You should watch Ryan toys review because he not mean hes very nice boy
Your smile is so nice that the moon shines off them
Me: Hey! Look at my drawing of deez! My babysitter: very nice! But, uh, what’s deez? Me: (¬‿¬)
can we have sex because if we dont i cant like you big thick BOOTY! ;]*so lets have sex in bed you sexy woman or behind a tree because shoving my dick in your P***y is a very nice feeling while sucking your A*s
“My Mum told me the best time to ask my Dad for anything was during sex. Not the best advice I’d ever been given. I burst in through the bedroom door saying, ‘Can I have a new bike?’ He was very upset. His secretary was surprisingly nice about it. I got the bike.”
An ugly arrogant woman walked into a store with her 2 kids, yelling at them.
The store clerk pleasantly said, "Good morning ma'am and welcome. Nice children, are they twins?"
The ugly woman stopped yelling and said, "Hell no they are not, one is 9 and the other is 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins, Are you blind, or just bloody stupid?"
The clerk replied, "I'm neither blind nor stupid ma'am, I just can't believe someone would screw you twice,"
You know that at Walmart they have backpacks next to the guns? Well I thought that it was nice to see the bags next to the school supplies.
How do you give a woman from Alabama a Nice Compliment?
Answer; You say to her, "Hey, NICE TOOTH!"
Lynx Africa is based on a nice smell . Do you think Lynx England would smell like Stella and disappointment ?
Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code.
why did the Gg miller say to the loser
this is a nice reflection
Q:What did the kid on the airplane say A:Those are two nice towers right there
