if Fred and Mary are up yet. She replies, "No". Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?" His mom replies, "I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to school." Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?" She replies, "No." Johnny says, "Do you know what I think?" His mom replies, "Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school." After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?" His mom says "No." He asks, "Do you know what I think?" His Mom replies, "Ok, do tell me what you think?" He says: "Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I think I gave him my airplane glue."
What did one butthole say to the other? I don't know WHAT got into me last night!
I was at the bar late last night when a waitress screamed anyone know cpr? I said shit I know all the letters of the alphabet. Everyone laughed well except for this 1 guy
A Vampire Stalks you into a field of corn, The stakes have never been higher...
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I was hunting at night for deer and then I found one and shot it, I realized the deer I shot was actually my ex...
What did the mommy cow say to the baby cow?
It is pasture your bed time
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I sleep in a castle once every 2 weeks It's my fort knight
Why do orphans not care about sleep, because they have no one to wake up to
i don't know a orphan joke but i bib cyr last night
because i an orphan
i was playing warzone last night and i shot my team mate that said they were emo and when i shot him another player did and it said assist kill
my ceiling fan isnt the only thing thats going to be hanging tonight
I got so drunk with the guys yesterday that when the Uber driver asked how many drinks I had I said “yes”
Did you know that a majority of the U.S is afraid of the dark Especially if they are right behind you at the ATM.
