Worst Jokes Ever
I'm Pastor Moe Mister, Moe Lester.
I don't struggle with depression, I'm used to it.
What do you get when you mix a cow with an earthquake??
Milkshake.
What's the difference between a low tide and your hairline?
Nothing, they're both receding.
The optimistic midget's coffin was half full.
Q: What do you call a shed full of black fellas?
A: Retired Farming Machinery.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
What do you call Indian dhal that is delicious?
Well, that is DHALicious!
Why are Americans so bad at Clash? They already lost two towers.
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
If someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, you're the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person.
What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a Catholic priest?
One goes limp when a child walks in the room.
A police officer pulls over two Catholic priests. He says he's looking for two child molesters.
The Catholic priests look at each other: "We'll do it!"
What do you call a Panera Bread you write with?
Panera lead.
What's an astronaut's favorite game? Space-ball!
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Why can't Asians play cricket?
Because they will eat the ball.
What do you call a black person in a dark room?
Invisible.
I wonder how many people read this wrong.