What's the difference between a toaster and a ten-year-old Chinese girl? A Japanese soldier would regret sticking his d*ck into a toaster.
Worst Jokes Ever
Don't turn the toaster sideways, worst mistake of my life.
Your hairline is so far back Sherlock couldn't solve that mystery.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Why can't emos have ADD?
'Cause they are already scatter-brained.
What's the best way to get an emo out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno? Because they steal all of the green cards.
My mom said my sister was an angel, but when I threw her out the window, she didn't fly.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because there is no home plate.
Don't worry about missing a shot after yelling "Kobe". He didn't make it either.
What does Kobe now have in common with his helicopter?
They both have torn rotators.
I lit my girlfriend on fire. I guess you could say I ignited her fire.
Why do most guns in America have an average mag/clip size of only 30?
Because that's the average class size in America.
Why doesn't Elon Musk like Taco Bell?
It gives him gas.
I threw a lamp at the depressed kid. I was just trying to brighten up his day.
What's still together after all the sh*t they've been through? Your butt cheeks.
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he gets a hole in one.
Why is 6 scared of 7?
7 ate 9 and 10!
What has 30 legs but can't swim?
A bus full of children!
A teenager went into a creepy house with his 3 friends. Only 2 came out. Where are the others?
(Getting brutally murdered.)
