Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call it when Panera Bread shuts down?
Panera is dead.
Why can't New York City play chess?
Because they lost 2 towers!
This is a true fact, the letter "F" in orphan stands for family.
Go touch some grass, bro.
Troll your friend by saying "I" and saying "cup," and then tell them that that means "I see you pee."
LOL
There is also "lettuce cup," which means "let us see you pee."
Orphans have it lucky.
When teachers threaten to call parents, the orphans say, "Try me."
When teachers give homework, orphans say, "Where?"
I was sitting in class, and the teacher said he wasn't disappointed in me and my best friend, but not so much in me.
I looked at my best friend and said, "I'm a disappointment to the teacher, too."
Doctors in the Middle Ages, Plague doctor: "I must have some herbs to block out bad air."
Doctors now: "God, WTF were we doing back then?"
Why did my parents walk to the other side?
...Why?
Chuck Norris sneezed and sent 2 planes flying... on September 11, 2001.
Why did the dinosaur take a bath?
So it can get ex-stinked!
Your hairline sucks; even Harry Potter could not put it under a spell to turn it back to order.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Donut.
How fast is the speed of sex?
68 because at 69 you've got to turn around.
The source for YouTube Shorts are from Zidane's hair.
A friend called me a while back saying, "I have COVID.... I can't breathe, I really have a hard time breathing."
I reply saying, "Dude, you need to work on your George Floyd jokes."
Why do Roman Catholics have so many kids?
So there’s more for the priest.
What do you call a united cow? A united steaks! 🤣🤣🤣
How do you get a depressed person to jump?
Put them on a bridge.