Why did the emo kid cross the road? To get a box of tissues!
Worst Jokes Ever
Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.
The water in the shower evaporates before it reaches you.
I crashed into the back of a car at the lights today.
A really short guy got out of it and said, “I’m not happy.”
I said, “Well, which one are you then?”
You’ve really gotta hand it to short people because they usually can’t reach it anyway.
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They say there’s a person capable of murder in every friendship group.
I suspected it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it leaves you and never comes back.
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don't find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on outings.
Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,
Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.
Why do orphans cry alone?
They do not have a mom's lap to sit on and a shoulder to cry on.
What do you call a hung autist...
Dead.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
I told an emo kid that we were going to hang (hangout), but they took it too literal.
Steven Hawking was so excited for Christmas till he realized he got socks.
Miksi Michael Jackson sopisi joulupukiksi?
Hän tyhjentää säkkinsä lapsiin.
Juice WRLD died a legend. Making these jokes won't get you anywhere. Grow up.
Roses are red, that much is true.
But violets are violet, not f*ing blue!
Foxy is red,
Bonnie is blue,
And Golden Freddy will kill you.
What sound does an Indian make when you're trying to fuck it? ieieieie.
