Your hairline is so far back it was back on before Jesus Christ was born.
Worst Jokes Ever
Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.
She got on the scale, said "to be continued."
Stop blaming Bush. He is white, it couldn’t have been him.
Warning! Cringe Alert!
What happens when you leave your phone at jail?
It becomes a cell phone.
Bully: I wouldn't bother wasting my time on a shit person like you.
Me: At least I have a brain unlike you.
Bully: Well at least I have a mom unlike you.
Me: Well your mom is so fat that she got stuck in her car and started bleeding Nutella?
Bully: How would you know that?
Me: Because she told me herself.
Bully: How exactly?
Me: She's on the phone right now.
Phone: *High pitched animal noises*
Me: Told you so!
What do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
A: Cowacat
B: Mooore
C: Cowacatfood
You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, a running person behind you shouted, "Taxi!"
Are you George Floyd?
Cause you take my breath away! 😮💨
It was 9/10.
I am starting a frog cult now!
Heyo, my children, hope you haven't forgotten about our cult!
Your hairline is so far back, it makes the Giant from Clash of Clans jealous!
What is the worst thing that Nazis have done?
Adolf Hit-her.
What's the difference between apples and orphans? Apples get picked.
Why did the frog take the bus to work today?
His car got toad away.
I am gay, is that ok?
I be on top sucking dick all day. I make him bust every day.
Therapists are rapists in disguise, because "the rapist".
I want to fuck Cyrus, Kylin. Especially Peter Pecker.
I suck Cyrus's dick when he is sleeping.
