Worst Jokes Ever
Teacher on school bus, "Everybody sit down now, the bus is about to start."
Ben: "I’m not going to sit down. I don’t want to."
Teacher: "You have to, or else you have to get off the bus."
Teacher: "*stands up*"
Ben: "Then you should get off the bus 'cause you're not sitting."
If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, why is 10 scared?
(10 is in between 9/11)
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans. They knocked down two towers, not three.
My ex's dad died while she was texting me. She said she had a boyfriend, but I told her I had a dad.
I had a cake for my gender reveal party. I cut it, and the inside was yellow...
"Twin Towers?" More like "Broke Towers."
A Make-A-Wish patient wanted to see Black Panther IRL, so I pulled his plug.
What do you call a bald pig? Technoblade! HAHAHAHAHAHA
You pooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Just looking for a cunt...
Oh hello, found one.
My penis is big and long, what else is... my condom... cucumber.
Personally, I think putting beans on toast is better than bullets in children.
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Reali-tea.
Roses are red, Violets are fine, You can be the six, And I can be the nine.
Why are chickens so funny? Because...
What happens when a frog's car breaks down?
It gets toad away!
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?
They both fall in September.
What do you call a special police officer?
Officer down!
I will make a funny joke if you let me be your boyfriend. I'm 19 and I am Russian.