Why can't an orphan play soccer on the home side of the field? They don't have a home!
Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between me and a rapist?
He forced her, while I convinced her with a candy.
She was just 7 years old.
What present did the armless kid get for Christmas?
He got gloves. Ohh, sorry, he could never open the present.
I got hired by an orphan to commit crimes, so he could become wanted.
Why do the orphans fuck in their cars?
Because they don't know what a home is.
My grandpa warned people the Titanic would sink, but they wouldn’t listen, so he kept warning them. Then he was kicked out of the theater.
Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?
'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
On April Fool's, go to an orphanage and tell them that their parents are here to pick them up.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
Jack and Jill went up the hill.
Jack fell down, his ass was bound, and Jill continued up the hill.
Jack came back and beat Jill's back, and he got the ultimate kill.
Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said, "You know you wanna."
Jill said yes and lifted up her dress. They had some fun.
But silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.
Jack and Jill went up the hill. So Jack could lick her candy.
But Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock.
Because Jill's real name was Randy.
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings horses and all the kings men, said "Fuck him, he's only an egg."
This is coming from an Indian btw and I find it very racist and it all stereotypes.
What did the man say about someone who had a seizure?
"Jit was lagging."
What's the difference between a (hypothetical) girl and cancer?
Her dad didn't beat cancer.
Why did a Mexican go to Home Depot?
Because he thought it said "Home Deport."
What do you call a man who loves Adidas and Puma and drives a Volkswagen? Potential Nazi.
