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Arrest

Daddy dick · 3 years ago

Repost from my friends account

A picture of a news report at night, with police and firetrucks visible. On the right, a mugshot of Ian, the person who was arrested. The text reads: Breaking news. Ian arrested for breaking into homes and tickling butthole!

God

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) · 3 years ago

Oop

A skeleton wearing a Russian hat and holding a rifle sits behind a desk with papers. The text overlay says, "Oh god I've done it again" and a search bar with text, "help i accidentally joined the russian mafia."

Clock

Chri5 · 3 years ago

We are getting rather close guys.

The image shows a screenshot of a news article about a clock in New York that now displays the time remaining instead of the current time. Below is the Tom cat from Tom and Jerry looking confused with the text "hol up".

Sentence

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image shows a news headline that reads: "Prisoners 'could serve 1,000 year sentence in eight hours'" followed by the text: "Future biotechnology could be used to make prisoners feel as if they were serving a 1,000 year sentence, a team of scientists claim". Below, Peter Griffin from "Family Guy" is sitting in a chair with the text: "ah sweet man-made horrors beyond my comprehension" above him.

Difference

Anonymous · 2 years ago

The image is divided into two parts. On the left, a screenshot of a BBC News search result with an orange cat and the text: "What makes ginger tom cats so adventurous?". On the right, a black-and-white image of a smiling, muscular man with a strong jawline. Above the two images, there's a text saying: "Difference? I think not".

Cookie

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a group of soldiers in military gear, with one soldier aiming a rifle around a corner. Below this image, there is a news banner that reads, "Breaking News. Live. Due to a decrease in cookie sales, the Girl Scouts switch to a more aggressive sales campaign."

Music

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A news headline reads "KSI threatens to release new music" displayed over a photo of KSI and two other men.

Tragedy

Kai :) · 3 years ago

omg im sobbing so hard, saddest yt comment ever bro, challenge, find a sadder one

A screenshot of a YouTube comment. It tells a story about a person whose mother and sister die in a car accident. After some time, they open their old PS2 and find a note from their mom stating that they can play after the chores are done. She also writes that she loves them. The commenter notes that the mother never came home and they never received their hugs and kisses.

Children

XCVHJhgfghjhgsghjuehdj23456789 · 3 years ago

hmmmmmm 🤑

The image shows a screenshot of a Google search bar where the word "children" is typed, and the "Shopping" tab is highlighted. Below the search bar is a picture of Geralt of Rivia from The Witcher, looking suspicious with the word "Hmm" written in white on the image.

9/11

Anonymous · 2 years ago

A screenshot of a Google search result for "who committed 9/11". The result shows Kanye West, labeled as an American rapper, along with two photos of him. At the bottom of the image the text "Scott Dudelson/FilmMagic" is visible.

Election

Anonymous · 1 year ago

Republicans were quick to admit however, that the 22nd Amendment was passed in a stolen election to remove FDR.

A news article with the headline: 4D Chess: Democrats Admit Trump Actually Won In 2020 And Is Now Unable To Serve Third Term. Below the headline is the text: POLITICS - Nov 7, 2024 - BabylonBee.com. Underneath is an image of several politicians standing at a podium with the US flag behind them. The woman at the podium is speaking.

Florida Man

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image shows a meme with a picture of a headline that reads, "Florida man arrested for having sex with stuffed 'Olaf'" along with a mugshot from the Pinellas County Sheriff's Office and a picture of a stuffed Olaf doll. The meme starts with the phrase "Roses are red, I got thrown off."

Nuke

LazyBoiiii · 3 years ago

A split image showing two different Woody faces from Toy Story. On the left is Woody with a sinister smile and the right is Woody engulfed in flames. Above the images is a Google search bar with the term "nuke" and the "Shopping" tab highlighted.

Satire

Heroin Monkey · 9 months ago

A still from a Marvel movie shows Tony Stark, portrayed by Robert Downey Jr., with a perplexed expression while looking at a holographic display of a spinning Earth. Above the image, white text on a black background reads: "The Onion trying to write a more ridiculous article title after getting one upped by reality every week."

Hippo

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The meme shows a news headline stating "Hippo swallows 2-year-old whole, then spits him out alive," followed by an image of a hippo with the text "My bad bro" and an image of a Wojak baby with the text "All good."

Tucker Carlson

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A meme shows a conversation where one person asks their mom for "Tucker Carlson", but the mom says they have Tucker Carlson at home. The bottom panel shows a person resembling Tucker Carlson with a banner that reads "CUCKER TARLSON", in the style of Fox News.

Florida Man

tabs1528 · 1 year ago

A three-panel meme based on a scene from the movie Thor: Ragnarok. The top panel shows the character Hela, labeled 'Florida Man', saying 'You can't defeat me.' The middle panel shows the character Thor, labeled 'Michigan Man', saying 'I know, but he can.' The bottom panel features a mugshot of a man with a text caption below it that reads: 'Wyoming Man Found with 30 Eyeballs in His Anal Cavity.'

Florida Man

tabs1528 · 1 year ago

The top image shows two Coast Guard officers standing on a boat, looking at a person in a large inflatable bubble. The bottom image has a young man with a questioning expression. The text reads: "Florida Man Who Tried to 'Run' to Bermuda in Inflatable Bubble Rescued by Coast Guard, Again. AGAIN...?"

School life

GG Miller · 3 years ago

ALWAYS ME

The image shows a minion standing on the right side. On the left side is the text: SCHOOL LIFE: Most Irritating Moments - Morning Alarm. Most Difficult Task - To find Socks. Most Dreadful Journey - Way to Class. Most Lovely Time - Meeting Friends. Most Tragic Moments - Surprise Test in 1st Period. Most Wonderful News - TEACHER IS ABSENT. SHARE IF YOU AGREE.

Kamala Harris

Willy b · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a social media post on a dark background. The top half shows a news broadcast split-screen featuring Tucker Carlson on the left and David Daleiden, identified as a pro-life activist, on the right. The text on the news image mentions "Kamala wanted to obstruct investigation into the sale of baby body parts." The post text below reads: "When two undercover investigators secretly taped Planned Parenthood admitting selling baby parts (a felony), Calif Attorney General prosecuted the undercover investigators, NOT Planned Parenthood. That Attorney General was Kamala Harris."

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