My son wore his new 'Go Vegan' Hoodie for the first time today and already he's been verbally abused as well as being punched, kicked & spat on!!!! And he's not even left the house yet!!!
New BBC Geordie police drama set in Honolulu
Haway Five O
New business idea lets put a KFC on Africa and a watermelon shop
Hi I'm new here
Osama binladin
Got like 2,997 kills damn thats a new record
If Mississippi bought Virginia a New Jersey, what would Delaware?
Idaho...Alaska!
Hey! Guess what? I created a new word!
Plagiarism!
You can give a hockey team airplane a new source of heating but it went to far on September 7th, 2011 when the Yaroslavl plane crash happened.
confusion life question!!! . can you cry underwater? . do fishes ever get thirsty? . why don't birds fall out the tree when the sleep? . why is a building called that when its already built? . when they say dog food is new and improved, who taste is?
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the death of JFK must have splattered on the news
What is Meat Loaf's new name now that he has passed? Ground beef
According to unofficial sources, a new simplified income-tax form contains only four lines:
1. What was your income for the year?
2. What were your expenses?
3. How much have you left?
4. Send it in.
Ok is this the new thing saying Gwen in your "joke" then people will comment and u can make more friends. If so then i really need to be saying Gwen more in my "jokes or chats".
I've reached the age where looking in the mirror is like checking the news. I know there'll be some new developments I won't like.
There's a new bird disease, it's called churpies. It's a canariel disease, untweetable .
Person 1: "Hey, I created a new word!" ... Person 1: "Plagiarism!"
I told a crying kid to wipe his tears and come back smiling. He never came back the next day, says the local news.
A guy when back to his apartment,5 Minutes later he said to the receptionist,”it doesn’t fit”so she gave him a new key
DH: What did Vegeta say to Bulma? A: What? DH: Can I show u my new move it's called BIG BANG ATTACKKKK. :)
-Dark_Humor
