Worst Jokes Ever
What’s a 5 letter word that starts with a ‘P’ that girls love to get their hands on? 😏
My enemy likes to act like he’s stupid sometimes, and so once he asked me what a sin was, and I responded with, “you.”
I found two of the same Lego Duplo sets, so I called ‘em “Duplocates.”
I played Uno with my Mexican friend.
That bastard took all the green cards!
What’s a Mexican's favorite video game?
Borderlands 2
I love pussy.
Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...
On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).
A penis has a sad life.
His hair is a mess. His family is nuts. His neighbor is an asshole. His best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him. That's it for now.
My grandmother made her passage on the Titanic. The ship was not the only thing that went down.
I heard that the World Orphan Organization has a sponsor... DC Comics.
Orphans are like a trash can; they live outside.
What is white with red all over?...
JFK.
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the movies, she sat next to everyone.
Me: Yo, dude! Yo mama so fat when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes!
My friend's mom: Why you bully me?
Gvvvvvvvuhhgh.
You're so skinny that you use Chapstick as deodorant.
You're so skinny, your mom actually enjoyed your birth!
You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.
You're so skinny that if I were to put you on a flagpole, you would wave in the wind.
You're so skinny, starving Ethiopians offer you food!