Bro, your hairline is still missing. Even Dora the Explorer can't discover it!
Worst Jokes Ever
Emo chick: "I wish I could feel dead inside!"
The kid named Dead: "😄😄😄"
Your hairline is so screwed that Michael Jackson can't even moonwalk to your hairline.
What is 6 inches and long?
A Slim Jim.
Mother, father, and a son. Father purchased a robot that can detect lies. The robot slaps when you lie.
During dinner time: Father: Son, what have you done today? Son: I watched Netflix, Dad. Robot: Stood up and slapped the son! Son: Okay! Okay! I watched porn, Dad. Dad: What? You watched porn? You are only 14! I never knew porn till I was 18 years of age. Robot: Stood up and slapped the Dad! Mother: started to laugh and said, "Sure he is your son!" Robot: Stood up and slapped the mother!
What is white and fluffy? A peelo.
Why did the woman want a boyfriend at least 2 🦶 taller?
So she could feel like a little girl and fulfill her rape fantasy.
Why are most school shooters mostly white?
Because Black lives MATTER.
Who is the man behind all lives matter?
Michael Jackson.
Shrek once went to the movies and when he sat down he felt this slimy and sticky feeling on the chair, so he stood up and complained about his chair being dirty... until he realized that he forgot to wipe earlier... so he stopped complaining and went back to his chair and sat back down.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a tomato?
The tomato gets picked.
I gave a deaf kid AirPods.
I told a blind kid, "See you later!"
I asked a emo kid if they wanna hang out.
A missile hit a hospital earlier this morning. Fortunately, no one was injured - but 100 were killed.
Allah akbar.
Why was the Tower of Pisa always leaning?
Cuz it wanted better accuracy than the Twin Towers.
"Deez nutz" are a hairline.
Me: I wouldn’t want to be with a shitmate.
Shitmate: You’re so shitable.
Me: Bring banana ice cream.
Shitmate: Never happening.
"Fuck you, do something about it!"
