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Did Delaware a New Jersey? Idaho Alaska
What it actually means (Did dela wear a New Jersey? I don’t know I’ll ask her) Ps. My dad is a history teacher and he told me to put this in here
New windex ad
You should get windex for that dirty mind
so a kid was hanging out with his mom and this man comes up to him and said hi i'm your new dad the kid did not think about it and then he did and said but i already have a dad the mom said that was not your real dad
I have a new joke. My life. Wait... jokes are supposed to have meaning
If you get a new bed, you have more bedroom, but less bedroom.
Did you hear about the new doggy condos?
Apparently they are now leashing!
What is the similarity between a orphan and the new spider man movie there's no way home
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new groupchat??
Stacy:: honey I'm kinda new to texting what does lol mean?
Justin: I'm not sure, lots of love I guess
Margert: Stacy are you there, I don't know if you heard but Amber and her 3 kids were killed in a car crash this morning I'm in total shock
Stacy: lol
Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your presence, my love, Every moment feels new.
I asked Daveon if he ever considered trying something new, and he replied 'why fix what ain't broke?????
ISIS recently brought out a new shampoo
HEAD AND SOLDIERS !!!!
What is New Yorkers scared of airplanes
Elmo- welcome to the new micronation of Tickelandia
dude- why are we close to Disneyland.
kid- I don't know. Elmo- rule 1 you must not tell the afforests or Bob Iger about us.
meanwhile Officer- come on Elmo you're going to prison. *Officer arrests Elmo* Elmo- But who wants Tickels.
Hey, do you like nuts? try our new product, deez nuts! *slam dunk* its a bag filled with all of your favorite nuts! We called it deez nuts! *slam dunk* we got cashues peanuts wallnuts! And its called deez nuts! *slam dunk* try out deez nuts *slam dunk* now! Its a bag, filled with your favorite nuts! Deez nuts! *slam dunk*
Heard Stephen Hawking is in a new movie and that the theme tune is absolutely banging- think the opening line goes something like “they see me rolling, they hating”
Blonde starts new job at local car dealership when a wealthy gentleman comes in looking for a spacious car for his large family. The blonde is excited as she gets commission so eagerly shows him the most expensive SUVs.... The gentleman has a good look round before saying to the blonde 'it looks perfect....But Cargo space?' To which she instantly replied 'Oh I'm Sorry sir, Car only for road.
Hi there! My name is Michael Grover, and I am an explorer. Ever since I’ve been little, I’ve loved searching for new things. As a baby, my parents kept finding me in nooks and crannies around the house. “On the search” as they would say. By the age of 5, I had been to every continent on the planet, barring Antarctica. For my 12th birthday, my parents got me diving lessons, and by the time I was 13, I could scuba dive to a depth of 40 meters, as well as go cave diving. I got a pilot’s license by the age of 17, and I learned to sail just before my 18th birthday. Instead of going to university, I decided to travel around South America, exploring its rich jungles and beautiful landscapes. During my trip, I met my now wife who was also an explorer. For our honeymoon, we sailed around the Caribbean and we discovered 3 new islands which we named after the cats that I had growing up. Over the course of my life, I have come across great treasures and wondrous experiences. But in all my life, and in all my travels, I’m afraid I have never come across a single person who cared about what you just said.
