Worst Jokes Ever
The school shooter encounters the emo kid. He reaches for his gun, but the emo kid disappears. He then finds that his gun is not on him.
I took my girlfriend to a Chinese restaurant. One hour after ordering, I went to ask the chef what was going on. That was until I heard barking from the kitchen.
My friend went to buy some milk, why is she not back yet?
One man's trash is another man's treasure. That sucks when you are adopted.
Why can't people in Africa have medicine?
Because you cannot have pills on an empty stomach.
Jesus was drinking when he made you.
That moment when the emo kid hangs himself in a bathroom stall, and the autistic kid thinks it's a pinata.
Dislike this if you think orphans are weird.
Like this if you think orphans are cool!
Hey, I met you like way way back, just like your hairline.
I recently became the coach of an orphanage baseball team.
Because I hate dealing with parents.
Why did the rape victim think it was Christmas?
Because her clothes were torn off like wrapping paper.
Your hairline is so far away that even the Hubble Telescope can't see it.
What is the same thing between water and dark jokes?
Not everyone gets it!
Being raped until feminists are offended and butthurt.
What do you call a blind German?
A nat-zee.
Why are Americans so good at Rubik's Cubes?
They are skilled at separating colors.
A limbless criminal has just been identified. Police say the suspect is armed and on the run.
What’s the difference between broccoli and little girls?
I don’t like the taste of broccoli.
My dad smashed my PS5, so I smashed his wife.
I drove by the gun shop the other day and everything was half off for back to school.