Worst Jokes Ever
How do you fix a broken pizza? With tomato paste.
French jab is ban French's backwards.
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
Your hairline's so far back that Usain Bolt had to run 50 miles away from you!
Why did the pumpkin man not go to the party? He had his hand stuck in a treasure chest.
Don’t blame Bush; he is white. It couldn’t have been him.
Your forehead is so big I could sell advertising space by the mile on it.
I asked my girlfriend if we could try my rape fantasy last night. She said no. It was the best night of my life.
Is your name suicide because I think about you all the time?
Are you my depression, because I’m falling for you?
Another Nazi joke.
Did Nazi that coming?
Did Jew?
Enough with the Nazi jokes.
They make me führeious!
I spy with my little eye something starting with, actually I have TWO normal eyes.
What does the "f" in "orphan" stand for? Family, but there's no "f".
How are humans and computers different? A human doesn't have trouble shooting.
What do you call an autistic kid going down the stairs in a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels!
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Your sister is your mother.
Your father is your brother.
You all shag one another.
The Inbred family.
Why do orphan kids never eat homemade food? Because they don’t even have one!
What's long, hard, and full of semen?
Answer: Me.